1. 12-13-11 07:39 PM #1
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    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

    Doctor: "What happened?"
    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
    Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
    your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
    to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
    drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he
    didn't touch me!"
    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your fukkin mouth shut helps?"
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  2. 12-13-11 07:43 PM #2
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  3. 12-13-11 07:49 PM #3
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    Absolutely too funny.
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  4. 12-13-11 07:55 PM #4
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    impossible to get drunk on budlite.
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  5. 12-13-11 08:02 PM #5
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  6. 12-13-11 08:05 PM #6
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  7. 12-13-11 08:08 PM #7
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    I gotta remember this one. Too funny!
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  8. 12-13-11 08:09 PM #8
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  9. 12-13-11 10:34 PM #9
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  10. 12-13-11 10:35 PM #10
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    not bad!
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  11. 12-13-11 10:43 PM #11
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    ;lol
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  12. 12-13-11 10:45 PM #12
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    Women are the worst. **** feminism.
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  13. 12-13-11 11:32 PM #13
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    there were great reasons why the world was the way it was. it was based on thousands of years of experience and the reality of nature.
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  14. 12-14-11 12:02 AM #14
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    Like any of you asperger's cases would dare so much as raise your voice to a woman if you ever had one. Doormats.
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  15. 12-14-11 08:16 AM #15
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    beautiful.
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  16. 12-14-11 01:21 PM #16
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    Dad, I stole this one. It is too funny.
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  17. 12-14-11 01:54 PM #17
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