I'm free ballin' today, but kind of on accident. Our sales conference ended today, had a couple hours before flight left, so I went to the pool. I was already checked out of hotel, but we had an area where a bellhop watched our luggage.
After swimming, I went and got clothes out or my suitcase to change into for my flight, and forgot a pair of underwear. I really didn't wanna walk the quarter mile to get underwear, so decided to free ball it.
I used to in college, but haven't gone "commando" in a while. I already forget why people wear underwear.
So, my question, being semi serious.. What is the point of underwear other than to hide boners and insurance if you poop your pants?