Bread's Favorite Canadians

**FreshCoast** · 05-04-09, 12:46 PM

I've got my work cut out for me if I ever want to crack this list,

I now have a goal in life

Any tips Matty?

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 12:49 PM

Well you're not from Montreal, that's a start. Tell me more about yourself, FreshCoast. Do you own a pet armadillo?

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Well you're not from Montreal, that's a start. Tell me more about yourself, FreshCoast. Do you own a pet armadillo?

or some asian massage parlors?

**Matt Rain** · 05-04-09, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by FreshCoast

I now have a goal in life

Any tips Matty?

Be yourself, give a firm handshake and maintain comfortable eye contact.

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 12:59 PM

FC, can you count to 21 when you're naked? That alone would have you cracking the top 20 easily.

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 01:02 PM

can you make a video naked?

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

can you make a video naked?

Just for that Juror, I made a little change just for you buddy.1. Matty Rain

(If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Alex Trebek
7. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
8. Sickler
9. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
10. Celine Dion
11. Matty Rain's twin brother
12. Elisha Cuthbert

13. Wild Willy
14. Avril Lavigne
15. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
16. Steve Nash's Balls
17. Steppenworf
18. Corey Hart
19. Shalom Harlow
20. Vonnegut
21. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
22. PuckOff
23. The Lebeau Sisters
24. Rae Dawn Chong
25. Canadian John Stamos
26. Dan Aykroyd
27. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams

**Mudcat** · 05-04-09, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by FreshCoast

I've got my work cut out for me if I ever want to crack this list,

I now have a goal in life

Any tips Matty?

I can only theorize how I have ended up on such a list. I am not entirely sure my inclusion isn't made with ironic intention. But if we were to run with the idea that it is sincere, I think it must pertain to me being a delight. I do tend to exist within a cloud of delight and spread delight wherever I roam.

So my tip to you FreshCoast is be a delight. Like me.

In summary: consider being a delight.

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:19 PM

Always important to delight those that refer to themselves in the third person.

So please, try to delight Bread.

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 01:20 PM

Muddy, it was your mustache. Best damn mustache in SBR.

**FreshCoast** · 05-04-09, 01:22 PM

So all I have to do is delightfully count to 21 while naked and making eye contact on video, preferably inside one of the asian massage parlors that I currently own, but has been shut down due to armadillo infestation?

this is going to be easier than i thought

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:23 PM

Muddy make no doubt about it...Your inclusion on my list is sincere as sin.

You're one of several ppl who's posts I open without fail when I notice them.

Bread loves Mudcat.

**Matt Rain** · 05-04-09, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

I am not entirely sure my inclusion isn't made with ironic intention.

Me either Mud, if it's any consolation.

(My twin brother is incredibly flattered, but he's always been sort of an idiot.)

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by FreshCoast

So all I have to do is delightfully count to 21 while naked and making eye contact on video, preferably inside one of the asian massage parlors that I currently own, but has been shut down due to armadillo infestation?

this is going to be easier than i thought

FreshCoast, it's not very hard to delight Bread apparently. Awesome!

1. Matty Rain

(If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Alex Trebek
7. FreshCoast
8. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
9. Sickler
10. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
11. Celine Dion
12. Matty Rain's twin brother
13. Elisha Cuthbert

14. Wild Willy
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
17. Steve Nash's Balls
18. Steppenworf
19. Corey Hart
20. Shalom Harlow
21. Vonnegut
22. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
23. PuckOff
24. The Lebeau Sisters
25. Rae Dawn Chong
26. Canadian John Stamos
27. Dan Aykroyd
28. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 01:28 PM

damn you Fresh bumping down Paul Anka

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Matt Rain

Me either Mud, if it's any consolation.

(My twin brother is incredibly flattered, but he's always been sort of an idiot.)

Matty you are in the list just because you are handsome.

**Matt Rain** · 05-04-09, 01:36 PM

Well, duh. That was false modesty, Rogatien. My French Canadian good looks allow me to fake my way through life, always. How do you think Celine did it?

**RogueJuror** · 05-04-09, 01:41 PM

Matty come down with me to Argentina. I need a good looking non-hispanic foreigner. 8 weeks stint, pays well.

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:42 PM

Celine looks like an Easter Island statue. Yuck.

**Mudcat** · 05-04-09, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

Muddy, it was your mustache. Best damn mustache in SBR.

Well yes, okay. There's no denying that. I have shortcomings - no question - but anyone saying my moustache isn't outstanding is just being stupid.

**Matt Rain** · 05-04-09, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

Matty come down with me to Argentina. I need a good looking non-hispanic foreigner. 8 weeks stint, pays well.

To do what? Get mugged by the locals while you rob their banks? I'm scared and intrigued, in that order. Shoot me an email @ gmail if you're serious.

