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    Puppy
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    Anyone keep a weapon at home besides a gun?

    im wondering what i could keep handy. i have a pretty quick dog who alerts me but what could i use in case the unimaginable happened? baseball bat, golf club? taser?

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    jjgold
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    Bow An Arrow for a long time but sold it

    Needed cash to gamble

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    dental floss

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    InTheDrink
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    5 inch pantssnake....venom stings like pepper spray

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    I keep a Sharp kitchen knife on my night stand. Also keep a baseball bat in my office

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    I own a Samarai Sword, and a couple dozen hunting knives.

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    I have a flame thrower under my bed

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    I have a flame thrower under my bed
    whats his name?

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    your mom

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    An old rifle. Doubt it works though.

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    King Mayan
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    My fists.

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    I keep a book bedside. If KM ever breaks in, I'll raise the book and he'll be perplexed and terrified at the same time. He's terrified of homework.


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    Buy a bullet and rent a gun.

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    baskets
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    What if I rent the bullet and buy the gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    What if I rent the bullet and buy the gun?
    That obviously wouldn't work....

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    Puppy
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    i have an old baseball bat but thugs all carry guns now. i think id just cower in the closet and hope they arent murdering psychopaths but just broke g's

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    UpInsmoke33
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    Why not buy a gun?

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    I got a couple of pistols, several sawed off pipes, Chinese throwing stars, keep a meat cleaver in my bottom drawer next to the guns. Swat team tries to raid my place their getting fuked up.

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    Chinese throwing stars? are they easy and accurate or do you have to practice ?

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    my protection is a rottweiler and a baseball bat.

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    25 darts. Will turn any robbery into an acupuncture session.

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    Heat seeking missle

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    My girlfriend. If someone breaks in, she will annoy them out of the house.

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    as a civilian can you own a grenade?


    might be nice to have one in case a group of mofo's came for you lol

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    Just keep the gun away from the hookers:


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    I have a hoe, machete, hatchet, and chain saw in the garage. Keep a glass of water on the night stand. That's if they can get past the beagle.

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    You can buy the needed supplies for a grenade separately, so I would think it is legal, but who knows. More and more things keep getting made illegal every day. You can't even take a drunken piss in the frozen foods section of Walmart anymore..apparently.

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    a phone with working 911

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    My fists.
    You are so gay, just admit you are a fat lazy slug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romocide View Post
    My girlfriend. If someone breaks in, she will annoy them out of the house.




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    I have a double mace hanging on the wall for decoration, but it can be quickly removed and used

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    best protection is having an ugly wife and nothing of value

    nothing worth fukking or stealing in my house

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    throwing stars

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    you dont bring a bat to a gun fight, so always a gun

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