[wtf]

jj, can you add a new column to your spreadsheet please

% of success with female posters on sbr

should fit in nicely with the rest of your selections on your spreadsheet

[Ace_of_Spades]

LOL maybe I am polite?

You feel sorry for the man.

[Jule]

You feel sorry for the man.

I have never rejected a man in a rude way. No matter how blunt his humble ( ) attempt might be.

[paco]

Funny thread.

[jjgold]

Jule I am a nice guy, standing at 5-4 or so but look bigger, 280 pounds, balding but do not let that fool you. I am looking for fun and romance. I am sorry I said I wanted to sleep with you without meeting first, I mean I still want to nail you but after we establish a connection of some sort. I have many guys here that will vouge for me and I am a nice guy, watch some of my vids and you shall see. I actually have two others on hold but wanted to give you the first shot since your so nice and lovely. I was thinking maybe first e-mails then maybe phone work and then maybe meet. I will fly you here if Chemistry is right. I like bowling, walking in parks and alleys, badminton , romantic diners, spindling, movies and other fun stuff. I am not like other guys so no worried there, I love to listen also and will take you on long walks in the parks and listen to all your hangups and or issues your dealing with. As you can see by this post I am educated and well rounded. I know I jumped quickly here but it was to get your attention, of course the ultimate goal is to be with you in more ways than one, sexually I like giving more than receiving and willing to try new things. I can be kinky or reserved in bed. I look forward to your swift answer and plan of action.

[illmatick]

stay away jule, this delusional perv is on several neuroleptics, has to pop a handful of Clozapine a day

[shari91]

I like bowling, walking in parks and alleys, badminton , romantic diners, spindling, movies and other fun stuff.

As you can see by this post I am educated and well rounded.

Must admit that wasn't my first thought, but since you said so.

[paco]

"walking in the alleys"

u crack me up coach

[wtf]

jule, please throw jj a bone

he is on his best behavior now, his intension's are sincere

[Jule]

I love sushi and Thai food. I like yoga and run (at least when I don't grade stacks of papers). Parks are lovely, especially in Europe and bigger cities in the US. I get lost in books and have a dreamy personality. I write and constantly have a story in my head. Every emotion I am feeling I carry on my face and I am intellectual and sensitive. Oh and EVERYTHING is allowed in- I'd better stop here. Surely, you will meet a woman who is your caliber. I am simply not yours. Allow me to add just one sentence: JJ, I will not meet you.

[wtf]

ok jj it is official

you are 0 for 57 on hitting on female sbr posters

[wal66]

interesting and well written reply... I enjoy reading you.

Always nice to learn someone actually reads my drivel.

[pavyracer]

JJ why don't you take her to the library and study your spreadsheet. That will be the longest date in the history of the world. Women love to be romanced with spreadsheets and yours is the best spreadsheet ever. Then if all goes well you can take her home and spread her legs on your sheets.

[jjgold]

Paver if I ever talk to you on phone I will fukkin lace you.

We call guys like you educated wise asses that get under people' skin.

Paver your a skin biter

[Deuce]

jjgold,

Paint your prick. You will always be a lonely, broke, bald boy. C'mon tough guy, whatcha got.

Fukk you, jjgold, you're a loser.



KISSELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjgold]

Mods report Deuce's post, we are having an intelligent thread here and the High School kid Deuce has to ruin it

[THE PROFIT]

I love sushi and Thai food. I like yoga and run (at least when I don't grade stacks of papers). Parks are lovely, especially in Europe and bigger cities in the US. I get lost in books and have a dreamy personality. I write and constantly have a story in my head. Every emotion I am feeling I carry on my face and I am intellectual and sensitive. Oh and EVERYTHING is allowed in- I'd better stop here. Surely, you will meet a woman who is your caliber. I am simply not yours. Allow me to add just one sentence: JJ, I will not meet you.

JJ, it sounds like the 2 of you have alot in common.

She likes thai food, you like thai ladyboys
She likes yoga, you wear a Richard Simmons sweatband
She enjoys Europe, you can find it on a map
She is an intellectual, and that's where it obviously ends for you

[shari91]

JJ, it sounds like the 2 of you have alot in common. She likes thai food, you like thai ladyboys She likes yoga, you wear a Richard Simmons sweatband She enjoys Europe, you can find it on a map She is an intellectual, and that's where it obviously ends for you

Holy crap!!

[Slainte]

[THE PROFIT]

If you're not coming because you're worried this would set off the machine at the airport, I think you'd be ok. It doesn't appear to be metallic!

Melia, you're losing points with me fast

[jjgold]

Profit I disqualified you for poster of the month, nobody talks to me like that, go fuk yourself.

[THE PROFIT]

You break my fukin heart, you fuk! Leave my woman alone or I will hunt you down

[OmgUrMom]

ouch profit , jj has spoken

[no1here]

JJ, if I could eliminate one person from SBR my choice would be you. You have no class or morals and quite the fool besides being very stupid.

Jule, you seem quite nice and absolutely right on loving parks. NYC, London and Amsterdam all have great ones.

[jjgold]

Only way to get girls is be agressive and shot them you want a fling and or relationship, she is no saint just like Shari Cash.

[shari91]

Only way to get girls is be agressive and shot them you want a fling and or relationship, she is no saint just like Shari Cash.

Can't really think of a saint who had a baby. Or at least not one who the Catholic Church didn't try to cover up since I'm sure there's at least someone out there who did.

[jjgold]

I tell Nina i want to fuk her all the time a d she loves it.

Julie liked it also but being discreet

Shari Cash would be flattered if I said Inwanted to fuk her. I am a forum dream fuk let's not kid ourselves here.

[shari91]

Shari Cash would be flattered if I said Inwanted to fuk her. I am a forum dream fuk let's not kid ourselves here.

[billyloco]

Where did i go WRONG???

Oh yeah...i entered this thread!!!

[melia26]

Melia, you're losing points with me fast

Profit, I still heart you and want to remain in your SBR harem

[pavyracer]

I tell Nina i want to fuk her all the time a d she loves it.

Julie liked it also but being discreet

Shari Cash would be flattered if I said Inwanted to fuk her. I am a forum dream fuk let's not kid ourselves here.

Who wouldn't want to fukk a 2.4 inch stallion?

[jjgold]

Paver your a dead man
go back in the paint store you work

[THE PROFIT]

Profit, I still heart you and want to remain in your SBR harem

Sounds good to me dear, you're my dream girl. JJ's gettin' pissed because all these others flirt with me, I'm keeping you all to myself. Plus you can cap a damn ballgame

[Brock Landers]

Jule, i still want to see a video. We have a rapport going, G N R babe!

[jjgold]

Pack of wolves when women are in threads. At least I admit I have not been laid in over 13 years.

Shame on you guys