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    milwaukee mike
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    don't go to the dentist when you have gas

    learn from my mistake guys

    it was awful this morning

    crown and 2 fillings, he was torturing me extra just because he had to deal with the smell and the assistant was making crazy faces and giving me the stinkeye

    i know the bill is going to be higher than he promised too

    i really should've rescheduled, that was nasty and embarassing

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    how u go to dentist when u been on sbr posting all morning

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    will2survive
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    learn from my mistake guys

    it was awful this morning

    crown and 2 fillings, he was torturing me extra just because he had to deal with the smell and the assistant was making crazy faces and giving me the stinkeye

    i know the bill is going to be higher than he promised too

    i really should've rescheduled, that was nasty and embarassing


    Couldn't you hold in the gas until you got out of the chair or at least coughed the same time that you farted

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    how u go to dentist when u been on sbr posting all morning
    did you see me post between 7 and 8:30?

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    Milwalkee, good for you ,they are the biggest thiefs in all of medicine. after you farted you should have lit a match. I spent 30,000 dollars on crowns over the years, they all broke or fell out . $30,000 dollars will replace them. Don't feel bad you did a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    did you see me post between 7 and 8:30?
    mike is that you on avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverThat View Post
    mike is that you on avatar?


    that's avril lavigne, brought her back on request

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    huh, don't know her

    hey dude, do you have her phone number please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post


    that's avril lavigne, brought her back on request
    Mike, can we see her ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Mike, can we see her ?
    If MM would kindly allow me to pinch-hit for an at-bat:





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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    Couldn't you hold in the gas until you got out of the chair or at least coughed the same time that you farted
    Do you know how hard it is to fart and cough at the same time?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    If MM would kindly allow me to pinch-hit for an at-bat:




    jesus I'm fall in love

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    I heard her puss smells like a skunk/rotted fish,some kind of a PH imbalance...........

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