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    Almost valentines day and i have a date on valentines day this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Almost valentines day and i have a date on valentines day this year
    which number on the list are using TT? or all 5 of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Almost valentines day and i have a date on valentines day this year
    Here she, boys. Have a good time, TT.


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    how come you have a thread about this...yet you fail to report what the national inquirer did...that oj simpson is officially gay, has a crush on anquan boldin, and goes by the name juice daddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Almost valentines day and i have a date on valentines day this year

    You two could possibly register on the richter scale


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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Here she, boys. Have a good time, TT.


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    I am taking your advice TT.

    Your mom is getting my Jiz monster for valentines day.

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    Jesus is warrior fat.

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    tt.........wear something tight that hugs those pythons guy. She'll surely be all over you.

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    would love to see TT's gal....TT man up and post a pic

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    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you


    Any woman that believes this crap doesn't have a brain in her head good grief...

    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    Oh how I want to call you a dumba$$ but alas I won't as I am trying to be nice to the less intelligent people as of late...

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    Flowers buddy, any sort of flowers. Roses are awesome and I have already received some from my husband, but flowers in general are always awesome.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    Cheapskate.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Yep you are single.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.

    Has nothing to do with fat or ugly it's the personality that either makes or breaks most relationships.. just sayin.


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    Blondie with the KO

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy.

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    chick: what movie do you want to watch
    me: I don't care as long as Im with you


    Chick: its okay that you can't get a hard on, i know you want to make love to me and
    not just have sex
    me: uh yeh


    For valentines day:
    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you




    Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM? Because I think Taco Bell is still open then. We could get some chalupas.


    Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.




    No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you


    Did you fall from heaven? Because you could totally land on me and be OK because I’m fat


    Where have you been all my life? I know it’s not McDonald’s or Wendy’s or Arby’s or
    Hardee’s or White Castle or Kenny Rogers Roasters…cause that’s where I usually hang out.


    Your dad must’ve been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns and I’d like to put my hot dog between them. That’s not a sexual innuendo. I carry a package of hot dogs with me wherever I go.


    Hey, would you like to come home with me and count my chins?


    Say, would you like to come over to my place and compare boobs?

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    Eric no you cant join my facebook chat sorry

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    You dumb fat fuk. Someone call the local cops in tubby's neighborhood and have them patrol the elementary schools in case he gets out of bed to prey.

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    TT wouldnt fit in that van.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Here she, boys. Have a good time, TT.


    this fat broke slob couldnt even get her. no chance

    dude is 45 lives at home with his mother. no income. the ladies must be breaking down his door

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    big day is here!


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    glad everyone had success with my tips. Over 30 pms and almost 400 facebook people helped

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    glad everyone had success with my tips. Over 30 pms and almost 400 facebook people helped
    You are full of shit. And Cheetos and Ding Dongs and Pork Rinds etc......please kill yourself and I'll give you 5000 betpoints.

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    AD's Valentine's Day Tip:

    Disregard anything TittyWarrior recommends doing, or even better yet, do the opposite!

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    Why do I think that this year's Valentine's Day tips from TT warrior are going to be pulled from the pages of Bill Cosby's book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Why do I think that this year's Valentine's Day tips from TT warrior are going to be pulled from the pages of Bill Cosby's book?
    my main man bill:
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    then do the opposite auto donk and let me know how it goes

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    Thanks for the tips TT they are great! You should start charging people for these great tips !

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    not even gonna read this thread, but wonder if he mentioned NOT to do this on valentine's day:





    and "no", titty warrior, I still do NOT want to be your fukkin' Valentine.....


    if you keep askin', you're gonna wind up having me make you look like rob porter's first wife (that's her depicted in my avatar)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    then do the opposite auto donk and let me know how it goes
    does your lady get pissed when you start sucking the "black men's" balls as she's trying to ride him?

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