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    bettilimbroke999
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    I am too poor to date a girl, how can I get sex???

    I look at prices today absolutely everything and I mean FUKKIN EVERYTHING costs twice what it should, fuKkin hell the dollar aint worth the paper its printed on anymore!

    I feel like they're playin a practical joke on me when I go to the movie theater nowadays, fuKkin 24 bucks for 2 tickets to the theater, fukin popcorn and 2 cokes for another 13 bucks, are you fukin kidding me!!!!



    Boys when you take your girl out nowadays you need to get the bj or sex beforehand, when I take her home and get a good night kiss after all that shit I want to stop that bitch before she kisses me and say can I just have my 40 bucks back and you kiss another guy! I cant afford how many dates its gonna take to get in your pants!
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    Hang in there pal

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    you got the wrong mentality

    Tony Montana:first you get the money then you get the power

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    complaining about 40 bucks hahahha. If you're too broke to spend 40 bucks on a date night, id suggest getting a job, 2nd job, get better at gambling, something to make more cash

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    It seems like you'd feel better picking up a hooker and giving her $40 for a bj instead of the dinner date/goodnight kiss

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    Use your hand you fukkin clown

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    price inflation + dollar devaluation - middle class = death spiral

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    Lol. can i give u all my betpoints. u gotta try masterbation to nice latina porn... when i jerk sokmetimes it feels like a real orgasm....... or u can buy a bottle of liquor and rape the biatch... Or u find a real nice girl thats afraid of rooster and u get some blood on ur penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by milkncereal View Post
    complaining about 40 bucks hahahha. If you're too broke to spend 40 bucks on a date night, id suggest getting a job, 2nd job, get better at gambling, something to make more cash
    Just to date a bitch? A 2nd fukin job? Are you fukin serious?

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Use your hand you fukkin clown
    **** you bitch, your mom lets me do her for free!
    Last edited by shari91; 02-09-12 at 01:14 AM. Reason: again

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    Im on my celly But wen i get on the comp. ill ship u 1point At op

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    When I was dating broads I would drop 150 easy on a night out.

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    Bro we all know you are a f\*g so cut the shit

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    Hyna's are the last thing on my list... I could care less about them.. I am all about making money, starting businesses and growing as much as I can... the girls are the easy part, they are all ****** up anyways... make money and better yourself, don't worry about anything else..

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    well if u save aprx 300 u can pay for sex and fuk some durty escorts...or @ this, i remember hearin bout bunch of buddies all drunk called a whore alll busted a nut on her face then kicked her out without payin her.. pussy should be free anywyas we put rooster in a whole bitches shud be payin me for ridin a dick and eattin *** anyways .......

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    Whys it say roooster and not caaaack

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    Jimmy I appreciate you messaging me offering to suck my dick for free but that's not the kind of sex Im lookin for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Call sideloader. He'll take care of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    When I was dating broads I would drop 150 easy on a night out.
    Do the men you date now cost less, you fukk?

    God bless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chingo View Post
    well if u save aprx 300 u can pay for sex and fuk some durty escorts...or @ this, i remember hearin bout bunch of buddies all drunk called a whore alll busted a nut on her face then kicked her out without payin her.. pussy should be free anywyas we put rooster in a whole bitches shud be payin me for ridin a dick and eattin *** anyways .......
    This guy wants it for the cost of movie & popcorn. He's not going to shell out $300. His budget calls for a crack whore.

    Or he could rough up a classy $500 escort like you say. Jizz on her face then boot out the door without paying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    This guy wants it for the cost of movie & popcorn. He's not going to shell out $300. His budget calls for a crack whore.

    Or he could rough up a classy $500 escort like you say. Jizz on her face then boot out the door without paying.



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    stare at a hot girl on the internet for 2mins... then just close ur eyes, put some kyjelly on both forearms. insert dick inbetween... switch it up a bit and stroke and repeat. for a feel of a blowjob spit on ur thumb finger nail and rub it on ur tip of caack

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    While stroking

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    Id suggest a better job. Shit is expensive to get in a girls pants these days and we all agree their. But if you cant afford it time to get a better/nother job.

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    Get a real job, some game, and and a self image more grounded in reality.

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    edit: tmi

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I just shelled out $700 for a couple tickets to a Madonna concert.

    That's a date if I don't sell them

    What's wrong with you? $700 to see madonna? Are you hoping she takes pity on you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    What's wrong with you? $700 to see madonna? Are you hoping she takes pity on you?
    They were bought with scalping in mind. I'm saying IF I don't sell them

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    edit: tmi

    TOO LATE. Your post has been quoted for posterity. Thousands of years from now people will still be wondering why you need $700 Madonna tickets to get a date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    TOO LATE. Your post has been quoted for posterity. Thousands of years from now people will still be wondering why you need $700 Madonna tickets to get a date.



    I even mentioned it in this thread last night about scalping them


    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...lftime-p3.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post


    I even mentioned it in this thread last night about scalping them


    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...lftime-p3.html

    Which is probably even more pathetic than buying them for yourself. Ticket scalpers get aids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Which is probably even more pathetic than buying them for yourself. Ticket scalpers get aids.
    Double your money

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    bettillimbroke, why would any decent looking chick want to have sex with someone so cheap like yourself?

    Look in the mirror pal, if you were a chick would you want to fukk whats stirring back at you?

    If you're looking to get laid for $40, then crack whores are your only option.

    However, since you're probably too cheap to buy a condom, you might get a bonus gift when all is said and done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Use your hand you fukkin clown

    great advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    I look at prices today absolutely everything and I mean FUKKIN EVERYTHING costs twice what it should, fuKkin hell the dollar aint worth the paper its printed on anymore!

    I feel like they're playin a practical joke on me when I go to the movie theater nowadays, fuKkin 24 bucks for 2 tickets to the theater, fukin popcorn and 2 cokes for another 13 bucks, are you fukin kidding me!!!!



    Boys when you take your girl out nowadays you need to get the bj or sex beforehand, when I take her home and get a good night kiss after all that shit I want to stop that bitch before she kisses me and say can I just have my 40 bucks back and you kiss another guy! I cant afford how many dates its gonna take to get in your pants!
    you complain about prices and yet, somehow, you spent 200 USD and became a SBR Pro

    I guess, for you, gamblng comes before sex

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