1. 01-17-12 10:46 PM #1
    dozer
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    good story, thought i would share

    so, yesterday me and my soon to be wife both had off work for mlk day. we decided to go register for the wedding shower, and before we even left i knew it would suck, so i said you owe me. approximately 6 hours later we get home. im tired, im hungry, and im miserable. anyway, im layin on the couch and she comes and lays down with me. she's tryin to get me in the mood to bang.....wasnt happenin. once she got the clue she asks what do you want......after thinkin for a minute i say a brownie sundae. she's like what is that? im like a fuckin brownie sundae. again, what that f is that? being dead serious..........oh, do you want to shit on my face, or is that where i eat your asshole.............i dont know where you go to eat i said, but i was talking about a funckin brownie sundae from Handle's down the road.
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  2. 01-17-12 10:53 PM #2
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    Lmao wow can't believe she still tgt u were thinkng something sexual her mind was in the gutter lmao
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  3. 01-17-12 10:59 PM #3
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    she was thinkin bout dirty dozinn
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  4. 01-17-12 11:02 PM #4
    dozer
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    i dont think i could marry a girl that would allow me to deficate on her face............makes me think though...........maybe there's a freak in there that wants to come out!
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  5. 01-18-12 12:15 AM #5
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    Maybe she has done that before?
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  6. 01-18-12 12:47 AM #6
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    Never heard of that term before.
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  7. 01-18-12 12:53 AM #7
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    Last edited by nick86; 01-18-12 at 01:18 AM.
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  8. 01-18-12 12:29 PM #8
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    Cool story.
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  9. 01-18-12 12:33 PM #9
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    And you are going to marry her?? " A brownie sundae? "What's that? Where you shit on my face?""" ......................yea,,,like she don't know.


    HA
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  10. 01-18-12 12:49 PM #10
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    Ha ha, funny story. Sounds like you may have a hand or should I say a face full
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  11. 01-18-12 05:14 PM #11
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    how does her last bf's shit taste?
    sorry man, couldnt resist.
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  12. 01-19-12 01:12 AM #12
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    Dude cool that she is down for anything, scary to think what that was in the past.
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  13. 01-19-12 01:18 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by dozer View Post
    i dont think i could marry a girl that would allow me to deficate on her face............makes me think though...........maybe there's a freak in there that wants to come out!
    follow your instincts on this one, this could be a very bad sign no joke. gl
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  14. 01-19-12 05:52 AM #14
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    Never not "been in the mood" myself.
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  15. 01-19-12 09:30 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by dozer View Post
    i dont think i could marry a girl that would allow me to deficate on her face............makes me think though...........maybe there's a freak in there that wants to come out!
    Doze, if there is a freak there this will make her drop to her knees. Back in college, this would bring out the freak in chicks fo sho!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afz2W...e_gdata_player
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  16. 01-19-12 09:39 PM #16
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    lol little brownie bites
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  17. 01-20-12 06:20 PM #17
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    That's pretty ******* funny.
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