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    VIDEO - First Time Skiing

    Oh, it's bad... real bad. Got a lot better as the day progressed, but the fact that this got on camera is priceless.


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    Terrible skier, but at least you listened to JJ and got out of the house!

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    Leafer, you'll be kicking ars befoer no time.

    I don't know if you were here yet, I posted a shoutout vid from the top of Vail Mountain begining of December.
    Deleted vid though...

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    guessing this is the kids first time ever doing anything that requires going outside and moving.

    go back to the bunny hill before you injure someone else.

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    Wow that's bad

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    Good video

    At least he went skiing

    I would be scared

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    JJ's burial of you has worked wonders

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    I'm pretty much the next Jeremy Bloom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good video

    At least he went skiing

    I would be scared
    It's not the steepest of hills.

    XC skiers could handle that one

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    i see a huge resemblance in your skiing and betting styles...

    i bet those ankles hurt after day 1 ... liquor helps

    careful not to mangle yourself pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good video

    At least he went skiing

    I would be scared

    I'm with coach i've never been skiing also. The way i drink i would be afraid of falling off the chair lift or skiing into a tree. Course might not be a bad way to go maybe i'll reconsider this.
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    I went skiing for the first time last year and was phenomenal. Possibly because I've played hockey my entire life and its not much different in terms of balance and stopping. Much easier than I expected. I went down the bunny hill once, after that I was on real slopes. Hardest part was walking with them on and also getting off the lift.

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    no coordination at all

    ryan pal you are not an athlete.

    good stuff

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    Go down the black diamond you nancy boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I went skiing for the first time last year and was phenomenal. Possibly because I've played hockey my entire life and its not much different in terms of balance and stopping. Much easier than I expected. I went down the bunny hill once, after that I was on real slopes. Hardest part was walking with them on and also getting off the lift.
    Deuce
    I never saw a fat guy skiing. I would of paid $500 to see you in a video

    You must be hilarious on the slopes

    Deuce people must hammer you behind your back while skiing, I could not keep a straight face looking at you on the slopes

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    It looked like a 2% decline. Embarrassing kid. Your outfit looked even worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    It looked like a 2% decline. Embarrassing kid. Your outfit looked even worse.

    He didn't need to mention "first time skiing" All you had to do was look at his jacket and pants from walmart.

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    good job nice vid leafer.

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    need pic of the chick

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    I remember learning when I was about ten, don't remember struggling that bad... remember them telling me to make my skis into a pizza to slow down.

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    dude you french fried when you were supposed to pizza...

    classic mistake...

    haha great vid

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deuce
    I never saw a fat guy skiing. I would of paid $500 to see you in a video
    You must be hilarious on the slopes
    Deuce people must hammer you behind your back while skiing, I could not keep a straight face looking at you on the slopes
    Actually, Deuce is a shockingly good athlete on the slopes. Very agile for a man his size.

    Here's a recent pic from his Facebook.....

    Posted by @exnhlnetminder on 01/27/11

    Awesome powder here at Mt Brighton!! Been shreddin' the pipe all week!! GO BLUE! GO WINGS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Actually, Deuce is a shockingly good athlete on the slopes. Very agile for a man his size.

    Here's a recent pic from his Facebook.....

    Posted by @exnhlnetminder on 01/27/11

    Awesome powder here at Mt Brighton!! Been shreddin' the pipe all week!! GO BLUE! GO WINGS!

    Stop your killing mestop right now

    Deuce is a fatty for sure, Deuce post some pics of you in those tight ski outifts

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    really wish we had mountains in Minnesota. The ski hill in my city takes a whopping 10 seconds to get from the top to the bottom on the biggest run

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    Not gonna lie... first time I got off the ski lift, I was petrified. You have to ski off it. I immediately fell flat on my back.
    My coordination is impeccably bad.
    Wal-Mart outfit Gates? Sure. You know me all too well.

    You all have seen pics of the girl. I'll post a video of me jumping from outside in snow to hot tub.

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    You can see my Reds tattoo kinda... I need to get that baby colored in.
    You can't really see Courtney in video, but attached pic for all you creepy degens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samgurt View Post
    really wish we had mountains in Minnesota. The ski hill in my city takes a whopping 10 seconds to get from the top to the bottom on the biggest run
    I hear yah!

    Lindsay Vonn did it... Somehow??

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    Ryan, be careful with the 15yo sister. Don't want to see Chris Hansen pay you a visit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    I'm pretty much the next Jeremy Bloom.
    You're the next Jeremy LIN, you ski like asians drive.

    I can't ski for shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Ryan, be careful with the 15yo sister. Don't want to see Chris Hansen pay you a visit!
    Chris H and I are real good friends. No biggie.
    No, but for real, it was really awkward being around someone underage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Ryan, be careful with the 15yo sister. Don't want to see Chris Hansen pay you a visit!
    Shady, I'm amazed.

    This is the first post I've seen of yours that didn't have anything to do with JJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Shady, I'm amazed.

    This is the first post I've seen of yours that didn't have anything to do with JJ.
    Let's face it... all of our conversations are about JJ. We can't stop talking about him.
    He's like a bad train wreck that you just can't look away from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    Let's face it... all of our conversations are about JJ. We can't stop talking about him.
    He's like a bad train wreck that you just can't look away from.
    Yeah what would we do without JJ?

    Maybe focus more on beating the books!

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    i wanna see a video of jj skiing. That would be gold. I laugh just thinking about all the obscenities being yelled out.

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