1. 02-25-12 08:55 AM #36
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    IWetYourBedForTheMoney,

    I was just kidding, bro.
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  2. 02-25-12 10:57 AM #37
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    yeah not into fluids and stuff..rather adore clean chick
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  3. 02-25-12 12:07 PM #38
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    Opie think outside the box pal
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  4. 02-25-12 12:11 PM #39
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    that's fukkin nasty i love eating pussy and if a water faucet mixed with piss were to ever suddenly turn on down there i'd throw up. skinny chicks with small landing strips and clean trims ftw
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  5. 02-25-12 12:12 PM #40
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    You just better prayer you don't get that call in a couple weeks that she missed her period.
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  6. 02-25-12 12:13 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    you can only say this if you have personally experienced this

    i have, and fukin love it
    My first time experiencing it.....and I'm in the fukin love it club
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  7. 02-25-12 12:23 PM #42
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    Act like you been there before.

    I would of threw those sheets in the wash right away. I bet your mattress is a mess.
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  8. 02-25-12 01:20 PM #43
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    :Lmao: this thread is fukin epic! My fantacy is to bang a sexy squirter for hours while eating mcnuggets and getting showered with her sauce!
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  9. 02-25-12 02:42 PM #44
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    no thats not pee thats a squirter, wonder how many squirters their are per hundred fountains lol
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  10. 02-25-12 02:53 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    and what f\*g fingers for 30 min


    Whatdamatta bro? Quite excessive but the man obviously liked the waterworks so much he kept goin'. You sure as hell wish you did. I bet the fat messes you meet online with a fake picture stink too much to even try. Getting their thighs apart is probably harder than trying to get a mouse to become chums with a boaconstrictor.

    edit: bit harsh here titty, sorry I'm very bored.
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  11. 02-25-12 03:06 PM #46
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    i dunno...could be ass sweat...whats odd is mug sent me a text saying he passed out cold on your bed last night? unreal
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  12. 02-25-12 03:48 PM #47
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    Unreal, I could imagine Iwin at the Power Exchange getting pissed on in the downstairs dungeon. He would love the "humiliation" room.
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  13. 02-25-12 03:49 PM #48
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    If it's more than a half a cup, the bitch is pissing the bed.
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  14. 02-25-12 03:52 PM #49
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  15. 02-25-12 04:32 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    If it's more than a half a cup, the bitch is pissing the bed.
    unless she was azn.
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  16. 02-25-12 09:49 PM #51
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    I am a forensic expert in this field . I can clearly tell by the pattern shes a squirter, or I like to say " thare she blows", after a couple of hours you will be able tell if it smells like ammonia you got a "thare she flows", shes a pee pee girl or a fake or knock off, just like those fake handbags. no not good.
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  17. 02-27-12 04:08 PM #52
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    Mug sweat stain
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  18. 02-27-12 04:36 PM #53
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    I say they get 20 dipping sauces. Going on the assumption you get 2 for a 10 piece nugget.
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  19. 02-27-12 04:46 PM #54
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    hit my first one not too long ago. it was nice! i made a thread about it
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  20. 02-27-12 09:09 PM #55
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    Was it a red headed girl name Amy..

    If so watch out..
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  21. 02-27-12 09:46 PM #56
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    100% piss!!! Possibly his own!
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  22. 02-27-12 09:52 PM #57
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    Anyone who has been with a squirter can appreciate this. No doubt it makes you feel like a stud.
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  23. 02-28-12 12:35 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Am I the only one that thinks thats pretty fukkin' disgusting?

    I've never had a chic do that, but even when I've seen it in pornos, I find it pretty fukkin' gross.
    Completely agreed here pal.

    Female ejaculation is not the same as a female orgasm and they do not go hand in hand.
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  24. 02-28-12 12:36 AM #59
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    By the way, there is large amounts of urine in a female ejaculation... so there is definitely urine on OP's bed.
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  25. 02-28-12 01:26 AM #60
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    Gives new meaning to the term water bed.
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  26. 02-28-12 12:04 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang-Banger View Post
    You just better prayer you don't get that call in a couple weeks that she missed her period.
    Hate to break it to you, but sperm doesn't fly out of your fingers.
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  27. 02-28-12 12:18 PM #62
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    I had no idea McDonalds was even open that late.
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  28. 02-28-12 12:34 PM #63
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    I can make my girl do thia whenever I want. The thrill is gone though. Now the bitch just makes a mess that I have to clean up.
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  29. 02-28-12 12:35 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I had no idea McDonalds was even open that late.
    McDonalds 24 hrs.
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  30. 02-28-12 01:11 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    McDonalds 24 hrs.
    I had no idea. I hardly ever eat fast food. Maybe 3 times per week max.
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  31. 02-28-12 01:19 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I had no idea. I hardly ever eat fast food. Maybe 3 times per week max.


    this is "hardly ever" in the US?
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  32. 02-28-12 01:25 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post


    this is "hardly ever" in the US?
    We've got a lot of fatties, no doubt.

    We have so many shitty eaters that the average age of death isn't going up despite modern medicine improving.
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  33. 02-28-12 01:27 PM #68
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  34. 02-28-12 02:41 PM #69
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    3 times a week. Unreal dad. You go more than me.
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  35. 02-28-12 03:11 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    3 times a week. Unreal dad. You go more than me.
    It was a joke Trigger.

    I really didnt know McDees was 24 hours. I knoew Taco Bell is and I think Carls is but didnt know about McDees. When do they start serving breakfast? I love their egg mcmuffins.
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