1. 01-17-12 07:22 AM #1
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    Would You Beg For A Woman On Your Hands And Knees?? I Would???

    at that point

    could care less if I made a fool out of myself, it could work

    I doubt many guys would do it
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  2. 01-17-12 07:26 AM #2
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    if i was in a long cold streak i ABSOLUTELY would. plus some chicks view this as "kinky"
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  3. 01-17-12 07:32 AM #3
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    I had a gf everyday since I was 13....I went from one to the next....since I turned 33......I am 38 now....I get nothing! only thing that attracts a woman my age is a BMW a house and a gigantic bank account!
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  4. 01-17-12 07:32 AM #4
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    It could work, maybe they will think it is cute

    I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
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  5. 01-17-12 07:40 AM #5
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    wait let me rephrase that.....a decent woman that is.....you can go down to your local chinese food bar on a friday night and pick up a fat chick....they look for suckers like us jj. wait for us to get about 10 drinks in us and take advantage of the situation. lol
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  6. 01-17-12 07:41 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It could work, maybe they will think it is cute
    I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
    You should do it.

    Certainly couldn't hurt.

    I mean, think about it.....what do you have to lose??
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  7. 01-17-12 07:42 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It could work, maybe they will think it is cute

    I have no idea what woman are looking for and its sure not a guy like me
    shut the fukk up.
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  8. 01-17-12 07:45 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by dredmahawkus View Post
    wait let me rephrase that.....a decent woman that is.....you can go down to your local chinese food bar on a friday night and pick up a fat chick....they look for suckers like us jj. wait for us to get about 10 drinks in us and take advantage of the situation. lol


    Money has nothing to do with it

    Bums/Losers get chicks all the time and decent ones

    Its a puzzle I never figured out............told this chick on e-dating site I loved her 5x last week and she never says anything back other than generic stuff. I do fall in love quick even without pics but thats just me
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  9. 01-17-12 07:46 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Money has nothing to do with it

    Bums/Losers get chicks all the time and decent ones

    Its a puzzle I never figured out............told this chick on e-dating site I loved her 5x last week and she never says anything back other than generic stuff. I do fall in love quick even without pics but thats just me

    You taking a shot at me?
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  10. 01-17-12 07:52 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    You should do it.

    Certainly couldn't hurt.

    I mean, think about it.....what do you have to lose??
    Despite all outward appearances, I think he still has a shred or two of dignity.
    Begging for sex could be the straw that breaks the donkey's back in terms of the guy's sanity.
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  11. 01-17-12 07:57 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    You taking a shot at me?
    Nah guys in general especially around where I live
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  12. 01-17-12 08:09 AM #12
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    Man some things sure don't change

    JJ still not gettn any
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  13. 01-17-12 08:19 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nah guys in general especially around where I live

    are you mexican?
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  14. 01-17-12 08:25 AM #14
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    Have some self respect JJ

    You get on your knees to ask for her hand in marriage or to pleasure her bigger, more athletic black boyfriend. That's it.
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  15. 01-17-12 08:36 AM #15
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    You're better than that. Have some self respect. Walk tall and confident.
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  16. 01-17-12 08:39 AM #16
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    if she is a tease then it may be what sets her off
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  17. 01-17-12 08:54 AM #17
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    JJ, you get on your hands and knees all the time to payoff your bookie, so doing that for a chick is no big deal!
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  18. 01-17-12 08:57 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    You're better than that. Have some self respect. Walk tall and confident.

    How do you walk tall when you're 5'4? Put on heels? ehh, that's no biggie for jj.
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  19. 01-17-12 08:59 AM #19
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    Coach, You're doing this ass backwards.


    Act like you got somewhere to be.

    Act bored. Look at your watch a lot. If you don't have a watch, quit being a 12 yr old and buy a decent one.

    Say you got to go and then act like you're annoyed when she asks where you're going. Then leave.

    Act like having sex with her is...meh, I could take it or leave it.

    Act like you wanna smack a bitch.


    Do this and you'll be get your knob slobbed by women who are at least a 7.5 on a 1-10 scale.



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  20. 01-17-12 09:03 AM #20
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    Chivalry is not dead. You're talking about proposing to her right. On your knees, not hands and knees like a dog.
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  21. 01-17-12 09:06 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Man some things sure don't change

    JJ still not gettn any
    Smoke...who is the chick in your avatar? Woof!
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  22. 01-17-12 09:07 AM #22
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    Tell a woman you're going to call her and then don't. When she finally calls you, which she will, and she says "How come you never called me?"...You say "What do you mean? You said you'd call me. Whatever, anyway..Let's go out tonight"

    Don't ask her, tell her you're taking her out. She'll yes and right before the phone conversation ends, ask her "What are you wearing right now?" She'll tell you, you say alright and then hang up. Easy peasy.
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  23. 01-17-12 09:09 AM #23
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    I'm dropping knowledge, Coach.

    Real fuking talk.
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  24. 01-17-12 09:09 AM #24
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    Fuk you if you disagree.

    I'm on an all nighter.
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  25. 01-17-12 10:23 AM #25
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    just keepin it realz y'all
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  26. 01-17-12 10:24 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    I'm dropping knowledge, Coach.

    Real fuking talk.
    that sh it dont work on short guys that hit 40......that worked in your 20s....but after 35 it all changes.
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  27. 01-17-12 10:44 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Coach, You're doing this ass backwards.
    Act like you got somewhere to be.
    Act bored. Look at your watch a lot. If you don't have a watch, quit being a 12 yr old and buy a decent one.
    Say you got to go and then act like you're annoyed when she asks where you're going. Then leave.
    Act like having sex with her is...meh, I could take it or leave it.


    Act like you wanna smack a bitch.

    Do this and you'll be get your knob slobbed by women who are at least a
    7.5 on a 1-10 scale.
    I know bitches always found my desire to smack them one of my most endearing traits!
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  28. 01-17-12 11:26 AM #28
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    jj, you've been on your hands and knees for onthesack and Sammy.
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  29. 01-17-12 11:30 AM #29
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    Not the best advice here

    Serious....I am begging to get laid so bad

    14 fukkin years you mother fukkers and nothing wrong with me

    feel like an outcast here because most guys get laid at sbr
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  30. 01-17-12 11:40 AM #30
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    coach, I heard some women like it if you tape them. Set up cameras in their bathroom, hang around outside their window. Get plenty of good quality shots.
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  31. 01-17-12 01:06 PM #31
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    coach do you use your great personality or do you freeze up, coach chics love to get high, don't you try that , they also love the bad boy, don't you have a leather jacket lol, buy a harley girls love bikes , how about toys for the bedroom chics love that , cut a 16 inch piece of italian sausage stick it to your dick take a picture in a dimly lit room start showing that picture to the chics ,get them high if they say it did not feel 16 incches just tell them it takes a couple of times for you to grow in them . thats it g.l.
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  32. 01-17-12 07:52 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not the best advice here Serious....I am begging to get laid so bad 14 fukkin years you mother fukkers and nothing wrong with me feel like an outcast here because most guys get laid at sbr
    No...no we don't.
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