1. 02-16-12 02:15 AM #1
    baskets
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    What's the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat?




    Cannot catch a break. Put my head in the noose and jumped... but that just tore the chandelier off the ceiling and brought a whole shitload of roof down on my head.



    **** you, kamke!
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  2. 02-16-12 02:21 AM #2
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    Sorry Baskets... terrible loss here bud,..I was on the other side of this one..but I understand your pain.. this is why I have a lot of friends that dont even watch matches or games they bet on.. Too much stress..Just care about the WIN or LOSS.. nothing else..
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  3. 02-16-12 02:21 AM #3
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    Quickest way would be to let TT do a belly flop on you. Would be painless
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  4. 02-16-12 02:24 AM #4
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    I don't know who TT is.

    I just put a gun to my earhole... fired.... and the bullest just passed out thru the other earhole.

    NEED A ******* SOLUTION HERE, BOYS!!!
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  5. 02-16-12 02:29 AM #5
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    Let some dude fukk you up the ass
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  6. 02-16-12 02:32 AM #6
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    that just happened

    his name was Kamke... up 5-1 in the tb.... and had set point.... couldn't finish the deal so I lost my total and a sniff at 500 b/c of a half fukking game
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  7. 02-16-12 02:35 AM #7
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    ^what just happened

    some guy pounded your ass

    I want someone to pound my ass right now
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  8. 02-16-12 02:41 AM #8
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    lol, all you have to do is bet tennis... and see yourself just milimeters from grabbing the cash....
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  9. 02-16-12 02:41 AM #9
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    shouldnt joke about that stuff
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  10. 02-16-12 02:43 AM #10
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    ^someone pounding my his or my ass....
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  11. 02-16-12 02:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Let some dude fukk you up the ass

    AIDS is a relatively slow and painful way to go, though.
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  12. 02-16-12 03:17 AM #12
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    member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
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  13. 02-16-12 03:25 AM #13
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/nba-basket...ml-1800-a.html

    Read this first before thinking of killing yourself.
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  14. 02-16-12 03:28 AM #14
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    Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
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  15. 02-16-12 03:47 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
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  16. 02-16-12 07:04 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
    Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
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  17. 02-16-12 08:31 AM #17
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    lay down on interstate.
    count mufflers until you get to 100.

    repeat.
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  18. 02-16-12 08:53 AM #18
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    show your racist postings to group of black guys.
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  19. 02-16-12 08:56 AM #19
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    Did I miss a racist comment?
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  20. 02-16-12 09:07 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
    They lost recently.

    Don't know if it was league or Copa del Rey
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  21. 02-16-12 05:58 PM #21
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    the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat is going to be the same as the best way to kill yourself in general

    so when you are googling this information instead of typing in the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat

    just type in the best way to kill yourself period, as this will yield the results you are looking for,

    good luck!
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  22. 02-16-12 08:46 PM #22
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    "best way" meaning the least painful, or quickest, or cleanest, or messiest? I'd like to go out wrestling a grizzly bear. i'd set up a camera and figure someone would eventually find it and put the video on youtube instant viral. and what if i kill the bear with a chuck norris chop to his throat? that would be an awesome video. win win, except for the bear i guess.
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