1. 12-14-11 03:50 PM #1
    Albert Pujols
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    Few things in life are better than a Swedish massage

    I know the only massage most of you guys have ever had has been from an untrained Asian whore on a bed covered with dried semen. But you all should go get a professional massage sometime. It is 60-90 minutes of pure pleasure, followed by 5 hours of a totally stress-free relaxed feeling. It does a body good once in awhile. I just got back. I'm ready to die I feel so good.
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  2. 12-14-11 03:52 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    I know the only massage most of you guys have ever had has been from an untrained Asian whore on a bed covered with dried semen. But you all should go get a professional massage sometime. It is 60-90 minutes of pure pleasure, followed by 5 hours of a totally stress-free relaxed feeling. It does a body good once in awhile. I just got back. I'm ready to die I feel so good.
    Happy ending???
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    only had them from asian whores. sounds nice though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djstucky View Post
    Happy ending???
    No, man. If you get a good pro, sex is the farthest thing from your mind.
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  5. 12-14-11 04:33 PM #5
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    It helps with so many other things too. Feel depressed? Try feeling depressed after a massage. You can't. Tough loss last night? You will forget about it. It's all about wellness, fellas.
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    Nothing much better than hot Swedish girls.
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  11. 12-14-11 04:40 PM #11
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  12. 12-14-11 04:44 PM #12
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    Tiger Woods takes Swedish models and dumps them in the trash can before banging McDonald's managers in a minivan in the parking lot next to the dumpster he threw his wife in.
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