**Mudcat** · 05-04-09, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Bread

That's funny. If I ever change my avatar, that has to be it.

**FreshCoast** · 05-04-09, 01:50 PM

This is a great day, there are 2 things every young Canadian dreams of growing up, Wining the Stanley Cup and cracking the top 10 on 'Bread's Favorite Canadians' list.

It's an honor to be mentioned alongside such great Canadians.

Today is a great day, my Molson Canadians will taste extra sweet and my BC Kush extra sticky.

Anything is possible, kids. Always remember to keep your stick on the ice...

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 01:55 PM

oohhh...you reminded me of an important omission FC!

1. Matty Rain

(If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg (Most dramatic ranking movement in the history of dramatic ranking movements!)
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Labatt's Blue
7. Alex Trebek
8. FreshCoast
9. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
10. Sickler
11. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
12. Celine Dion
13. Matty Rain's twin brother
14. Elisha Cuthbert

15. Wild Willy
16. Avril Lavigne
17. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
18. Steve Nash's Balls
19. Steppenworf
20. Corey Hart
21. Shalom Harlow
22. Vonnegut
23. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
24. PuckOff
25. The Lebeau Sisters
26. Rae Dawn Chong
27. Canadian John Stamos
28. Dan Aykroyd
29. Nicky Santoro
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams
1087. Michael J. Fox
1088. Scary face Pam Anderson
1099. Corey Haim
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**Matt Rain** · 05-04-09, 02:02 PM

Labatt Blue? Dude. If you ever come to Montreal, I'll tutor you through the Real Beer 101, 102 & 103 curriculum.

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 02:06 PM

Why would I go to Montreal with a bunch of soulless French Canadians?

I'll meet you in Detroit. One to remain alive the longest is the winner!

**Shark79** · 05-04-09, 02:21 PM

Crumbs.

Wheres your list of latinos ? Get to it.

Regards.

Sharky

**Mudcat** · 05-04-09, 02:26 PM

Yay. New avatar.

**Bread** · 05-04-09, 02:28 PM

LOL excellent Muddy.

Sharky I used to own just such a list many years ago. I think it's been since deleted from wherever it was that I had it. I still have a favorite Asians list somewhere too.

**Bread** · 06-02-09, 09:05 PM

1. Matty Rain

(If I could go higher than #1, he'd be there)
2. Plomberg
3. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
4. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
5. Mudcat
6. Buztah (Where have you been all my SBR life?)
7. Labatt's Blue
8. Alex Trebek
9. FreshCoast
10. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
11. Sickler
12. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
13. Celine Dion
14. Matty Rain's twin brother
15. Elisha Cuthbert

16. Wild Willy
17. Avril Lavigne
18. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
19. Steve Nash's Balls
20. Steppenworf
21. Corey Hart
22. Shalom Harlow
23. Vonnegut
24. PuckOff
25. The Lebeau Sisters
26. Rae Dawn Chong
27. Canadian John Stamos
28 Nicky Santoro
29. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'

390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams
1087. Michael J. Fox
1088. Scary face Pam Anderson
1099. Corey Haim
2000. Dan Aykroyd

**Matt Rain** · 06-02-09, 09:07 PM

I get nervous when I see this thread bumped up. I doubt myself sometimes.

**Bread** · 06-02-09, 09:09 PM

Matty Rain I'm gonna hug you so hard when I meet you, that I'm gonna go right through you and come out the other side.

I gots mad love, ma.

**Bread** · 09-22-09, 09:16 AM

Time for some changes.

1. BUZZY!! What an amazing entertainer and solid human being.
2. 20Four7
3. Plomber
4. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

5. Mudcat's Guitar (A top 5 lock forever after the video posting)
6. Mudcat
7. Matty Rain's Betting Partner
8. Sickler
9. Matty Rain (the arm punches had him slip down a bit)
10. Labatt's Blue
11. Alex Trebek
12. Puckoff
13. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
14. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
15. Celine Dion
16. Matty Rain's twin brother
17. Elisha Cuthbert

18. Wild Willy
19. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
20. Steve Nash's Balls
21. Hosehead

22. Steppenwolf
23. Corey Hart
24. Shalom Harlow
25. Vonnegut
26. The Lebeau Sisters
27. Rae Dawn Chong
28. Canadian John Stamos
29. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child at that one lake
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'
390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Bryan Adams
1087. Michael J. Fox
1088. Scary face Pam Anderson
1099. Corey Haim
2000. Avril Lavigne
2001. Dan Aykroyd
3457. Nicky Santoro

**Matt Rain** · 09-22-09, 09:23 AM

All the way down to 9?!?

Calling my agent... time to hit the press with a fabricated scandal.

**buztah** · 09-22-09, 09:27 AM

Bread, Buzzymania is spreadin' like a phucken cancer all cross the internets! I keep tellin' ya I am BIG PHUCKEN TIME!