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    Question about wearing a toupee...

    So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??

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    Loshak? JJ? Bronxer?

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    ppl who wear them would never change their mind. they have very low self esteem and that never changes. ive seen old guys 90+ in a nursing home with rugs that they have owned since the 50's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppy View Post
    ppl who wear them would never change their mind. they have very low self esteem and that never changes. ive seen old guys 90+ in a nursing home with rugs that they have owned since the 50's
    I don't get it. Never saw a undetectable toupee. Always look goofy and obvious. Just look like a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??

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    I got a buddy who wears the sportsman model we were standing outside smoking a cig talking to a couple girls and the wind blew it off his fukkin head he was fukkin embarrassed.. they laughed at his ass.. so did I... what a stupid fukk

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    I got a buddy who wears the sportsman model we were standing outside smoking a cig talking to a couple girls and the wind blew it off his fukkin head he was fukkin embarrassed.. they laughed at his ass.. so did I... what a stupid fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    TR......who is that in your avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    TR......who is that in your avatar?
    ttwarrior

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    Shave your whole fukking head. Problem solved.

    Deuce you are the dumbest fukkin hamburger I've ever met

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    why dont u post a photo of your noggin

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    TR......who is that in your avatar?
    my cousin
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    ttwarrior

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    anyone have a link to the boxer who got popped and his rug flew off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppy View Post
    anyone have a link to the boxer who got popped and his rug flew off?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHrGkINlKSI

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Shave your whole fukking head. Problem solved.

    Deuce you are the dumbest fukkin hamburger I've ever met
    I was told that last week you and BAUS were caught in the shit house of Woody's toe tappin for twinks????

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    I never not wore it, I take it off as you know I look like a fukkin weirdo and like 52 years old

    I rather look 32 with a 2 Dime rug on and everyone knows than vice versa

    When I move to Vegas its comes off permanently

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    dome heads

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    tough one

    shave whole head one option

    other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices

    if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect

    another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo

    get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people

    or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head

    combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better

    lots of options

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    tough one shave whole head one option other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect another thing you can do is use an intentional misdirect such as a big tattoo would be a good one like get a big tattoo on the same day you come in with no rug, the tattoo misdirects away from head and also impresses people at the same time or you could get a fake tattoo, pretend it's real, then reveal it as a fake on the same day you come in with no rug, guys paying attention to youre fake tattoos and dont notice horseshoe head combining a misdirect with the transplants under rug is even better lots of options
    some advice you will be using soon, since you could be bald soon


    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    tough one

    shave whole head one option

    other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices

    if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect

    another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo

    get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people

    or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head

    combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better

    lots of options





    Most guys that are bald hate guys like me that wear $2,000 fukkin rugs

    They do not have the fukkin cash to look good

    If I did not sell my fukkin mink pussy would be all over my rooster and face

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    some advice you will be using soon, since you could be bald soon


    hehe

    nope i will be fine

    never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing

    i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot

    will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine

    big doner area on sides key for me
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    fuk 2 dime wigs and 5 dime hair transplants

    just wear $20 yankee hat

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    Never trust a man wearing a rug. They are the shadiest people on this earth.

    Have you noticed most used car salesmen wear cheap rugs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    nope i will be fine never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine big doner area on sides key for me

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