1. 12-18-11 09:01 AM #1
    robzilla
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    Food poisoning...

    I think this is the sickest I've ever been. So far I've lost 15 lbs in 2 days. I feel like I'm dying. Saw the vid on mayan telling opie to pick uP the phone on voice mail..lol.

    Anyone got any advice on how to get over this???
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  2. 12-18-11 09:12 AM #2
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    Just gotta ride that shit out. I've had some really bad food poisoning in the past. Worst case I had lasted a whole week before I could even eat anything without having to throw it all up. Make sure you are drinking enough fluids, that's the most important thing. Sprite usually helped calm my stomach down.
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  3. 12-18-11 09:14 AM #3
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    You should probably get some electrolytes back in you. Pickup some Pedialyte from the grocery store, it'll get you rehydrated pretty rapidly. It's way better than Gatorade for doing that job.
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  4. 12-18-11 09:16 AM #4
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    just got to let it run it's course. Got food poisoning around 10 years ago right before thanksgiving. thought i was dying, it was the worse I ever felt in my life.
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  5. 12-18-11 09:17 AM #5
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    Brutal, food poisoning blows. I seem to get food poisoning more often than most. Most of the time it lasts a day or two, but like he ^ said, it will sometimes take a week to kick a bad case. Ginger ale always helps and for some reason I can hold down mashed potatoes, but could never keep anything else down.
    good luck
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  6. 12-18-11 09:17 AM #6
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    go get an IV
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  7. 12-18-11 09:21 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by robzilla View Post
    Anyone got any advice on how to get over this???
    If you can type, your fine.

    Rest and fluids. 48 hours you will be good.
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  8. 12-18-11 09:29 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    You should probably get some electrolytes back in you. Pickup some Pedialyte from the grocery store, it'll get you rehydrated pretty rapidly. It's way better than Gatorade for doing that job.
    Pedialyte is excellent for this, a lot of rest, and time is about the only way to get over this...
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  9. 12-18-11 10:10 AM #9
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    Whip up my grandmother's special concoction of Mayonaisse and raw eggs. Blend it all up and drink it all down. You'll be up and attem in no time!
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  10. 12-18-11 10:50 AM #10
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    I get food poisoning at least once every six months because my main diet is eggs and chicken 6 times a day.... But one thing I learned is a soon you start throwing up that yellow acid(empty stomach)... Start slowly drinking a Gatorade.. And if you don't throw that up.. Then you made it.
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  11. 12-18-11 11:19 AM #11
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    lol "all i eat is eggs and chicken 6 times a day cause i'm JACKED so i get food poisoning because i'm so JACKED that when i am in the gym getting JACKED i poop eggs and chicken because i'm JACKED. HEY EVERYONE I EAT A LOT OF PROTEIN SO I AM JACKED AREN'T I AWESOME"
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  12. 12-18-11 11:33 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by chargers4222 View Post
    lol "all i eat is eggs and chicken 6 times a day cause i'm JACKED so i get food poisoning because i'm so JACKED that when i am in the gym getting JACKED i poop eggs and chicken because i'm JACKED. HEY EVERYONE I EAT A LOT OF PROTEIN SO I AM JACKED AREN'T I AWESOME"
    Playah hatah??

    I was giving the kid some advice! How are the chargers by the way??
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  13. 12-18-11 11:45 AM #13
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    Mayan I can blow you fukkin over you mother fukker

    Zilla what did you eat??
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  14. 12-18-11 12:04 PM #14
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    gf just had it a month ago REALLY bad, was in hospital for 8 days....go to hospital dude....she had bad ecoli from a fancy dinner where she had king crab....awful thing just awful
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  15. 12-18-11 12:09 PM #15
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    Eat simple food men

    fuk the fancy/exotic shit
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  16. 12-18-11 12:09 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Whip up my grandmother's special concoction of Mayonaisse and raw eggs. Blend it all up and drink it all down. You'll be up and attem in no time!


    Mayo and Raw Eggs??? I think I just got food poisoning thinking about this..
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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  17. 12-18-11 01:01 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mayan I can blow you fukkin over you mother fukker

    Zilla what did you eat??
    you'll blow me?
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  18. 12-18-11 01:18 PM #18
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    Blow you over meaning I am a tough guy
    We use that phrase in Newark when when guy is tougher than the other
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  19. 12-18-11 01:23 PM #19
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    you need to make a Newark tough guy dictionary thread..
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  20. 12-18-11 02:45 PM #20
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    Mayan you would not last in Newark, I think you would get chewed alive

    We dont take well to guys that take roids and are stiff as a board when they walk

    We call guys like you mummy men
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  21. 12-18-11 02:56 PM #21
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    all you chicken leg fukks take roids in jerseeey.
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  22. 12-18-11 03:29 PM #22
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    Chicken Legs??

    I can fukkin kill you if I get you in my deadly scissor

    Zilla feel better man
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  23. 12-18-11 03:35 PM #23
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    get charcoal pills at health foods store such as whole foods

    it absourbs the toxins and you will recover several days faster

    other than that don't move to much and drink 9.5 ph water
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  24. 12-18-11 03:39 PM #24
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    smoke a joint best thing for stomach problems
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  25. 12-18-11 04:20 PM #25
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    mine usually last 1-two days, just stay in the bathroom
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  26. 12-18-11 04:23 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Chicken Legs??

    I can fukkin kill you if I get you in my deadly scissor

    Zilla feel better man
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  27. 12-18-11 06:15 PM #27
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    had some chicken noodle soup tonight... feeling a lot better.
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  28. 12-18-11 06:28 PM #28
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    Good Job Zilla

    Hey Bet it out meaning gamble away and numb your bad feelings
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  29. 12-18-11 10:19 PM #29
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    Try to get at least 2000 milligrams of vitamin C down a day.
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  30. 12-18-11 10:24 PM #30
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    drink pedialyte (gatorade has too much sodium) take some immodium, and pepto... that helped me a lot.
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  31. 12-18-11 10:27 PM #31
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    it was for sure a virus, cuz now the wife is as sick as i was.
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  32. 12-18-11 10:31 PM #32
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    15 pounds in 2 days is mostly water weight. Fluids are key son.
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