1. 02-20-12 05:13 PM #1
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    One Legged Millionaire Jailed For Hitting Stripper With Rolex

    There is just way too much funny in this story.

    A one-legged former construction worker from New York who won $16 million from Nassau County back in 2010 after being run over by a cop was just convicted of clocking a former stripper turned self-described “naked masseuse” in the face with his solid gold Rolex.

    Thomas Hartmann, 42, claims he simply lost his balance and fell into the woman, who he met at a bar in Manhattan. Nevermind the fact that the 37 year old victim needed a whopping 16 stitches to close the gash in her forehead. Hartmann has been sent to jail for 60 days.
    This is the girl he clocked with his watch:





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  2. 02-20-12 05:16 PM #2
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    weirdos

    stay away from those clubs
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  3. 02-20-12 05:20 PM #3
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    Gotta love the USA
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  4. 02-20-12 05:24 PM #4
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    nice cans
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  5. 02-20-12 05:35 PM #5
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    Unreal!
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  6. 02-21-12 09:29 PM #6
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    look at the weird mother behind the stripper this country has gone to shit.
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  7. 02-21-12 09:47 PM #7
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    LOL
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  8. 02-21-12 09:48 PM #8
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    I just want the rolex
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  9. 02-21-12 09:49 PM #9
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    The guy has one leg, of coarse he fell and smashed her face with the rolex.
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  10. 02-22-12 11:06 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMINATER View Post
    look at the weird mother behind the stripper this country has gone to shit.
    It's not our fault that vampires have taken over.
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  11. 02-22-12 11:12 AM #11
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    If it was a Breitling she'd be dead.
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