1. 01-03-12 06:39 PM #1
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    Eight Girls, One Choice, Lets Hear It!

    1. She's medium height, with decent and a great ass. Her face is nothing nice and I don't bring her around my friends because of it. She's really nice and genuine, and also career orientated (has a biochem degree). Loves to please me; lets me *** on her face or swallows if I want her to. Can deepthroat like a ******* champ. Likes to bake and cook for me, but to be honest, isn't that good at it lol.

    2. This girl really shouldn't make the list because I only call her when I'm out of options... but maybe you guys can make me see the light. She's really tiny, short and skinny. But this also means my rooster is monstrous to her. She can't deepthroat but she tries hard... Always swallows. Likes to be choked and is generally very kinky. Knows how to ride on top like a porn star, which I don't find in many girls. Likes getting ****** in the ass. No career ambitions, does more drugs than I do. Hipster type chick. Smokes cigarettes which I don't. Always wants me though.

    3. This girl is a rocket... until you get her naked. Her face is absolutely gorgeous; nice freckles (love freckles!), beautiful eyes, pretty smile. Her are huge but out of a bra, they flop. Her ass looks great in a skirt or jeans but is kinda flat once naked (I like me a big booty). This girl is so different from all the others as she doesn't have facebook and doesn't really like to go clubbing or anything. Drinks scotch neat, has a record player, and is basically cooler than me. Doesn't enjoy giving me head (like never) or experimenting at all. Works in a restaurant and doesn't seem to have much more going than that.

    4. Girl number 4 is the hottest of them all. Nice big round ass and her rack puts fake to shame. Pretty sexual but has only ever been with two dudes (her ex boyfriend and some dude in between us), so she always says how big my dick is (probably due to lack of exposure, since mine isn't even big). She has two dogs that she loves and I ******* hate. She'll stop mid-**** if they whine too much at the door, it's a total piss off. Like she has a facebook page for EACH dog, it's ridiculous. She's not very funny but thinks she is. I like her a lot when she's not talking. She works at some chic bake shop so she is amazing in the kitchen and always willing to cook me up something.

    5. This girl is TALLLL, like the same height as I am, maybe an inch shorter. She has big assets to go with her tall frame which I really love (nice big firm titties and a good ass to go with them). She is funny and I enjoy hanging out with her because it seems as if she really cares about me. Doesn't have much sexual experience so she's not freaky but is definitely sensitive (love the way she plays with my balls!). I have to coax her into trying new stuff. I've brought this girl around my friends and she was shy but nice and not embarrassing lol. Goes to university, though not for an amazingly scholarly degree. We go on dates and I genuinely have fun.

    6. This girl is chunky, if not fat. I hooked up with her for the first time wayyyyy back in the day when she was skinnier and she was good with her hands/mouth so we reconnected in the summer randomly, where she was much bigger. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with her in public by someone I knew but I still go out with her a lot because she's nice, genuine, and nowhere near trashy like some of the others. Goes to college for interior design and she's always willing to help me with laundry and other chores. Doesn't cook. Likely too fat to be in serious contention but she looks great when she's sucking my dick (pretty face) so I dunno.

    7. Girl number 7 is new... haven't had sex with her yet but she's a really good kisser so I hope that translates over to the sack. She's a lot older than me but has a sick job with an investing firm... but doesn't shower me with love (gifts) from it lol. She's really fit; small boobs and better abs than me with a huge round ass. She is super skinny/tiny up top, but soooooo thick in the bottom. It's really a unique body. Face is cute. Don't know about cooking but she's open to going to concerts I like and enjoys photography which is kinda cool.

    8. This girl is only on the list for her amazing and enthusiasm over sports. Sucks a pretty good dick but cant deepthroat (still goes hard in the cut). She's kind of too much like a boy... except for her body. Easy to hangout with and likes to get drunk. I think I'll just keep her as a sports/blowjob buddy for as long as possible.

    ?????
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  2. 01-03-12 06:41 PM #2
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    no pics nice troll thread not one person will read that garbage wall of text
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  3. 01-03-12 06:41 PM #3
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    Need pictures DJ, come on your better than this.
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  4. 01-03-12 06:45 PM #4
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    thats more poon than ive gotten since the 90s combined u motherf**ker
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  5. 01-03-12 06:48 PM #5
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    Hmmm... ok you degenerate *****. I'll post some pics for a limited time, then edit them out. Stick around, I'll have them here in a second.
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  6. 01-03-12 06:49 PM #6
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    the bigger the the better
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  7. 01-03-12 06:50 PM #7
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    Thanks DJ. Pics work much better than lots of words.
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  8. 01-03-12 06:51 PM #8
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    Def needs pics for this..
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  9. 01-03-12 06:53 PM #9
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  10. 01-03-12 06:57 PM #10
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    I already know what pic this fukk is gonna use. Let me save him the trouble.

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  11. 01-03-12 07:09 PM #11
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    I choose #9
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  12. 01-03-12 07:14 PM #12
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    I would shrink the list to a starting 5. Just like basketball. If the chicks do not get enough playing time, they will **** with other dudes and give you an STD. Lol
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  13. 01-03-12 07:15 PM #13
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    i choose my left hand
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  14. 01-03-12 07:15 PM #14
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    Pictures down.
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  15. 01-03-12 07:15 PM #15
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    Pictures down.
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  16. 01-03-12 07:17 PM #16
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    Pictures down.
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  17. 01-03-12 07:18 PM #17
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    anyone but #1 and 2
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  18. 01-03-12 07:21 PM #18
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    If number 1 is the brunette then delete her number right now
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  19. 01-03-12 07:21 PM #19
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    #8 def
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  20. 01-03-12 07:23 PM #20
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    4 or 6
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  21. 01-03-12 07:23 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    If number 1 is the brunette then delete her number right now
    Gives the best head, hands down. Let's me *** on that ugly mug. Has a really good body, gorgeous ass. But yes, I can't bring her around my friends or in public.
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  22. 01-03-12 07:24 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Gives the best head, hands down. Let's me *** on that ugly mug. Has a really good body, gorgeous ass. But yes, I can't bring her around my friends or in public.

    too funny
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  23. 01-03-12 07:27 PM #23
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    girl 4
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  24. 01-03-12 07:29 PM #24
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    Big titty sports fan.... WTF is the question? Didn't even need a pic for that obvious pick.
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  25. 01-03-12 07:37 PM #25
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  26. 01-03-12 07:43 PM #26
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    Pics going down soon! Get your votes in! One vote only please!
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  27. 01-03-12 07:50 PM #27
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    #8 deff
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  28. 01-03-12 07:50 PM #28
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    #2...aint gonna find many freaks bud
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  29. 01-03-12 07:52 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I already know what pic this fukk is gonna use. Let me save him the trouble.

    2 and 5
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  30. 01-03-12 07:53 PM #30
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    Wrong girls warrior ya fukkin prick!
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  31. 01-03-12 07:56 PM #31
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    # 5
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  32. 01-03-12 07:57 PM #32
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    If only one vote...
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  33. 01-03-12 07:58 PM #33
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    Wow destroyer you are like the coolest guy ever man, you seriously are awesome seriously bro like for reals.
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  34. 01-03-12 08:02 PM #34
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    4/5/8 in
    #1 is a joke and Id lay -500 there is no great ass on that
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  35. 01-03-12 08:02 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Wow destroyer you are like the coolest guy ever man, you seriously are awesome seriously bro like for reals.
    You never showed, big boy... I was ready to dance. Got my cast off early for your pansy ass and everything.
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