1. 02-04-12 11:54 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
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    It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
    Well know to who? Lakerboy? I wash up after I shit or if I touch anything in the shit house other than my rooster. If a bitch can put my rooster in her mouth I sure as shit don't need to wash after simply touching it. I'm circumcised, I don't need to pull back the hood and I sure as shit don't piss on my hands or have fukkin dick cheese.
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  2. 02-05-12 12:16 AM #37
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    I remember seeing a guy in Vegas working the washroom. Sort of a run down 60s year old black guy. Probably a degenerate of some kind and I was sort of stunned to think this guy might have basically worked his whole life in a ******* mens washroom. I mean get a different job. Go drive a cab or what not, unreal.
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  3. 02-05-12 12:19 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
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    It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.


    i always do
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  4. 02-05-12 12:21 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Well know to who? Lakerboy? I wash up after I shit or if I touch anything in the shit house other than my rooster. If a bitch can put my rooster in her mouth I sure as shit don't need to wash after simply touching it. I'm circumcised, I don't need to pull back the hood and I sure as shit don't piss on my hands or have fukkin dick cheese.

    Fukkin DeucebagFell outa my chair after reading that
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  5. 02-05-12 01:07 AM #40
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    Cool story bro.
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  6. 02-05-12 01:45 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
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    It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
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  7. 02-05-12 01:47 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalibongo View Post
    Cool story bro.

    Who's ghost are u ?
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  8. 02-05-12 02:56 AM #43
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    White people like Curry
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  9. 02-05-12 02:57 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post


    Who's ghost are u ?
    Who do you think?
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  10. 02-05-12 03:59 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Dont suck on the big mints. Those are for the urinals.
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    several ways to play this number one and probably the best tell manger and bartender your dropping about three hundred for the night if your a drinker with a friend. let bartender also know thats about a $40 or 50 dollar dinger .The other way is if you have friends at the bar no one tips him , the bullshit about 2 quarters was just that,he expected at least 1 or 2 dollars . If your ignorant and your telling me this story, which I knew someone that this did happen to for the very same reason. You have him pulled away for some reason for five minutes go in a stall put some newspapers in toilet and shit in the newspaper, then go to center sink and put the shit in the sink and drop all his candy and tips on the shit, that will adjust his personality If your sort of leary of that move just have a friend bring a camera when he goes to assault you then will own the place. And it will be named after you.r You may consider bringing a gun with you and something weighing less than a pound will stop 6 ft 2 inches and 265 lbs right in his shoes ! I gurantee he will think twice about his so called fifty cents and I don't care what color he is he will turn white lol. Of course I am only kidding ,but he needs to be put in his place he really has a lowly position in the resturant. He should show respect the Patrons , I am telling you speak to the owner he may just be gone
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  12. 02-05-12 07:14 AM #47
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    Do they have salaries or they only work for tips?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    lol he was 6'2 265 black dude...

    I couldn't believe it...
    Your not knocking out a guy like that
    Best to give him what he wants
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    For 2 quarters?
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  15. 02-05-12 06:37 PM #50
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    Chinese guy washes his hands +1300
    White guy -110
    Black guy -400 (only because he's at work and is in no rush to get back)
    Brown guy +340
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    what the hell would mints do in a bathroom? Shouldnt they be in the bar.. The only time mints should be in a bathroom should be in a womans bathroom with a glory hole
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Chinese guy washes his hands +1300
    White guy -110
    Black guy -400 (only because he's at work and is in no rush to get back)
    Brown guy +340
    No wonder why you won capper of the year...
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