1. 02-13-12 02:34 PM #1
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    ttwarriors valentines day tips

    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.


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  2. 02-13-12 02:37 PM #2
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    Yes nothing says Valentines Day like a big facial shot. If your nutting on your girl's face on Valentine's Day you might as well leave her ass, only do that to women you disrespect.
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  3. 02-13-12 02:39 PM #3
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    Like you know anything about women
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  4. 02-13-12 02:40 PM #4
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    thats why its 5 on the list, not true about doing it only to women you disrespect
    Reminds me of men that have been married for ten years and never done there woman in the ass
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  5. 02-13-12 02:40 PM #5
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    great advice tt

    thanks
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  6. 02-13-12 02:41 PM #6
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    #1 is a classic, such a shame if nobody on sbr uses it

    Ive told others this and had great feedback from it. Near 100 percent success rate for everyone ive told about it
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  7. 02-13-12 02:42 PM #7
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    Thanks TT..

    Your experience is priceless.
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  8. 02-13-12 02:44 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    thats why its 5 on the list, not true about doing it only to women you disrespect
    Reminds me of men that have been married for ten years and never done there woman in the ass
    What "men" are you talking to that are openly telling you about their sexual encounters with their wives? Is it the Judge and Sheriff at the gym?
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  9. 02-13-12 02:46 PM #9
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    Strange thread

    I cannot relate to Valentines Day

    Have no idea what it means
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  10. 02-13-12 02:50 PM #10
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    jj thats because your only wanting to get laid, instead of trying to get laid, try to pickup a woman without thinking about getting laid and you will perhaps get laid.
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  11. 02-13-12 02:50 PM #11
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    Thanks for the tips TT!
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  12. 02-13-12 02:52 PM #12
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    Do her in the ass and then fuk her off.
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  13. 02-13-12 02:53 PM #13
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    tt just wants all of the candy to himself.
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  14. 02-13-12 02:56 PM #14
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    Who is the lucky lady tomorrow, TT?
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  15. 02-13-12 02:58 PM #15
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    none, i never claim to practice what i preach.

    I'll be on sbr, playing poker, online golf, facebook, fantasy sports and gym for 1 hour
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  16. 02-13-12 02:59 PM #16
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    His sister
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  17. 02-13-12 03:02 PM #17
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    SO this has worked for you TT? Or does your dating advice yield as much success as your fitness advice does?
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  18. 02-13-12 03:02 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    none, i never claim to practice what i preach.

    I'll be on sbr, playing poker, online golf, facebook, fantasy sports and gym golden corral boofay for 1 hour
    bet you love that chocolate fountain slappy
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  19. 02-13-12 03:05 PM #19
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    The Prick is classic
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  20. 02-13-12 03:13 PM #20
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    ttwarrior......do you buy your mom a Valentines card and/or gift?
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  21. 02-13-12 03:15 PM #21
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    I hope you can at least take a nice chick out after the gym, I'm sure she'd love #5
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  22. 02-13-12 03:15 PM #22
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  23. 02-13-12 03:17 PM #23
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    warrior......have you ever used the tennis racket handle on one of your women?
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  24. 02-13-12 04:21 PM #24
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    uh no, grip is falling off the racket, can't afford the 5 bucks to fix it
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  25. 02-13-12 04:30 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    jj thats because your only wanting to get laid, instead of trying to get laid, try to pickup a woman without thinking about getting laid and you will perhaps get laid.

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  26. 02-13-12 05:33 PM #26
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    So what are you getting your left hand for Valentines day tt? Hey if you aim correctly, I'm sure you can get that big facial shot just right!
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  27. 02-14-12 01:37 PM #27
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  28. 02-14-12 01:38 PM #28
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    How many lb's of milk chocolate will you eat today?
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  29. 02-14-12 02:43 PM #29
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    none, no choc in the house, haven't eaten yet , not hungry, sorry
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  30. 02-14-12 02:44 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not hungry, sorry
    How can this be
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  31. 02-14-12 03:41 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Yes nothing says Valentines Day like a big facial shot. If your nutting on your girl's face on Valentine's Day you might as well leave her ass, only do that to women you disrespect.
    You would be surprized how much your girl wants to be disrespected sometimes. That nice guy shit gets old after a while. Grab your fukkin girl by the hair, and nut all over her face. She will love it. Even will get you peanut butter and jelly sammich after
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    You would be surprized how much your girl wants to be disrespected sometimes. That nice guy shit gets old after a while. Grab your fukkin girl by the hair, and nut all over her face. She will love it. Even will get you peanut butter and jelly sammich after
    Trigger knows what's up
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  33. 02-14-12 04:35 PM #33
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    TT Warrior is one of the smartest posters in the forum. Don't let him fool you.
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  34. 02-14-12 05:21 PM #34
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    I do nothing for VD Today.Gave my wife a hug and a kiss and said Happy VD Day.These days like today are just manufactured days so they can get you to spend money on gifts roses and cards they mean nothing because girls and women expect it.You need a special day to show love to your girl, mom or dad common on.They day that i go all out for my wife is our Anniversary that day is the one day that is truly special.
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  35. 02-16-12 05:09 PM #35
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    ive had huge feedback in emails , in person, in facebook, pms on forums, 100 percent success for 87 people that tried it that got back to me
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