1. 12-20-11 07:01 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Stealing Gifts Under Tree???

    Did you ever do it???
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  2. 12-20-11 07:19 AM #2
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    Nope. Thou shall not steal.
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  3. 12-20-11 07:36 AM #3
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    Nope. The only gifts that got stolen were the ones I was supposed to get.
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  4. 12-20-11 07:38 AM #4
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    I was at some Santa thing and there were a lot of gifts under the tree, if they were not for kids I would of stole like 5

    Sticky fingers
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  5. 12-20-11 07:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was at some Santa thing and there were a lot of gifts under the tree, if they were not for kids I would of stole like 5

    Sticky fingers
    That GI Joe with the kung-fu grip was calling your name, huh?
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  6. 12-20-11 07:47 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    That GI Joe with the kung-fu grip was calling your name, huh?
    I heard it was the Barbies and My Little Ponies...
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  7. 12-20-11 07:48 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I heard it was the Barbies and My Little Ponies...
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  8. 12-20-11 08:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I heard it was the Barbies and My Little Ponies...
    SCORE!!! by Blondie!
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  9. 12-20-11 08:22 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was at some Santa thing and there were a lot of gifts under the tree, if they were not for kids I would of stole like 5

    Sticky fingers

    You are too funny. It's like going to a store and there's something there that you want so badly but simply can't afford. It's human nature to want Mr. Corbin , but tis the season to be giving. falalalala luh la la la


    = JJ at his parents house on Christmas morning, waiting to open up gifts



    then when it comes time to open up theirs, JJ mysteriously disappears into the basement and he's talking to Julio the bookie on the phone to get in some early action-----as the SBR motto goes "Business as usual"
    Last edited by will2survive; 12-20-11 at 08:27 AM.
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  10. 12-20-11 08:32 AM #10
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    This is bad

    lets get Christmas over with, the worst is coming out right now
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  11. 12-20-11 08:33 AM #11
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  12. 12-20-11 08:35 AM #12
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  13. 12-20-11 08:41 AM #13
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    I bet JJ takes the money out of the fountains also.
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  14. 12-20-11 09:29 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    I bet JJ takes the money out of the fountains also.
    lmao.. i saww some old bald guy swimming and take the quarter out of the fountain once at jersey garden it makes sense now... must of been that old fart jj gold..




    lmao... michael "sticky fingers" corbin
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  15. 12-20-11 09:30 AM #15
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    jj arent you jewish?

    you got 8 days to steal from the kids
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  16. 12-20-11 10:58 AM #16
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    I will take anything I can get my hands on
    No I do not celebrate Christmas..I will have video
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  17. 12-20-11 01:16 PM #17
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    wtf, most random topics ever you post about
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  18. 12-20-11 03:33 PM #18
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    I saw this box the other day so I was curious and slit it open with a razor when no one was looking and it was an xbox

    I wanted it sooooooooo bad but did not take it

    I am proud of myself
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  19. 12-10-13 01:49 PM #19
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    Only if Sammy was 'down' with da Man
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  20. 12-10-13 02:56 PM #20
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    Sammy I was desperate then

    SBR remove this thread
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  21. 12-10-13 02:57 PM #21
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  22. 12-10-13 03:00 PM #22
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    Oh man, stealing Christmas presents has to the the lowest.
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  23. 12-10-13 03:01 PM #23
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    Sammy I am not like that anymore

    Worry about tonights card
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  24. 12-10-13 03:04 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Oh man, stealing Christmas presents has to the the lowest.
    i dont think so, stealing flowers from gravesites is the lowest
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  25. 12-10-13 03:04 PM #25
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    Tip: always steal the lightest gift - seems counter-intuitive but the heavy ones are fukking blenders or coffee makers...

    The light one could be a diamond ring
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  26. 12-10-13 03:06 PM #26
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    When in high school rich kid I know was telling poor kid about stuff he was getting for Christmas

    Poor kid went real life grinch and tried to burglarize rich kid

    Rich kid dad held poor kid at gun point until police arrived

    poor kid got 6 do 3

    Poor as in poverty
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  27. 12-10-13 03:12 PM #27
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    Corbon you sikk fukk
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  28. 12-10-13 03:18 PM #28
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    I knew someone who stole the gifts and replaced them with dummies.

    He re-wrapped ...Returned all the gifts for cash.


    Come Christmas Day .

    He was Nowhere to be found!

    Checked himself into rehab a few days later!

    Escaped from the rehab shortly afterwards

    Called me up sometime in January ..

    Had to pick him up at gas Station about 9:00 pm by Yankeee Stadium.

    He only had a pair of shorts on and a t-shirt...and shower slides.

    Fukin dope head !
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    lol
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  31. 12-10-13 04:20 PM #31
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    One time...


    My kid wanted this real cool action figure that all the kids wanted, my wife had told me weeks ago to go get one but I forgot. So on Christmas eve of all days I decided to go find him the doll but every store was sold out. While I was out our neighbor who I wasn't too fond of took it upon himself to take my roll as father while I was out trying to get the doll. Once I came home and saw him trying to put the star on the tree I remembered that he got the same toy for his son and it was under their christmas tree. I broke in their house and stole the present, but on my way out I stopped myself. I couldn't steal from a kid. I returned the gift and had to fight a reindeer for my troubles. Later that day I put on a jetpack and flew all over the city. What a Christmas.
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  32. 12-10-13 04:21 PM #32
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    Steal all the time, SBR
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  33. 12-10-13 04:42 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    That GI Joe with the kung-fu grip was calling your name, huh?
    the sharks muscleman? Yes.
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  34. 12-10-13 04:49 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will take anything I can get my hands on
    No I do not celebrate Christmas..I will have video
    Guys dont be to hard on jj. One day he will tell you about the time he sat on santas lap when he was five. Asking for a lone ranger pistol. Santa bent down and whisperes in his ear. I got ur ranger pistol. .pretty bad scene ensued. Department store got sued and stuff. Last time jj ever wanted anything to do wirh christmas
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  35. 12-10-13 06:49 PM #35
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    Stole friends gifts from his house before.
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