another fun trick or treat thing to do is my garage has a one door that opens into the house near the front door, and if I see a bunch of older black kids, usually in no costume, just carrying a pillow case, coming up the drive way, I'll step into the garage and grab my "starter's gun" that shoots .32 caliber blanks (stole that bitch from my high school track coach), and as they get up near the front door, I'll step into the garage and unload four or five shots.....
instinctively, the nay-buhs either turn and run like hell, or hit the deck screaming.......
that's why they call it TRICK or treating.... dem naybuhs done been tricked.....
we used to drive around corpus down by the nueces river, where all the mescins live, and as we approached them out on the streets or in their yards, we'd hang out the side window or t-tops of my best friends 280zx turbo, and wave the starters' gun around so they'd see it, and then we'd start firing away with it as we pointed it at them.....
fun times in Corpus Christi, Baby!!!! seeing those wets shaggin' ass and hittin' the deck, screaming and pleading for their lives-- the sheer terror in their eyes-- was some bad-ass relatively low-cost entertainment......
instinctively, the nay-buhs either turn and run like hell, or hit the deck screaming.......
that's why they call it TRICK or treating.... dem naybuhs done been tricked.....
we used to drive around corpus down by the nueces river, where all the mescins live, and as we approached them out on the streets or in their yards, we'd hang out the side window or t-tops of my best friends 280zx turbo, and wave the starters' gun around so they'd see it, and then we'd start firing away with it as we pointed it at them.....
fun times in Corpus Christi, Baby!!!! seeing those wets shaggin' ass and hittin' the deck, screaming and pleading for their lives-- the sheer terror in their eyes-- was some bad-ass relatively low-cost entertainment......