[Grits n' Gravy]

tt, why don't you try to get on biggest loser? You would lose weight, get semi-famous and if you promoted sbr, John may give you a lot of free points.

Regardless, good luck.

[hawley]

look at this guy, you really think he needs to be taking training / nutritional advice from us



Those are not man boobs they are his lats

Those are massive triceps not saggy arm fat.


ttwarrior is one fine physical specimen. Where do I sign up for personal training

[ttwarrior1]

uh not fat enough to be on biggest loser

[Grits n' Gravy]

uh not fat enough to be on biggest loser

Sure you are. Add in your life story and you are a .

[MartinBlank]

wrong again last 3 posters

Martin Blank is a bad human being and i don't think there is anything anyone can do about it. Kind of sad i guess

I love how he always changes words around and commits the fallacy of context swithing.

Yes i did train people today. About 20 in person, and about 30 through email and about 100 on yahoo groups.

Are in the drink and fartin martin lovers?

Tubs o'fun, don't hate me for quoting you directly.

You typed "Ate a chinese buffet".

That is something I believe could happen, and I would in fact, bet on it.

I could also imagine the owners of said buffet crying and weeping watching you walk through their front door.

[MartinBlank]

TTW, I've got a proposal for you.

If you are the athlete you say you are, you should accept.

I have completed 3 ToughMudder events in the last 12 months. I am inviting you to join my team (there are 7 of us now) and compete in the April 14th ToughMudder event in South Amherst, Ohio. I will pay your entry fee, and throw in 100 bucks for your gas to the event, in addition to a hotel room for a stay on the Friday before the event.

What is the ToughMudder?

http://toughmudder.com/

All proceeds of this event benefit the Wounded Warrior Project which I have supported since its inception.

What say you?

PM me if you are interested.

If you're the athlete/trainer you have been telling this board you are-----well, this should be no-brainer for you. I am certain you will be able to finish this event with ease.

[COYLO]

is that really tt in that pic??

[MartinBlank]

is that really tt in that pic??

Oh yeah.

And he posted it one night in a sugar-fueled rage.

[RubberKettle]

That Tough Mudder looks insane.

How long does it take to complete that thing?

TTWarrior you can bring your shit towel to the race

[MartinBlank]

That Tough Mudder looks insane.

How long does it take to complete that thing?

TTWarrior you can bring your shit towel to the race

It isn't a race, so there is no official times recorded. The object and focus is finishing as a "team", if one of your teammates is struggling----the team helps him/her through. Some of the obstacles require a team effort to get through them or over them.

Our team finished in around 6 and half hours at our last event. One of our guys is an Iraqi vet who lost his lower left leg, and some of the obstacles were particularly difficult for him, but we got him through it.

It really is an amazing experience.

The World Mudder Championship---lasts 24 hours.

[shari91]

Martin, tt can't do that

Funny thread though

[itchypickle]

It isn't a race, so there is no official times recorded. The object and focus is finishing as a "team", if one of your teammates is struggling----the team helps him/her through. Some of the obstacles require a team effort to get through them or over them.

Our team finished in around 6 and half hours at our last event. One of our guys is an Iraqi vet who lost his lower left leg, and some of the obstacles were particularly difficult for him, but we got him through it.

It really is an amazing experience.

The World Mudder Championship---lasts 24 hours.

Did the Texas one last year. A bunch of guys from my Crossfit group outside here at Ft Benning went...the TM guys are awesome and a big supporter of Wounded Warrior Project.

I have a feeling TT would bypass the nets and walls and just go soak in the cold tub obstacle.

[MartinBlank]

Did the Texas one last year. A bunch of guys from my Crossfit group outside here at Ft Benning went...the TM guys are awesome and a big supporter of Wounded Warrior Project.

I have a feeling TT would bypass the nets and walls and just go soak in the cold tub obstacle.

Awesome IP.

Good to see TM brother on here.

And anything that supports the military in this country gets my support.

[itchypickle]

Awesome IP.

Good to see TM brother on here.

And anything that supports the military in this country gets my support.

Check out Warrior Dash as well...mini version of Tough Mudder without all the brand recognition as of yet.

[COYLO]

Oh yeah.

And he posted it one night in a sugar-fueled rage.

by that pic he has lifted fuk all, there's no bicep at all what's with the bingo wings bro??

[hawley]

lets see tittywarrior respond to fartin martin's offer...

[TodayIsForgotten]

jesus christ. Is everyone on this board certifiably delusional? You are over-weight yet you are a trainer? Bullshit.

[ttwarrior1]

question for you TodayisForgotten

Can someone that is handicap become a trainer?

Do overweight coaches need to be fired and a team like the wizards hire michael jordan?

Why is jerry rice not a coach or call games on tv??? He sucks and doesn't know how is why

Did you know that 85 percent of german and chinese weightlifting coaches never touched a weight ever/

Did you know carl lewis was talked into running a marathon and had to drop out after 2.1 miles and people didnt understand why. Easy answer to that.

