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    BrentCrude
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    In the aftermath of the Branson tornado,what valuable debris would a person find?

    Would it be worthwhile for a down and out person to drive to Branson to see what he could find prairie combing?What kind of stuff could a person find?Lots of kayopectate,blue hair dye,prostate relief pills.womens varicose vein diabetes hosiery.Anyone from here ever been there?Does it stink like old people?Is it the highest per capita town in the world for men having massive muffs growing out of their ears?What kind of bland pablum food do they feed up at the buffets there?Is it worse than the buffet where cousin Eddy took Clark Grizwold to eat at where everything was grey and jiggled?Branson has to be the most depressing place to take a vacation at.Sooner or later the state will have to open it up for casinos so when the old ladies get tired of seeing Jim Stafford and Yakoff Smirnoff,they have a place to blow their entitlement checks.

    I'll bet their are front end loaders scooping up massive wads of new and used Depend undergarments.
    Last edited by BrentCrude; 03-02-12 at 03:27 PM.

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    mikejamm
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    Dude, let old people have there fun! So what if they wanna here Donny Osmond and Mel Tillis! And eat at the Country Kitchen Buffet. My grandma loves that place!

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