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    zam77
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    What's your take on buying a vibrator for the Ms.?

    Christmas coming up, usually buy her some lingerie, but thinking about steppin' it up a notch this year. She seems to be hitting that prime and she actually has expressed some interest over last year or so. Could be a good time... but not too sure for obvious reasons

    Bad idea or good idea?

    Happy Holidays,
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    Better than her getting fukked by some other guy. Could put it in her stink hole while you're banging her

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    you can tell what people have bland sex lives by the way they answer this question.

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    pocket rocket is a good one and keep it smaller then yourself so you still are her best friend and not the dildo. One more thing buy it with a hook on it at the tip so hits her g-spot. happy hunting

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    Great gift!!!!!Keeps her busy while you watch a marathon of bowl games!!!!

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    As long as it is smaller than you. That way you are the top dog.

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    Might as well buy her a trip to the SBR Casino there Mr Sensitive

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    zammer your a sexual sikko

    I would never ever meet you

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    I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator for Christmas.
    This way if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go phuck herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Christmas coming up, usually buy her some lingerie, but thinking about steppin' it up a notch this year. She seems to be hitting that prime and she actually has expressed some interest over last year or so. Could be a good time... but not too sure for obvious reasons Bad idea or good idea? Happy Holidays, Zammer (former pro)
    Definitely yes, however, picking one out yourself and giving it to her as a present is not the way to do it. Find a tasteful shop that sells them and take her there as a surprise. Let her pick it out herself and the payoff for you will be huge.

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    They sell kits where you can make a mold of your rooster and send it in and they will send you a twin of what you have hanging above your balls. Thats the way to do it right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    They sell kits where you can make a mold of your rooster and send it in and they will send you a twin of what you have hanging above your balls. Thats the way to do it right there.
    Terrible idea. Most people don't want the same old sh!t. That is why people cheat. I'm sure he wouldn't want a mold of his wife's pussy.

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    Wow... really good advice so far.

    BTW Dirty, i'm not that fukin lame that all i'm buyin my wife for christmas is a dildo

    Dad... really? That's hilarious. I would do it.

    Goldbond... you ever need advice, call me.

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    You married a broad who didn't already own an arsenal of sex toys?

    That's too bad.

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    my wife doesn't like vibrators but she has a few dildos and butt plug. she even has a 18 inch double dong dildo named "Sully" (after the lead singer of Godsmack) that she's shared with a bartender chick we brought home one night. i like nailing her doggy style with the butt plug jammed in her ass.

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    Sully really thought he was that dude that drove the airplane into the river

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    the dangers of buy one are you wont get laid as much now...

    #1 rule, gotta make sure its not bigger than you

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    Why is it ok for girls to admit that they fukk dildos and vibrators but so strange for a guy to admit he fukks pocket pussies or a zip lock bags filled with vasoline or grape jelly???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    my wife doesn't like vibrators but she has a few dildos and butt plug. she even has a 18 inch double dong dildo named "Sully" (after the lead singer of Godsmack) that she's shared with a bartender chick we brought home one night. i like nailing her doggy style with the butt plug jammed in her ass.
    That is fukkin awesome.

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    If you buy her a vibrator don't get one that's to powerful! Because it will chip her teeth!

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    I think this is the thing Dad talked about

    http://www.clone-a-willy.eu/?tool=aw...FdAumAodRxsOlQ

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    I remember the late, great Sam Kinison doing a bit about vibrators. He ended with "bad idea, thanks to that my wife is now ******* the lawn mower."

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    i say go for it

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