[VegasInsider]

I'm taking the postal exam on Friday. Seems easy as long as you can read.

[The Kraken]

Well, at least you put your series 7 license to good use delivering mail You should be out of a job in a few months.

[baskets]

Right here.

Half the people can't read, don't have teeth, wear adult diapers or are from some of the most exotic 3rd world countries. One guy I work with (from some country in the middle of Asia), well, one time I asked him what country he's from and so he told me in his native language.... sounded like some god awful screech by a dying monkey. Now I know better not to ask.

By the way, us postal workers get ammo discounts on Fridays at most sporting good stores.

[paranoyd androyd]

usps is bankrupt

[Iced]

What happened to your financial analyst job?

[baskets]

You can sleep on your runs in your truck during the day, but don't get caught. Had a co-worker who would be napping with his mail sack in the front seat and people would knock on his mail truck door and wake him up... he'd get pissed.

Didn't get fired, though, b/c it's impossible to get fired unless you walk around with your dick out saying 'This spear is for Michelle Obama! God bless!' They just moved him to a different route.

[Br0nxer]

I'm taking the postal exam on Friday. Seems easy as long as you can read.

if you are not a veteran you got no fukkin shot

the test is not easy

for the most part the only people that get high enough scores are veterans

you get 10 points added for that

the test is very hard

its not book smarts. its memory. and when i say memory its fukkin rain man sh1t

and why would you want to be a mailman. they are going out of business

[baskets]

Bronx, mailmen make 50k a year and don't know how to read. Teeth are not mandatory.

[Emily_Haines]

If your lazy, with no common sense and possess well below average intelligence the government is a perfect place to work.

[Br0nxer]

Bronx, mailmen make 50k a year and don't know how to read. Teeth are not mandatory.

yes i understand

for the most part those toothless dummies are veterans

[Joe Dogs]

Your better off applying for a job at UPS......The Post Office is a sinking ship.

If your hired , don't count on a 40 hour work week.

The P.O. Is downsizing big time...Mail facilities are being closed all over the country.

[minet123]

It took it and got a high score
most of it was "are you too stupid to follow instructions to get the correct answer"
but one part i was like WTF
it was hard
and all though do is walk around to make sure you are not cheating
I got a high enough score and i'm not a veteran
But they send you where they need you
I asked for a small pa college town and they offered fukin Amish land
how was i going to sell parlay cards on the side to the amish

[ttwarrior1]

they like to lay off people after 90 days unless your a long time employee

[Joe Dogs]

You can sleep on your runs in your truck during the day, but don't get caught. Had a co-worker who would be napping with his mail sack in the front seat and people would knock on his mail truck door and wake him up... he'd get pissed.

Didn't get fired, though, b/c it's impossible to get fired unless you walk around with your dick out saying 'This spear is for Michelle Obama! God bless!' They just moved him to a different route.

I Had a buddy of mine belt a supervisor....He got three days off,and kept his job.

Ounce your in,your a made guy.

[TexansFan]

I Had a buddy of mine belt a supervisor....He got three days off,and kept his job.

Ounce your in,your a made guy.

I know a guy who threw circulars down the sewer because he didn't feel like walking back to deliver them. He was seen doing this and was fired. This was in the 80's or 90's, don't remember.

My dad worked for the post office from 65 to 05 and said it went to shit in the 80's. Can you guess what he feels destroyed it?

[nyed1010]

yeah, I'm the assistant general postmaster and I'll make sure a fraud like you will never ever work for the United States Post Office.

[TexansFan]

Post Office is the last place to look for a job.

[baskets]

I know a guy who threw circulars down the sewer because he didn't feel like walking back to deliver them. He was seen doing this and was fired. This was in the 80's or 90's, don't remember. My dad worked for the post office from 65 to 05 and said it went to shit in the 80's. Can you guess what he feels destroyed it?

Martin Luther King?

[BrickmanDE98]

ex-USPS carrier. advice not working for USPS right now.. they are going to let you go in few years.. exam you have to do 3hours plus another exam for training driving if you are apply for carriers.

[BrickmanDE98]

yeah, I'm the assistant general postmaster and I'll make sure a fraud like you will never ever work for the United States Post Office.

big brother watch you

[VegasInsider]

What happened to your financial analyst job?

I was part of a 10-person lay off in the Providence office about 9 months ago. Been working bullshit jobs since just trying to stay afloat and looking for something else with benefits, etc..

[VegasInsider]

Well, at least you put your series 7 license to good use delivering mail You should be out of a job in a few months.

I got laid off, asshole. Not my problem that no one is hiring..

[Bengals28]

yeah, I'm the assistant general postmaster and I'll make sure a fraud like you will never ever work for the United States Post Office.

lol look @ this tough guy.

[VegasInsider]

if you are not a veteran you got no fukkin shot

the test is not easy

for the most part the only people that get high enough scores are veterans

you get 10 points added for that

the test is very hard

its not book smarts. its memory. and when i say memory its fukkin rain man sh1t

and why would you want to be a mailman. they are going out of business

Actually, the test is a joke. They give you 90 minutes. I took an old exam today, finished it in 25 minutes and got one question wrong.

[VegasInsider]

yeah, I'm the assistant general postmaster and I'll make sure a fraud like you will never ever work for the United States Post Office.

Don't you mean the United States Postal Service?

[shari91]

Even if they're going down the tubes, at least you can get some good cash and benefits before they do.

Keep grinding away buddy... yeah it's not what you went to school for but who cares. First world countries would be a much better place if everyone had the same attitude. gl VI - I'll be sending you good vibes. Let us know how you go!!

[lemart5]

What firm were you laid off from

[Joe Dogs]

I know a guy who threw circulars down the sewer because he didn't feel like walking back to deliver them. He was seen doing this and was fired. This was in the 80's or 90's, don't remember.

My dad worked for the post office from 65 to 05 and said it went to shit in the 80's. Can you guess what he feels destroyed it?

I tip my hat to your dad,TexanFan.Men like your dad laid the ground work for guys like myself.I,ll be eligible to go in 2013 with 36 years service.

Ill probably try to hang in ,till I get 40 years......If the post office stays afloat.

[sickler]

I know a guy who threw circulars down the sewer because he didn't feel like walking back to deliver them. He was seen doing this and was fired. This was in the 80's or 90's, don't remember.

My dad worked for the post office from 65 to 05 and said it went to shit in the 80's. Can you guess what he feels destroyed it?

Union?

...or equal opportunity employment

[wtf]

u have a series seven?

so trade your own account, be like taylor , bang tens, ferraris , mountains of coke

[lemart5]

u have a series seven?

so trade your own account, be like taylor , bang tens, ferraris , mountains of coke

I don't do cocaine

[Naz18]

No but my postman does..