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    Hey guys, I was thinking about writing a novel...how does this sound?

    Immortality meets degenerate gambler. Think of it, a vampire who was lucky enough to become immortal, but cursed by century after century of bad beats. It's evident that years of experience are no guarantee as we follow our undead protagonist through modern day Vegas and into flashbacks of his ancient addiction.

    This is sure to appeal to both teenage girls who love vampires and your everyday degenerate gambler. Don't even try to steal my idea because I will hunt you down if you do. Maybe soon to be for sale in the SBR store? I'd say 500 betpoints is more than a fair price. 1000 for Rickysteve, Secretstash, and Shari.
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    What's the title? Bad Beat Bloodsucker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post


    What's the title? Bad Beat Bloodsucker?
    Sir, you have a gift

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    Get this in the SBR Store asap. I'll pay points for it. I like those cheesy girly vampire movies. And I like rounders too.

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    Seriously, somebody should write a brock landers biography.

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    you saying brock landers is a vampire ?

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    Tentative title:
    Blood
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    There seems to be some interest here SBRJohn, so go ahead and give me an advance of 50,000 betpoints and I'll get started.
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    Ok 49,000

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    you saying brock landers is a vampire ?
    well, he seems to suck the life out of every bet, so, maybe in some way.

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    If a Vampire that has live for century and is still living on Welfare or Poor, That vampire is a failure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Immortality meets degenerate gambler. Think of it, a vampire who was lucky enough to become immortal, but cursed by century after century of bad beats. It's evident that years of experience are no guarantee as we follow our undead protagonist through modern day Vegas and into flashbacks of his ancient addiction.
    Sir Francis was a lock to win the jousting tournament, but he fell off his horse in the 2nd round. The vampire is still trying to recover from that loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    well, he seems to suck the life out of every bet, so, maybe in some way.
    I agree

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    How many 'this wins or I stake myself' posts would he have on the various sports forums?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Immortality meets degenerate gambler. Think of it, a vampire who was lucky enough to become immortal, but cursed by century after century of bad beats. It's evident that years of experience are no guarantee as we follow our undead protagonist through modern day Vegas and into flashbacks of his ancient addiction.

    This is sure to appeal to both teenage girls who love vampires and your everyday degenerate gambler. Don't even try to steal my idea because I will hunt you down if you do. Maybe soon to be for sale in the SBR store? I'd say 500 betpoints is more than a fair price. 1000 for Rickysteve, Secretstash, and Shari.

    IMO it would work better as a screenplay. Just a hunch that it would. Easier to write about 90 pages of dialogue than hundreds of pages. Degenerates don't read novels too much either. Get Brad Pitt or even the guy from True Blood or those Eclipse movies for the teenage girls and you're home free.

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    I'd read it

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    You can't just throw this idea out to the public, this is gonna be a movie in 2 years and nothing for you out of it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    You can't just throw this idea out to the public, this is gonna be a movie in 2 years and nothing for you out of it now.
    Well, I've actually already written and obtained a copyright. Not under that title I gave though. If someone would like to steal the idea and turn it into a film that would be great. I could sue for more than I ever could have gotten from book sales.

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    Vampires what r u a teen age girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Landscaper View Post
    Vampires what r u a teen age girl?
    No but it's appealing to that demographic also. How many copies can I put you down for sir?

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    On second that, Brock would have had to be born a vampire. If he was bitten, he would never turn. The Brock curse is even bigger. Brock would be unaffected but the vampire would lose his immortality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    No but it's appealing to that demographic also. How many copies can I put you down for sir?
    I'll take the cliff notes if u can please.. Or just wait for the movie to come out

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    koo koo koo koo lol

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    Im feeling it,

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    Thanks for the yuks sir.

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    no warewolves? ... lame

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    No more vampires.

    Can anyone have a creative NEW idea anymore?

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    i think with all the sbr members participating your book could turn into a number one world best-seller. It could reach 1000 or more pages. All we need to do is provide you our account wager histories with our own comments, and you will have 1000 or more characters which your vampire meets and gets to know the stupidity of their betting strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    i think with all the sbr members participating your book could turn into a number one world best-seller. It could reach 1000 or more pages. All we need to do is provide you our account wager histories with our own comments, and you will have 1000 or more characters which your vampire meets and gets to know the stupidity of their betting strategy.
    ...and then feeds on them. Except tt, he gets full before he can finish him off and tt just ends up feeling a little weakened.

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