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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Thinking of getting a bodyguard

    Not because i need one... But because it makes you look big time. Think about it... Any time u see somebody with a 6'5 300 lb black guy in a suit always 3 steps behind them u know they are somebody important.

    I would only do tbis for when i go out in public of course like the grocery store or the casino. Could probably pull alot of girls at the casino with this trick.

    I can afford it sinse it wont be every day.

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    If you are in the greater Los Angeles area I can recommend a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    If you are in the greater Los Angeles area I can recommend a few.
    Jake, can I get stats?

    Pics would be better though.
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    Most were P Hilton guys back in the day when she needed them.

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    I wonder what one costs for 8hrs a day

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    I'm here guy. At your service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    I would only do tbis for when i go out in public of course like the grocery store or the casino. Could probably pull alot of girls at the casino with this trick.
    Pure genius

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    a female one

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    3d you fuk you do know that you can't pay a bodyguard in fukkin betpoints right?
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    Need a limo to go along with it

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    I'll get you some numbers. Color preference?

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    I would like one too

    Probably a guy like 6-2, 220

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wonder what one costs for 8hrs a day
    A real body guard or a broke assed fat black guy who owns a suit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm here guy. At your service.
    No, Mayan. I am looking for a tall black guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    3d you fuk you do know that you can't pay a bodyguard in fukkin betpoints right?
    Fukk u Drink!!!

    I have a savings account with real money in it!!! But u didnt know that did u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Need a limo to go along with it
    Well yeah Sickler. The limo will be cheaper than the bodyguard I am guessing. But i really dont know for sure because i have never priced bodyguards before. I just came up with this idea today.

    Plus i know a guy who knows a guy who owns a limo service so i will get a deal on the limo for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Fukk u Drink!!!

    I have a savings account with real money in it!!! But u didnt know that did u?


    But I've seen your picks....I thought it was all gone

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    If all you want is a huge intimidating black guy to follow you around I suggest that you hire Zuluzinho. He's 6 foot 8 and approximately 400lbs. He was undefeated at the time of this fight. He hasn't been the same since and I'm pretty sure that he's unemployed now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    But I've seen your picks....I thought it was all gone
    I dont bet with my savings account u fukk!!!

    Do i look like a fukkin degenerate to u, drink???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    I dont bet with my savings account u fukk!!!

    Do i look like a fukkin degenerate to u, drink???


    And a sicko too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    And a sicko too!
    How am I a sicko u fukk???

    Where do u live drink??? Fly me out and lets do shots/shooters/beer bongs. I'm not paying for my own flight so u can meet me tho. U gonna be at the BASH???

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    3D...what in the hell is going on here??? Bodyguard??? Need more tail??? Get out of the damn house and find a hottie...get her in the sack and pound it...stay of the booze 3D and ITD...shit is bad for yeah...however I would recommend mass quantities of alcoholic beverages if she is bigger than desired...damn it let me tell you guys...a few fat girls got lucky when the bar was getting ready to close and was still stumbling around by myself...you can't drink em skinny but you can drink em pretty...they were all fukkn supermodels until I woke up...then they resembled fukkn roseann...damn it guys it tried not to get in these situations often but don't get me lying...it happened more than once...

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    That is true stucky, u cant drink them skinny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would like one too Probably a guy like 6-2, 220
    JJ just wants to get pounded by a guy of this description.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    If all you want is a huge intimidating black guy to follow you around I suggest that you hire Zuluzinho. He's 6 foot 8 and approximately 400lbs. He was undefeated at the time of this fight. He hasn't been the same since and I'm pretty sure that he's unemployed now.

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    just get a dog like this


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    I actually read an article in a magazine a few years back about a guy who did just this to see what it was like. Hooked up with a security company who gave him 4 professionals. The kind that didnt make a scene but you knew who they were and what they were there for. Went around Vegas for 3-4 days with them. Wrote that it was the time of his life. Woman would come to his table thinking he was big time and slip him numbers and keys. He would just make up stories about who he was and what he did. They went VIP into all the clubs because all the bouncers new the bodyguards and were aspiring to be them so they would do anything for them. Was a great read.

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    ^^^^^^ See! This shit works!!!

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    You can either pay for the bodyguard and maybe pick up girls, or just pay for the girls.

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    how much would a full time body guard cost?

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    Hire someone to act like the paparazzi when you step out of the limo. Camera with flash but no film shouldn't cost much.

    Bodyguard, paparazzi, limo...You'll be swimming in poon.

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    diggity you have come up with other insightful things. Only thing is you probably going to have to rent a limo for the night. can't pull up with a minivan with a 350 lb bruiser ,getting out.lol

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