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    bettilimbroke999
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    Have any of you ever eaten a pizza hut big dinner box by yourself?

    I've eaten many whole pizzas by myself but the big dinner box is the new standard for being a pig

    For only 20 bucks for normal people or 9 bucks + points for SBR degens (15 SBR gift card + 5 bucks + 2 bucks 2 liter + 2 bucks tax + no tip ) you can have one of these delivered to your home

    It consists of 2 square medium pizzas, 5 bread sticks and 8 wings. Were you to have this for dinner and down it with a 2 liter you could literally eat one meal every 3 days and not lose weight, that's right this "dinner box" and 2 liter coke contains 6000 calories (recommended daily intake of 2000 calories).

    Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 betpoints + 18 bucks could feed you for a week

    There is on reason for an SBR degen to ever go hungry, 18 bucks and a quick google search during SBR trivia will insure you are full all week long

    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 12-18-11 at 12:18 AM.

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    Good thinking..I like it!

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    Too bad warrior is gone.

    I bet he's eaten two.

    2 bucks for a 2 liter is a bit of rip-off. You can get them for $1.49 or $1.69.

    Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 betpoints + 18 bucks could feed you for a week
    Maybe, but you'd be feeling pretty sick if all you did was eat one of these every three days. I'd like to see if anyone would survive a month of trying to do that.
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    TTWarrior check in pal

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    Well correction, SBR Store apparently only offers Papa Johns and Dominos and has jacked up the price to 200 points per gift card

    Oh well

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    6000 plus Calories, that equals to 2 pounds worth fatty added to your belly son. It's called a family meal for a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    I've eaten many whole pizzas by myself but the big dinner box is the new standard for being a pig

    For only 20 bucks for normal people or 9 bucks + points for SBR degens (15 SBR gift card + 5 bucks + 2 bucks 2 liter + 2 bucks tax + no tip ) you can have one of these delivered to your home

    It consists of 2 square medium pizzas, 5 bread sticks and 8 wings. Were you to have this for dinner and down it with a 2 liter you could literally eat one meal every 3 days and not lose weight, that's right this "dinner box" and 2 liter coke contains 6000 calories (recommended daily intake of 2000 calories).

    Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 betpoints + 18 bucks could feed you for a week

    There is on reason for an SBR degen to ever go hungry, 18 bucks and a quick google search during SBR trivia will insure you are full all week long

    reminds me of that smart car commercial... every body in the entire 30 seconds is just saying BIG... BIG ...BIG....BIG....BIG....BIG...BIG..... until the end and this skinny dude looks out at a smart car and has an epiphany says "small"... to end it.

    you can go ahead and eat something like this all by yourself... or try... and + a 2 liter by yourself?

    how early are you planning on dying son ?

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    wow I can't wait to get one thats a really good deal for $20 bones

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeOverUnder View Post
    wow I can't wait to get one thats a really good deal for $20 bones
    I must say for 20 bucks it IS a great deal, clearly not for one individual (unless you plan on only eating one meal every 3 days) but if you get a couple friends that's a fuckin huge amount of food for only 20 bucks

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    can you combine gift cards. then it'd be free.

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    I've ordered this twice. Both times, I put a layer of paper towels under the box and grease STILL seeped through to the table.

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    Pizza hut will kill their customers off at an early age with this crap.

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    a great deal if you're a heffer and a half-stepper. This is ridiculous. No man, let alone men should eat this box. Stick to snatch, fellas.

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    maybe the big box pizza is what did ttwarrior in.

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    This is one of those meals that if eaten directly B4 sleeping, you will wake up feeling horrible.

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    With meals like this fat people will never lose weight

    "Hey I've been dieting all week, I think I'll celebrate with a treat of one of those big dinner boxes, its prolly got what like 1500 calories or something"

    2 months later

    "Damn, I've been dieting for 2 months straight, I only treat myself to one big meal a week and have gained weight, I guess I just have slow metabolism"

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    Dont forget, tomato sauce is a vegetable, according to the Department of Health and Human Services.

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    betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.

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    i just got a boner seeing this

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    Does Pizza Hut still use an oil based plastic as "cheese"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.
    I'm with ya King...just finished a workout...no friggin processed trash in this body



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    I just shit myself just from looking at that mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.
    Me and creature just finished off a big dinner box each, we're wondering if you all could send us a bunch of points to buy more big boxes as an incentive to lose weight

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    Here's a video for you all to have perspective, for a 5000 calorie meal (6000 if you wash it down with a 2 Liter) its not quite as big as I thought. I could polish one of these off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bb_skoots View Post
    Pizza hut will kill their customers off at an early age with this crap.
    by the time their loyal customers die, those customer's kids will be addicted (and fat), it's a cycle.

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