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    griz
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    sign in here if you got a BJ before work today

    do not expect many guys to be posting in this thread

    Griz

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    Jobs

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    He must be a good friend.

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    does daihomo swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Jobs

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    How did it taste Griz?

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    Griz had a cockmeat sandwich for lunch

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    You must be really flexible

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    Nothing for me

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    Does giving one count?

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    Met a girl at Taco Bell (working the cash register last night).....seen her before so I asked her how her New Years went. Now keep in mind this girl has got the biggest plumpest @ss you will see on a voluptuous yet non fat chick. I mean abnormallt large ass....she kinda waddles when she walks because of it but yet shes not fat. 44EE too....light skin hispanic/white mix.

    She said her and her sister went to a motel with two guys (were friends of her sister's) but said she was pissed cause she din't f*ck anyody. The two dudes ended up just double teaming her sister while she just sat there. So I str8t asked her if she wanted to f*ck me today in the evening and get those cobwebs shook loose She said yea andctook my number. Its gonna be me, her and a bottle of cafe patron tonight......

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    I jacked off before work today- does that count?

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    I rubbed one out, does that count?

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    I did but the dealer had one too so it was a push.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    I did but the dealer had one too so it was a push.

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    BJ.. No..


    Salad tossed... Yes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Met a girl at Taco Bell (working the cash register last night).....seen her before so I asked her how her New Years went. Now keep in mind this girl has got the biggest plumpest @ss you will see on a voluptuous yet non fat chick. I mean abnormallt large ass....she kinda waddles when she walks because of it but yet shes not fat. 44EE too....light skin hispanic/white mix.

    She said her and her sister went to a motel with two guys (were friends of her sister's) but said she was pissed cause she din't f*ck anyody. The two dudes ended up just double teaming her sister while she just sat there. So I str8t asked her if she wanted to f*ck me today in the evening and get those cobwebs shook loose She said yea andctook my number. Its gonna be me, her and a bottle of cafe patron tonight......
    Fukkin classic
    You need to update this tomorrow you sex nut

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Met a girl at Taco Bell (working the cash register last night).....seen her before so I asked her how her New Years went. Now keep in mind this girl has got the biggest plumpest @ss you will see on a voluptuous yet non fat chick. I mean abnormallt large ass....she kinda waddles when she walks because of it but yet shes not fat. 44EE too....light skin hispanic/white mix. She said her and her sister went to a motel with two guys (were friends of her sister's) but said she was pissed cause she din't f*ck anyody. The two dudes ended up just double teaming her sister while she just sat there. So I str8t asked her if she wanted to f*ck me today in the evening and get those cobwebs shook loose She said yea andctook my number. Its gonna be me, her and a bottle of cafe patron tonight......
    you better get some free fukkin taco coupons to share here

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    Ny video tonight or never ******* happen... probably a 500 pound moose if 2 dudes would rather smash out her sister than take her seperate

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Met a girl at Taco Bell (working the cash register last night).....seen her before so I asked her how her New Years went. Now keep in mind this girl has got the biggest plumpest @ss you will see on a voluptuous yet non fat chick. I mean abnormallt large ass....she kinda waddles when she walks because of it but yet shes not fat. 44EE too....light skin hispanic/white mix.

    She said her and her sister went to a motel with two guys (were friends of her sister's) but said she was pissed cause she din't f*ck anyody. The two dudes ended up just double teaming her sister while she just sat there. So I str8t asked her if she wanted to f*ck me today in the evening and get those cobwebs shook loose She said yea andctook my number. Its gonna be me, her and a bottle of cafe patron tonight......
    Sportsguy, you HAVE to take pictures tonight and post them here for us to see what this girl looks like. They dont even have to be dirty pictures, maybe a picture of her face, and one of her ass. If you want to get sneaky maybe mave a video while fukking her but dont let her know you are recording.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Sportsguy, you HAVE to take pictures tonight and post them here for us to see what this girl looks like. They dont even have to be dirty pictures, maybe a picture of her face, and one of her ass. If you want to get sneaky maybe mave a video while fukking her but dont let her know you are recording.
    Oh I agree...I will do this. In fact she'll probably do it if I just ask her too and tell her its for her or some guy I know that could get hef into porn. She needs to make more money.....working at Taco Bell for petes sake.

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    I also have a friend who is engaged....blonde hair blue eyes sexy as hell and nshe wants to go to happy hour and grind with me tonight. Just had an ultra sound done on my liver on Wednesday though...ndoctor told me to stay away from excess drinking till they can determine why I have high levels of a particular enzyme in my liver. I get off of work in an hour but might have to skip on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Oh I agree...I will do this. In fact she'll probably do it if I just ask her too and tell her its for her or some guy I know that could get hef into porn. She needs to make more money.....working at Taco Bell for petes sake.
    i triple dog dare you to cover her in taco bell sauce and take pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    BJ.. No..


    Salad tossed... Yes...

    Guy snuck up on you at the gym?

    j/k pal. take it easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Met a girl at Taco Bell (working the cash register last night).....seen her before so I asked her how her New Years went. Now keep in mind this girl has got the biggest plumpest @ss you will see on a voluptuous yet non fat chick. I mean abnormallt large ass....she kinda waddles when she walks because of it but yet shes not fat. 44EE too....light skin hispanic/white mix. She said her and her sister went to a motel with two guys (were friends of her sister's) but said she was pissed cause she din't f*ck anyody. The two dudes ended up just double teaming her sister while she just sat there. So I str8t asked her if she wanted to f*ck me today in the evening and get those cobwebs shook loose She said yea andctook my number. Its gonna be me, her and a bottle of cafe patron tonight......

    that is awesome. next time i am in taco bell i will rremember to ask the cashier what she is doing later and if she wants to fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Oh I agree...I will do this. In fact she'll probably do it if I just ask her too and tell her its for her or some guy I know that could get hef into porn. She needs to make more money.....working at Taco Bell for petes sake.

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    Funny

    Ive seen some hotties working at Taco Bells before too

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    BJ.. No..


    Salad tossed... Yes...

    Have you ever had your girl do a steaming burrito Mayan?

    And no it's not JUST meant as a jokingly ethnic assumption guys it's an actual deviant sexual act that I'm sure many here would be in to

    Steaming Burrito 45 up, 27 down
    Take a shitt, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, ***(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
    Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
    Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty ******* oyster."

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Funny

    Ive seen some hotties working at Taco Bells before too
    Chick Fil A and McAllister's has some top notch talent too

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    why the **** are you eating at taco bell period, must be barreled in

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    why the **** are you eating at taco bell period, must be barreled in
    It's the local fuk shop. Now you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Chick Fil A and McAllister's has some top notch talent too
    i wouldnt be suprised if chick fil-a has the most twink whores lb for lb out of anywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Have you ever had your girl do a steaming burrito Mayan?

    And no it's not JUST meant as a jokingly ethnic assumption guys it's an actual deviant sexual act that I'm sure many here would be in to

    Steaming Burrito 45 up, 27 down
    Take a shitt, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, ***(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
    Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
    Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty ******* oyster."
    that sounds disgusting.. Sikk fukks out there.

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    I don't really work but I got just got a BJ! The girl was suppose to come over last night and get filled but she bailed... I waited up 2 hours for her so I got pissed... Came over today and sucked me dry.

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    i might go down to my local taco bell now and scout for talent

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