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    I have recently recovered from a slight mental breakdown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have recently recovered from a slight mental breakdown.

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    Walked into a perfectly cleaned apartment after work. Crock pot was full of food and my whiskey glass was ready to be used.

    My lady was freshly cleaned and ready to be used also.

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    I will be out of the house for at least 10 hrs Sat.

    That is longer than any day in the past month and a half.

    I am excited but somewhat nervous. The house has been my safety blanket, keeping me free from all danger.

    I will make sure to apply deodorant and wear fresh underwear. I will stuff the underwear with a sock to get the ladies attention.

    Yes. Bring it on

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    Im doing Ok but an unlimited supply of white and or purple KUSH bud would make things better here
    Last edited by Azzurri; 02-19-12 at 07:56 AM.

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    Italian soccer getting ready to start.

    Life is good

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    Just watched JJ's strange video again


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    i'm doin aight...

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    Ok right now

    In newark

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    thats good that you made back from Vegas playboy , hows the weather up in Jersey?

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    Doing better than I have in years actually. It's my job now, I fuckin' love it. No stress, awesome pay, easy work, actually can't believe they pay me more than my old job to do so much less.

    Gambling is going very good. Just cashed out some yesterday and collected today.

    I have no need or room to complain. Getting a new car in late October too, much overdue

    Salud boys!

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    what kind of work do you do Brock? i need a job like that. my job sucks

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    doing great... getting married in a week and a half... wedding and honeymoon all paid for by me and i still have 190k in the bank from gramps... going to south africa for 2 weeks with my new wife... only thing that sucks is a 16 hour plane ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy22 View Post
    doing great... getting married in a week and a half... wedding and honeymoon all paid for by me and i still have 190k in the bank from gramps... going to south africa for 2 weeks with my new wife... only thing that sucks is a 16 hour plane ride

    sounds like you got it made in the shade. Watch out for Great White Sharks in South Africa.

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    Enjoying Married life and a new baby boy. Enjoying Honey Boo Boo very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    sounds like you got it made in the shade. Watch out for Great White Sharks in South Africa.
    watch out????? I'm swimming with them bro,, elephant back saffaris, 6 star villas, jaguar camps, helicopter ride over victoria falls.. penthouse suiote in johannesbeg... 6 different stops... cant fukkin wait.. videos to come fellas.. trip of a lifetime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    what kind of work do you do Brock? i need a job like that. my job sucks
    testing...business intelligence and data warehouse analysis. Basically comes down to testing.

    took me YEARS to get into the U of I though..no wonder no one leaves once they get in

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Enjoying Married life and a new baby boy. Enjoying Honey Boo Boo very much.
    what you do for work/money Illini????

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Doing very well and thanks for asking.

    Business grew 3% in 2011 and we set goals of 7.5% for 2012.

    Family is doing great!

    Enjoying lots of hunting and fishing. Thought about doing my next vid from ice fishing house.

    Life is great.

    Coach, call me.
    ha My boy Bigday here is probably the most professional guy on this forum. If you ever need a hard-working dedicated Englishman in your work-force with years of Senior Chemical Sourcing & Purchasing experience then give me a shout brotha! Love my job but its in a shitty location..thinking of quitting early next year and look for jobs abroad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    what you do for work/money Illini????
    Living Trust

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    Getting pressured to get married.

    Clamps being put on me real tight.

    Feels like I can't breath anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Living Trust
    You're like a J Paul Getty descendant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You're like a J Paul Getty descendant!
    Brock, I want to hold you tightly in my arms and cradle you like a new born without a father!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy22 View Post
    watch out????? I'm swimming with them bro,, elephant back saffaris, 6 star villas, jaguar camps, helicopter ride over victoria falls.. penthouse suiote in johannesbeg... 6 different stops... cant fukkin wait.. videos to come fellas.. trip of a lifetime
    you're nuts.

    i'll offer you 1 mill to stay in the middle of the amazon river for 3 minutes.

    I don't have 1 mill but 99.999% chance you don't make it out alive

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    I met a guy years ago at a convention for new prosthetic technology.

    He had a fake leg. Years ago he was an Amazon tour guide. Used to take those long boats out into the river. Did it smoothly for 20 years. No incidences.

    One day, he and his tour guide assistant went out. Something got caught under the boat. It stopped. All of the sudden the boat started rocking and both tour guides who were standing could not catch their balance and fell in the water.

    The guy lost a leg and was pulled up by the tourists.

    His assistant got chopped in half instantly by a Hippo.

    Man was horrified as he told the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have recently recovered from a slight mental breakdown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    I am an SBR poster
    I barely have more than a toaster

    I gamble all day, and drink every night
    taking home 9's and 10's - oh what a sight

    I log onto sbr and pound my chest
    proceed to mock at all the rest
    amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    Drunk most the time drinkin cheap vodka and pbr. Usually hitting the dive bars around my place on the weekends bringing any girl i can home for a one night stand. Then usually having to take time off work on monday to hit the clinic because it burns when i piss. Other then that lifes good haven't hit a bet in years either.
    What a thread! classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Doing better than I have in years actually. It's my job now, I fuckin' love it. No stress, awesome pay, easy work, actually can't believe they pay me more than my old job to do so much less.

    Gambling is going very good. Just cashed out some yesterday and collected today.

    I have no need or room to complain. Getting a new car in late October too, much overdue

    Salud boys!
    Picking one up Friday,chose sales manager to deal with based on which one knew his football numbers better while in the negotiation process, always a good time

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    I'm still here

    Life is good

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