1. 01-12-12 02:55 AM #1
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    Black ppl cannot swim...

    Maybe 1 or 2

    I don't know any

    do you?
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  2. 01-12-12 02:59 AM #2
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    Yes I grew up with a pool in my backyard here in so cal been swimming since I could walk.
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  3. 01-12-12 03:04 AM #3
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    Teaser you can't be black
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  4. 01-12-12 03:09 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Teaser you can't be black
    Black as can be ... Probably not black like you imagine though grew up upper middle class on a golf course 5 bedroom house mother and father both have masters. I grew up in walnut, ca google it almost every other house has a pool. I was swimming at huntington beach dog beach last weekend. I' ve been here a while didnt know it was a secret that i am black.
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  5. 01-12-12 03:15 AM #5
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    Teaser you can swim

    but can you float?
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  6. 01-12-12 03:19 AM #6
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    Only Oreo Blacks can swim.
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  7. 01-12-12 03:19 AM #7
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    I can out swim 95% of sbr i can out float 98% i bet put it to you like this in high school i used to hold chairs while staying afloat with the cif championship water polo team after wrestling practice im like a fish.
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  8. 01-12-12 03:21 AM #8
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    This is a racist thread!
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  9. 01-12-12 03:27 AM #9
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    Daimo can you float
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  10. 01-12-12 03:30 AM #10
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    Teaser you should be proud of yourself to be able to swim and float in the water

    I don't know any blacks that can swim alone float.
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  11. 01-12-12 03:32 AM #11
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    I know blacks can't swim, i live in uganda and all the darkies stick to the shallow end.

    They look hilarious flailing away with their hands
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  12. 01-12-12 03:32 AM #12
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    Not alot of brothas growing up with a beach 20mins away or daily access to a pool or somebody to teach them how to swim. Thats my theory at least all my brothers and their kids can swim. race doesnt matter if you spend enough time in the water you will learn how to swim
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  13. 01-12-12 03:35 AM #13
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    I know plenty of blacks that can swim.

    I do know that they don't like the taste of their own blood. It enrages them.
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  14. 01-12-12 03:35 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Teaser you should be proud of yourself to be able to swim and float in the water

    I don't know any blacks that can swim alone float.
    Thanks i guess not really something i can be proud of its just swimming just lucky to have somebody to teach me and i guess lucky to live in so cal where i could swim almost year round.
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  15. 01-12-12 03:38 AM #15
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    Vegasinsider can you float?
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  16. 01-12-12 03:41 AM #16
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    the only way this thread could become any weirder is if I asked teaserpleaser to confirm if what they say about black men and penises is true and request his own measurements
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  17. 01-12-12 03:54 AM #17
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    Its true sad to say im only 6 inch maybe 6.5 on a good day i hit 7 inch twice on viagra its not easy being the ” runt” im 2inches thick though so it makes up for it...
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  18. 01-12-12 04:00 AM #18
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    Teaser no way pal!

    How can you float with a big penis?
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  19. 01-12-12 04:03 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Teaser no way pal!

    How can you float with a big penis?
    Im a grower i dont walk around 6.5 wish i wasnt but i am a grower
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  20. 01-12-12 04:04 AM #20
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    Funny. White people can't run fast, jump high or box if we are going to start painting with broad strokes.
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  21. 01-12-12 04:29 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Funny. White people can't run fast, jump high or box if we are going to start painting with broad strokes.
    No wonder blacks are so good in NBA...You guys are the best at running, stealing, and shooting.
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  22. 01-12-12 04:31 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Funny. White people can't run fast, jump high or box if we are going to start painting with broad strokes.

    we are good at balancing on ice with a paper thin blade while traveling at high speed though


    tp congrats on the thick rooster
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  23. 01-12-12 05:02 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post

    No wonder blacks are so good in NBA...You guys are the best at running, stealing, and shooting.


    And we have coordination, i haven't seen an african with coordination yet
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  24. 01-12-12 05:30 AM #24
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    If you're black

    you should be able to run fast

    you should be able to jump high

    but stay away from lakes, rivers, ponds and ocean

    most cannot swim or float
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  25. 01-12-12 05:39 AM #25
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    White Men Can't Jump, but Black Men Damn Sure Can't Swim.
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  26. 01-12-12 05:48 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaDaze View Post
    White Men Can't Jump, but Black Men Damn Sure Can't Swim.
    Find a young black kid with some pure athleticism and let him train like phelps and whites lose one of the only sports they still own.
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  27. 01-12-12 05:50 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    No wonder blacks are so good in NBA...You guys are the best at running, stealing, and shooting.
    Your daughter will likely be banging a black dude in HS.
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  28. 01-12-12 05:52 AM #28
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    And when your daughter grows up, she'll be just a after thought, kinda like that 1 in a million black swimmer.
    Last edited by CarolinaDaze; 01-12-12 at 07:01 AM.
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  29. 01-12-12 07:30 AM #29
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    This isn't rocket science. Blacks have a higher bone density which is a big disadvantage in swimming but a big advantage in sports like boxing.

    Anyone remember Eric the Eel at the Olympics?

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  30. 01-12-12 07:35 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Your daughter will likely be banging a black dude in HS.
    Yes, at least her father will be around.
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  31. 01-12-12 07:38 AM #31
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    Black people can't rap!
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  32. 01-12-12 07:41 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    Black people can't rap!
    Whatchu talking about, Willis! Retards attempting poetry?
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  33. 01-12-12 09:56 AM #33
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    I think its funny when fat people wear t shirts in a pool.

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  34. 01-12-12 11:19 AM #34
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    what about this?
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