1. 05-26-10 09:04 PM #1
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    Attention Jule................

    I want to sleep with you
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  2. 05-26-10 09:06 PM #2
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    You BASTARD.
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  3. 05-26-10 09:06 PM #3
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    You always scare away any female posters before any of us other guys even get a chance. You're a borderline stalker.
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  4. 05-26-10 09:07 PM #4
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    shari you blew your chance, looks like gold has moved on.
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  5. 05-26-10 09:07 PM #5
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    I asked her to do a video a while ago, she PEAKED my interest having seen G N R on the Use Your Illusion tour. Want to hear about that and her angle on sports.
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  6. 05-26-10 09:08 PM #6
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    Fuk you, JJ. She's a nice girl & IIIIIM gonna corrupt her!
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  7. 05-26-10 09:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    shari you blew your chance, looks like gold has moved on.
    Seems you're right.

    Are you single?
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  8. 05-26-10 09:11 PM #8
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    She seems nice

    I get anxious a little when I see a woman poster here
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  9. 05-26-10 09:12 PM #9
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    JJ, when they say cut to the chase this isn't exactly what they had in mind. While I commend you on the shortcut approach I fear it may not translate well. True, you are being honest and direct but maybe in this case you might want to try a more gentle tactic.

    I read Jules Fantasy and I agree she might be primed but still would suggest at least worming her up a bit.

    I assure you that any woman who ventures into a male dominated setting, even one such as a sports forum already realizes that she is a prime target and probably ( not garunteed but PROBABLY ) expects and even relishes the attention even if it's crast and blatant.
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  10. 05-26-10 09:12 PM #10
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    Is she hot?
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  11. 05-26-10 09:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Seems you're right.

    Are you single?


    Man this is crazy, I think we are all weirdos and shut ins

    How can Shari even ask that question?? Fukkin bold and balsy
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  12. 05-26-10 09:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man this is crazy, I think we are all weirdos and shut ins How can Shari even ask that question?? Fukkin bold and balsy
    I'm just curious whether Cuse is available or not. Making conversation.
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  13. 05-26-10 09:15 PM #13
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    How many female gamblers are out there looking for love........
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  14. 05-26-10 09:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I'm just curious whether Cuse is available or not. Making conversation.
    Why yes I am, though I haven't lost as much as JJ yet, just give me another year.
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  15. 05-26-10 09:22 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by JW Cash View Post
    How many female gamblers are out there looking for love........
    Most guys can't handle being with a woman who gambles. And I can't handle being with a guy who doesn't like sports. It's tough.
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  16. 05-26-10 09:28 PM #16
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    Im single, never been married, no kids, 34 next month, looking for a woman who can use excel spreadsheet & has a large football database going back to at least 1985.

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  17. 05-26-10 09:28 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Most guys can't handle being with a woman who gambles. And I can't handle being with a guy who doesn't like sports. It's tough.
    The problem with dating JJ is quite different. What sane woman will tolerate their man to be on one specific forum posting for 16-18 hours a day, making videos, talking on the phone with bookies and touts, etc..

    JJ is not the normal boyfriend who will go to work for 8 hrs and then come home and give her the attention she deserves. JJ treats women like whores he hires for sex and after he is done having sex with them for 45 seconds they are no use to him.
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  18. 05-26-10 10:14 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    The problem with dating JJ is quite different. What sane woman will tolerate their man to be on one specific forum posting for 16-18 hours a day, making videos, talking on the phone with bookies and touts, etc..

    JJ is not the normal boyfriend who will go to work for 8 hrs and then come home and give her the attention she deserves. JJ treats women like whores he hires for sex and after he is done having sex with them for 45 seconds they are no use to him.
    Paver uncalled for, you have costed meat least 2 women I could of scored with due to your inaccurate
    posts about me.
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  19. 05-26-10 10:14 PM #19
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    Your to smooth Sponsey
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  20. 05-26-10 10:16 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver uncalled for, you have costed meat least 2 women I could of scored with due to your inaccurate
    posts about me.
    Make me POTM and all "inaccurate" posts will stop.
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  21. 05-26-10 10:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Is she hot?
    Why is this important? he wants to "sleep" with her, it's not like he wants sex.
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  22. 05-26-10 10:23 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Why is this important? he wants to "sleep" with her, it's not like he wants sex.
    I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.
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  23. 05-26-10 10:24 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.
    Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.
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  24. 05-26-10 10:27 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.



    Crotch check on aisle 8.
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  25. 05-26-10 10:27 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.
    Would you steal one of his hot "hairy oyster" girlfriends?
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  26. 05-26-10 10:29 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Would you steal one of his hot "hairy oyster" girlfriends?
    If she's anything like your standard masturbatory fare, no sir.

    The one earlier tonight doesn't count. She has 80% less oyster hair than your usual ones.
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  27. 05-26-10 10:31 PM #27
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    A bush is cooooooool
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  28. 05-26-10 10:34 PM #28
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    nothing wrong with a little fur burger.
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  29. 05-26-10 10:36 PM #29
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    She doesn't like bald short fat men.
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  30. 05-26-10 10:38 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    She doesn't like bald short fat men.
    That means bald, tall, fat men are in.

    Lucky me.
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  31. 05-26-10 10:42 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.


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  32. 05-26-10 10:43 PM #32
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    How many posters have released to her?
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  33. 05-26-10 10:44 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    That means bald, tall, fat men are in.

    Lucky me.
    No, unlucky you. The opposite of all three would apply.

    Place your order:


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  34. 05-26-10 10:45 PM #34
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    I think we have a date to live out her sexual fantasy, but she left & hasnt came back to finalize the deal
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  35. 05-26-10 10:45 PM #35
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    Sickler, my head is shaved nowadays.
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