[ChuckyTheGoat]

Go to Subway. Almost everyone thinks they're ok to good, tolerable at least.

Tell the cashier you want the $25 gift card deal. Ask for 5 cards w/ $5 each. She'll tell you to go get your "free 6-inch sub" before checking out. Tell them 1st, b/c it takes them 8 minutes to process it.

Go to a different clerk, the sub chef, and ask for a PREMIERE sub, like the Philly Chz Steak. Go back to the checkout cashier w/ sub. They may look stunned for a second, when they realize that the high-end subs aren't part of the deal.

Now, they're fukked, in a corner. What to do?
A) Throw out the sub, and lose $ on the ingredients. Tell you that sub doesn't qualify? You then tell them "Fukk this, cancel my order, I'll never come back again."
B) Of course, they just bite their lip and say "OK. But next time the premiere subs aren't part of the special." "Oh-oh, I had no idea."

Give out the $5 gift cards as Xmas gifts to those in the service industry (or chics you want to bang)!! ++++

[d2bets]

The 1.5 minutes it took to read this was -EV.

[onacloud]

The 1.5 minutes it took to read this was -EV.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Scam/"+EV play" same difference.

[Domestic]

Multiple free refills of your drink at Subway is all the +EV you need from them.

[milkncereal]

call subway workers chefs...giving 5 gift cards to girls you wanna bang ... not having the extra 3 bucks for steak...

especially this month they have 2 dollar 6 inch subs meatball or cold cut. Thats an awesome deal right there.

[InTheDrink]

Multiple free refills of your drink at Subway is all the +EV you need from them.

Except if you drink soda you're basically killing yourself

You're better off sticking with booze