I could keep going. TodayisForgotten your a non pro nobody and probaly not even old enough to gamble so just go away.

i decline the offer , make it 5 grand. I don't run for distance like alot in that so I'll pass

[MartinBlank]

question for you TodayisForgotten

Can someone that is handicap become a trainer?

Do overweight coaches need to be fired and a team like the wizards hire michael jordan?

Why is jerry rice not a coach or call games on tv??? He sucks and doesn't know how is why

Did you know that 85 percent of german and chinese weightlifting coaches never touched a weight ever/

Did you know carl lewis was talked into running a marathon and had to drop out after 2.1 miles and people didnt understand why. Easy answer to that.

I could keep going. TodayisForgotten your a non pro nobody and probaly not even old enough to gamble so just go away.

i decline the offer , make it 5 grand. I don't run for distance like alot in that so I'll pass

No one expected you to do it Fatty, because you can't.

I just wanted a good laugh at watching you try and navigate the ropes. It would be like watching jello squeee through cheese cloth.

And, the point that is lost on you about you being a "personal trainer" is this.

What person would take fitness advice from a guy that is out of shape?

No one.

Would you take financial advice from a guy living in a cardboard box and is bankrupt?

Of course not.

[ttwarrior1]

im not out of shape just like carl lewis that can't even run 2 miles is not out of shape.
Some people lift to gain muscle, some to gain strength, many many different reasons to lift

So a 50 year old from lets say toronto that is in a wheelchair, that has never trained can't learn to be a trainer???

comparing financial advice to training is committing the fallacy of context switching.


You can't beat me in basketball, softball, baseball, tennis, golf, weightlifting so you must not be in too good of shape.

[MartinBlank]

im not out of shape just like carl lewis that can't even run 2 miles is not out of shape.
Some people lift to gain muscle, some to gain strength, many many different reasons to lift

So a 50 year old from lets say toronto that is in a wheelchair, that has never trained can't learn to be a trainer???

comparing financial advice to training is committing the fallacy of context switching.


You can't beat me in basketball, softball, baseball, tennis, golf, weightlifting so you must not be in too good of shape.

I think it is pointless to have internet debates like this, instead we should just settle it once and for all.

I will tell you what. I am openly challenging you.

You listed 7 sports above. Let's have a cash contest----I will even travel to shitburg Kentucky, we will have one of the great SBR guys there to film our contest, and let's see if you can beat me in any of the sports you listed.

I don't have to say how good I am in any sport. I will simply show up, we will get this on film for all of SBR to enjoy, and have a cash bet to top it off.

What say you TTW? Let's do this.

[DOMINATER]

warrior you weigh more than 350 , no wonder you have sugar wooooowww lose that weight or you wont be here long p.s. hows your heart did you ever go to the heart doc?

[zsr]

I would pay to watch TT vs Martin in a 7 sport battle royal. Would be epic.

Let's all pitch in for flight tickets.

[showtiime]

[MartinBlank]

I am dead serious about this.

Let's get Opie to fly in and film it.

We travel to Henderson and get this on film for all of SBR to enjoy.

Still waiting for TTW to get back to me on it.

[itchypickle]

I'll start the pot....Pickle pledges $50 toward the flight/trip.

Follow suit guys...let's make this happen....and whoever ends up paying for TT's extra fat person seat on the plane....we apologize in advance.

Who wants to oversee the funds and transfers..Paypal etc?

[ttwarrior1]

uh don't need 2nd seat and im not a runner, already replied once, sorry, answer is no

But i will take anyone on one on one in basketball, tennis, golf, weightlifting,stationary bike riding, bowling,
amateur wrestling.

[itchypickle]

uh don't need 2nd seat and im not a runner, already replied once, sorry, answer is no

But i will take anyone on one on one in basketball, tennis, golf, weightlifting,stationary bike riding, bowling,
amateur wrestling.

Oh well I think a fitness battle would have been cool...definitely an SBR hit but most likely would have gone viral...you have quite the theatrical presence Warrior.

My fifty bucks still stands if it ever materializes

[yisman]

Was any of this accomplished?

[ttwarrior1]

nice bump from a stalker and let me go see

[ttwarrior1]

Im currently 298 pounds


I believe was under 315 by september, oh no, i failed, oh no,


bench squat deadlift : success


4 hours of sleep; success


laptop off: yes


sbr casino: except 1 or 2 times: yes


routine: success


didn't go to bash: fail


cayenne, yes
celery seed: no
vitamin c and cinnamon: yes




vitamin: yes


rls : no


eyebreak everyday: no, not needed everyday after research
take it 2 or 3 days a week




virgin: yes


2 glasses of water: yes


Banana and apple: 90 percent of the time, yes

[InTheDrink]

virgin: yes

[hawley]

still fat: check.