1. 12-12-11 07:50 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    Can't make this shit up, I just got busted

    jerking off with suave lotion and door is shut and ******* cousins and nieces came over, bust through the door and about 5 14-16 year old chicks bust me. Never heard anyone pull up , any door or anything. Just barged in

    Almost like the time i got busted back in 94 when i was jerking off doggy style and got busted by about 15 cheerleaders . Only thing diff is about 140 pounds and ring around the dick is darker.


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  2. 12-12-11 07:51 PM #2
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    you left the door unlocked with a sign that said free money or some shit like that.
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  3. 12-12-11 07:53 PM #3
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    i was in my room. Doors are unlocked
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  4. 12-12-11 07:54 PM #4
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    They probably smelled what appeared to be burning bacon and followed it.
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  5. 12-12-11 07:56 PM #5
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    This is why grown men should have a house and not 'a room' with posters of Pete Sampras.

    You should really look into that.
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  6. 12-12-11 07:58 PM #6
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    Dear God you've scarred those kids for life.
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  7. 12-12-11 08:05 PM #7
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    poor kids will never recover. I guarantee at least 3 of the 5 will now end up as sexual deviants and will be registered sex offenders.
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  8. 12-12-11 08:05 PM #8
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    sbr john should refuse to pay u for this failure of a thread
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  9. 12-12-11 08:10 PM #9
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    I am surprised you could find your dick.

    I also didn't realize you owned a pair of tweezers and a microscope.

    Walker owes you points for such a feat.
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  10. 12-12-11 08:37 PM #10
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    Flagged
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  11. 12-13-11 09:19 AM #11
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    If this story was true, which it's not, those girls would all lesbians now.
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  12. 12-13-11 09:33 AM #12
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    But did u finish?
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  13. 12-13-11 10:30 AM #13
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    Fake and gay
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  14. 12-13-11 10:32 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    But did u finish?
    After spending all that time trying to find a picture of a dude sucking off a horse on the interweb, you bet he finished.
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  15. 12-13-11 04:21 PM #15
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    nope, had to wait about 2 hours
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  16. 12-13-11 05:03 PM #16
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    more heard from the child molester
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  17. 12-13-11 05:04 PM #17
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    We dont need to hear about this shit dude.
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  18. 12-13-11 05:42 PM #18
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    Dude, i was with my girlfriend last night, going to have sex for the first time with her, but i couldnt' ******* get it up.

    I tell her I'm going to the bathroom to see what I can do, and end up cumming all over myself. The walk of shame back into the bedroom was ridiculous.
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  19. 12-13-11 06:26 PM #19
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    wow
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