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    DudleyDawson
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    Is this true about Texas???

    A friend once told me Texas was the biggest shit hole ever and the only two things that you could find there were steers and queers so I decided to do a little research and this it what I found....can anyone confirm this???


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    I like how schliterbahn is on there. Love that place. Doesn't list the Guadalupe river tho. Everyone floats the river

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    itchypickle
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    Never heard of ya pal


    Texas is a great place to live and visit

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    Interesting map, as it as almost spot on !

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    Jimmy Proffett
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    Yep, you're exactly right about Texas. Never visit there, or anywhere else for that matter. Stay in your basement where it's safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    Yep, you're exactly right about Texas. Never visit there, or anywhere else for that matter. Stay in your basement where it's safe.


    Texas is the best country in the world!

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    dondude
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    Where ya from Dudley ?

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    opie1988
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    Who in the fukk is this Dudley Dawson clown?

    Hey pal.....I'm having a pleasant Saturday. It would be in your best interest not to ruin it by making me run your goofy ass off the forum.

    We clear?
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    Opie.. Rookie taking shots at you

    Fire back son

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    Classic

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    Yea...........let me jump on his rooster too...........who the fuk is the Dudley Dooright ass clown?????
    Texas is the Best Country in the World, spot on that...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    Yea...........let me jump on his rooster too...........who the fuk is the Dudley Dooright ass clown?????
    Texas is the Best Country in the World, spot on that...............



    Not to be an azz clown but um don't ya think you picked the wrong words there Texas Mickey, after all he was asking if it is true if steers n queers come from Texas. With your wording, you make it sound fairyish !

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    The stars at night are big an bright ..........

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    Interesting

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    DudleyDawson
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    thanks for your responses, guys! Seems the map is indeed true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Who in the fukk is this Dudley Dawson clown?

    Hey pal.....I'm having a pleasant Saturday. It would be in your best interest not to ruin it by making me run your goofy ass off the forum.

    We clear?
    Ginger, I just wanted to know if it were true, and you not denying any of it is all the confirmations I need. I will drop you my 6 points so you've got something to bet today, best of luck!

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    sorry can only give you 2 till my PRO whatever thing is approved

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    Texas is where the people still believe in constitutional rights and basic human decency you %&%&%
    Last edited by Told You So!; 02-11-12 at 03:27 PM. Reason: changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    sorry can only give you 2 till my PRO whatever thing is approved
    Be careful Dudley. Opie will burry you quick son

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    A friend once told me Texas ...... [had] queers so I decided to do a little research....can anyone confirm this???


    Your "friends" have this information readily available for you? This is telling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    sorry can only give you 2 till my PRO whatever thing is approved
    You give me your 2 points a day for the next week.....and maybe I'll let you stick around.

    Never let me catch you making another thread like this again, son......or the Saloon will be the closest you ever get to PT again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post

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    Pretty girls, cheap electric bills, good steak rib and taco joints. TX is alright, depends on what you're looking for. In the OP's case, it just might be a men's bathroom in an airport. Just kidding, welcome to SBR Dudley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    You give me your 2 points a day for the next week.....and maybe I'll let you stick around.

    Never let me catch you making another thread like this again, son......or the Saloon will be the closest you ever get to PT again.

    Texas: "where the Men are Men and the sheep are nervous"...Ginger, how many water-towers is that on in the state??? JK, I come in peace and to bring winners...I know I know everyone on SBR wins

    My bets so far today:

    Hockey - 1 Nashville Predators/Boston Bruins over 5½ +125 for Game
    Hockey - 7 New York Rangers/Philadelphia Flyers over 5½ +115 for Game
    Hockey - 9 Edmonton Oilers/Ottawa Senators over 5½ -120 for Game
    Hockey - 11 Winnipeg Jets/Pittsburgh Penguins over 5½ +125 for Game

    Pending:

    Hockey - 13 Tampa Bay Lightning/Buffalo Sabres over 5½ -110 for Game
    Hockey - 15 Montreal Canadiens/Toronto Maple Leafs over 5½ +110 for Game
    Hockey - 21 Chicago Blackhawks/Phoenix Coyotes over 5½ -110 for Game

    Take overs in the NHL where the total is set at 5.5 on Saturdays and under 5.5's on Thursday...you'll win 75% of your bets..also have these pending in the NBA:

    Basketball - 507 New York Knicks +7 -108 for Game
    Basketball - 502 Charlotte Bobcats +10 -108 for Game
    Basketball - 509 San Antonio Spurs -9½ -108 for Game

    Good luck everyone! Even you, Ginger.

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    You forgot to mention Alexis Texas. Nothing wrong about her.

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    Dudley? Seriously pal this is not a way to start your tenure off here. Texas is by far the best state in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dondude View Post
    The stars at night are big an bright ..........
    Deep in the hearrrttt offf Texxasss!!!!!

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    Even the white girls have nice asses in TX.

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    DudleyDawson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dank_Fire View Post
    Dudley? Seriously pal this is not a way to start your tenure off here. Texas is by far the best state in America.
    hey pal, all I asked is if it were true

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