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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Handled my obligations last night. Fukkin dinner buried me.
    I got that avie copyright bruh

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    Will be here tonight after I get back from the Predators game. My wife's birthday is the day before Valentines Day, so I got the annual banging taken care of last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Will be here tonight after I get back from the Predators game. My wife's birthday is the day before Valentines Day, so I got the annual banging taken care of last night.
    1x a year

    KLC get out of the fukkin marriage and come to Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    I rented a fancy room with a hot tub, gonna take my gal out and ROCK her world! Booya!
    nice hottub......

    nice valentines hot tub.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    I rented a fancy room with a hot tub, gonna take my gal out and ROCK her world! Booya!
    Booya will rock her world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Booya will rock her world!


    LAY THAT PIPE!!!!!!!!!! DRIVE IT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer62 View Post
    A woman's number one deepest need is SECURITY. They want to know that their man is taking care of them. The other thing they want is to be LOVED and appreciated and HEARD. They just want to talk and you just need to listen with empathy and caring and give them the attention they desire. Communication is the KEY. And SEX begins in the mind. Most guys are too dumb and self centered, thus the problem with degenerate gamblers keeping a woman. This ain't rocket science.
    These are actually very wise words. Probably a waste of time to write them here, but wise nonetheless.

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    Had to work. Perhaps I will have s drink. I have been known to time and again.

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    Mo pick up a lady

    I bet bars are loaded tonight with guys

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    I don't know if I have it in me. I do not have the benefit of amphetamines like many on here. Very sharp. Preformance enhancing drug.

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    Tonight I am a glass house c0ck

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mo pick up a lady

    I bet bars are loaded tonight with guys
    One of my favorite jj T-shirts
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    JJ..... I need you to run down to the liquor store and buy some vodka and bloody mary mix....... I can barely move from the bed from the all night sex fest...... my balls are shot and completely sore after the workout they went thru..... (note to self, during doggystyle, don't yell "reach back and grab some sack" more than three times during the night, as it can result in very sore balls.....)

    my wife says "thank you" in advance as well, and asked if you can get the olives stuffed with blue cheese for the drinks, and don't forget the celery for the garnish.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ..... I need you to run down to the liquor store and buy some vodka and bloody mary mix....... I can barely move from the bed from the all night sex fest...... my balls are shot and completely sore after the workout they went thru..... (note to self, during doggystyle, don't yell "reach back and grab some sack" more than three times during the night, as it can result in very sore balls.....)

    my wife says "thank you" in advance as well, and asked if you can get the olives stuffed with blue cheese for the drinks, and don't forget the celery for the garnish.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ..... I need you to run down to the liquor store and buy some vodka and bloody mary mix....... I can barely move from the bed from the all night sex fest...... my balls are shot and completely sore after the workout they went thru..... (note to self, during doggystyle, don't yell "reach back and grab some sack" more than three times during the night, as it can result in very sore balls.....)

    my wife says "thank you" in advance as well, and asked if you can get the olives stuffed with blue cheese for the drinks, and don't forget the celery for the garnish.....
    unreal..your a sex nut man

    I bought a box of chocolate and ate by myself last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    unreal..your a sex nut man

    I bought a box of chocolate and ate by myself last night
    I don't even want to tell you what i did with some of the chocolates I bought for her..... let's just say 1. that stuff better come outta the sheets, and 2. unlike certain celebrities, I did NOT intentionally put on "black face"

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