[doublej95]

Hey


Your a good guy and that is why I am going to you here, as you are aware I am in love with Shari for real. All I do is think about her day and fukkin night.
I just do not want to fuk her, I actually want to make love to her like a real guy and gal do. Now I am not real experienced in bed as you are aware as not having been laid in over 14 years but I watch a ton of porn so have a clue what to do. I do not want to bore you here with all the details. I am coming to you so you can help and use your experience so I can hook Shari. All she does is reject me in e-mails all the time. I have written to her over 150 times this year and just strike out, she only wrote back 5 times out of those 150 and basically said this ""JJ your a nice guy but your not my type, I am looking more for a corporate personality/type that has a good head on his shouder, jj you do not even have a job and also I find it real weird you want me to move in with you and we never met. It is kind of creepy also you e-mail me all the time, like I said your a nice guy but I am not interested, I am sure you will find the girl of your dreams"


Ok guy you see what I mean??? It seems she is not interested but a small piece of me thinks she is in love with me and madly in love.
Do you think being small hurts me??? I measured it the other day and got it stretched to 2.7" which I guess is better than 2.5", my girth is still thin but many have said if you know how to use it your fine, well I read that in some magazine called "Sexual Cats in Bed" I have shaved around the area also to make it look bigger, heck I was born small.One of reasons I do not wear condoms is because they always come off man or too much at top that just droops and I look like a fukkin dick and makes it 1000x worse. The thing is they do not make small ones....well whatever



I think my personality is fine, do you know what I am doing wrong??? Do you have any advice for me??
Should I send her flowers or maybe a bracelet?

I swear if you can help me I will always be in debted and if we ever meet will treat you to top shelf hookers and liquor (Blackberry Brandy)
I cannot get my mind off her....actually I simulate we are together especially in bed when watching porn, I pretend the other woman is Shari and the guy is me.

Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out



Its the holidays man and I have no one to be with, anyway happy holidays and if you can help me or talk with her and put in a good word I would appreciate it.


Thanks


Mike Corbin

[wtf]

i actually replied to it

[teaserpleaser]

Lol i was going to reply fukkin jj

[BIGDAY]

It was Shari. She highjacked the account.

She might actually want him!

[doublej95]

i actually replied to it

What was your advice?

[jjgold]

You mother fukker DoubleJ
I do not have PM's they are fukkin banned ..Walker banned them years ago because he accused me of booking numbers

DoubleJ you mother fukker I did not write that and not my style

[firedawg]

jj

[PAULYPOKER]

This was a test to see who he could trust on this forum and you fukks thru him under the bus............

[wtf]

What was your advice?

told him to forget her

and focus on getting some filipina

[BIGDAY]

What was your advice?

I told him after I got done with him, he'd have so many woman options that He would probably forget about Shari.

Good work coach.

[doublej95]

You mother fukker DoubleJ
I do not have PM's they are fukkin banned ..Walker banned them years ago because he accused me of booking numbers

DoubleJ you mother fukker I did not write that and not my style

jj pull yourself together, love is making you out of control.

[jjgold]

DoubleJ why would I spend hrs sending PM's to guys??

I post everything in players talk and it would take like 3 minutes

[MartinBlank]

I don't believe this for a second. No way JJ would write that.

He is waist deep in tail, and while Shari is a great woman---I am certain JJ can find a woman worthy of his "shortcomings".

JJ----call me. Let's get this sorted out.

[doublej95]

DoubleJ why would I spend hrs sending PM's to guys??

I post everything in players talk and it would take like 3 minutes

no tail in 14 years and a 2.5" rooster it would take you 30 seconds, tops.

[sneak-a-peak]

is shari hot

[ttrace35]

I thought he sent it to me because he recognized a real pimp.

[chilidog]

I don't believe this for a second. No way JJ would write that.

He is waist deep in tail, and while Shari is a great woman---I am certain JJ can find a woman worthy of his "shortcomings".

JJ----call me. Let's get this sorted out.

I got the same PM.

[PAULYPOKER]

I thought he sent it to me because he recognized a real pimp.

[Tech N9ne]

I think JJ was set up


Notice the spelling in the PM

No words were misspelled

[PAULYPOKER]

OP did it....................

[jjgold]

It had to be Loshak because he is a fukkin sneak

Chilli it looks like you played around with a screen shot and put my name in your PM

[opie1988]

Unreal this guy.

[Dirty Sanchez]

no tail in 14 years and a 2.5" rooster it would take you 30 seconds, tops.

DJ...So the part that says "Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out" never entered your thought process? Now there's some loyalty for ya

[doublej95]

DJ...So the part that says "Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out" never entered your thought process? Now there's some loyalty for ya

Well I kinda knew it was a mass pm so I figured it was not that confidential and he was putting his faith in only me.

[obamaismyuncle]

this is the type of garbage that turns this site into a Facebook type pile of shit

[JMobile]

I don't believe this for a second. No way JJ would write that.

He is waist deep in tail, and while Shari is a great woman---I am certain JJ can find a woman worthy of his "shortcomings".

JJ----call me. Let's get this sorted out.

Screenshot is kind of small, but this was in my box this morning. JJ, if you really wanna pound some vagina, call me.

[PAULYPOKER]

I just forwarded my pm to Shari,figuring this would help JJ out in the best way...........

[doublej95]

I just forwarded my pm to Shari,figuring this would help JJ out in the best way...........

that should do the trick, she just might catch a flight to Jersey tonight.

[jjgold]

DJ...So the part that says "Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out" never entered your thought process? Now there's some loyalty for ya

Sanchez I will rip your fukkin head off if we ever are both at a bash together

Here is my advice to you...if I am there DO NOT GO

[Dirty Sanchez]

Well I kinda knew it was a mass pm so I figured it was not that confidential and he was putting his faith in only me.

Solid reasoning

[wtf]

Sanchez I will rip your fukkin head off if we ever are both at a bash together Here is my advice to you...if I am there DO NOT GO

u r a clown and a buffoon , u r doing NOTHING

[teaserpleaser]

I thought he sent it to me because he recognized a real pimp.

Yeah me too

[teaserpleaser]

So who spent the time adding everybodys name to pms? And my pms are turned off jj is a mod?

[JMobile]

It had to be Loshak because he is a fukkin sneak

Chilli it looks like you played around with a screen shot and put my name in your PM

Then I think I was playing around too with my screenshot.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Sanchez I will rip your fukkin head off if we ever are both at a bash together

Here is my advice to you...if I am there DO NOT GO

Me? What the heck I didn't post anything...numbnuts...I was sort of defending you On the 2nd part I'm not worried because I would stomp your ass quicker than you could glue that dead rat back on your head