Dear Santa,
For the past 35 years I have been good each and every year, tryin to do the right things and so fourth. Each and every Christmas it has been the same ole thing, I ask for a special gift and get some crappy gift. This year I don't want anything. Heck Santa you can basically kiss my butt. I have been a bad boy this year, and don't give 2 cents if ya bring me anything or not. I know it would be a crappy present again I am sure. So go ahead Santa and fill my stocking full of coal. I need some extra coal for my BBQ pit as it. Now maybe for once I will get what I asked for from you, a bag of Coal!
Dom75
P.S. I hope reigndeer poop flies all in your face when flying through the sky !