1. 02-29-12 11:44 PM #1
    Big Bear
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    does your wife fart infront of you?

    is this common?
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  2. 02-29-12 11:54 PM #2
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    Does she laugh after she lets one rip?
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  3. 02-29-12 11:54 PM #3
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    no not at all. did your wife fart on you? im very curious.
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  4. 02-29-12 11:56 PM #4
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    not married just wondering this chick at work is always farting and laughing about it
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  5. 02-29-12 11:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    not married just wondering this chick at work is always farting and laughing about it
    does the smell of rotten eggs turn you on?
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  6. 02-29-12 11:58 PM #6
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    Once in a while yes...your not alone brother..
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  7. 03-01-12 07:22 AM #7
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    It means she's entirely comfortable doing anything in front of you. I bet she also picks her nose and flicks her clit when you're around.
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  8. 03-01-12 07:25 AM #8
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    she farts in her sleep

    but keep in mind my wife is a woman from wisconsin
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  9. 03-01-12 07:39 AM #9
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    Big Bear, send the wife this greeting:


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  10. 03-01-12 07:40 AM #10
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  11. 03-01-12 08:32 AM #11
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    Took my gf a couple of years before she would let it rip.
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  12. 03-01-12 09:23 AM #12
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    Been together since I was 20. I'm 30 now, and she still doesn't. Thank GOD.
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  13. 03-01-12 11:49 AM #13
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    thats how i feel wv gambler lol . i know this was a odd topic but my office is bizzare thats all these people talk about. They love farting guys and girls and make jokes about it all day at work.

    major turnoff to me. the worst would be if a chick farted while having sex
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  14. 03-01-12 11:55 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    the worst would be if a chick farted while you were going down on her

    Fixed for obviousness.
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  15. 03-01-12 02:01 PM #15
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    lol, they claim that being able to fart and take a crap around one another is a sign of true love.lol
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  16. 03-01-12 02:20 PM #16
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    sure

    and I can tell you that my wife fart smells like a rose
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  17. 03-01-12 02:21 PM #17
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    Yea, because girls do not fart or poop huh?


    Prudes..........

    my wife let's em rip and we laugh about it. She is still sexy to me, but I guess to each his own.
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  18. 03-01-12 03:38 PM #18
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    My wife told me she would stop farting in front of me if I would stop releasing to Daddy's threads. She often catches me with shaft in hand when I don't hear her come in. I used to get embarrassed but now it's a running joke we have.
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  19. 03-01-12 04:50 PM #19
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    Never, and she claims she has never ever farted, pretty bizarre
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  20. 03-04-12 05:49 PM #20
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    Remind me to never get married. If my wife farted in front of me I would not say a word, pack my bags and leave right then and there.
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  21. 03-04-12 05:52 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Remind me to never get married. If my wife farted in front of me I would not say a word, pack my bags and leave right then and there.
    Not me, I always say "that's my girl !"
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