Met A Female Online and FINALLY Got A Date!!!

[sourtwist]

Guy has a lot of creativity with his bullshit stories. The fabricated stories are usually more interesting. Seaweed, come to NY and ill show you how its done in real life.

[Seaweed]

this sounds like a really good idea

lucky SOB

Thanks man!

[itchypickle]

We can see the first date already.....

[Seaweed]

So i just sent a follow up message and we are talking dirty already. This might be easier than it seems. I'll post our convo here for all of you to give opinions.

Me: Hey, Eliza! Can i call you a lies a?

Her: lol darlin u can call me anythin u want

Me: Are you still cuming over this Saturday for coffee and a movie?

Her: Lol you naughty!

Me: One second, my grandma is calling me i'll brb

Her: Aw that's cute. My granny can't even use a one of dem phones

Her: Ok so what time Sat?

Me: After the Texas A & M game so around 7:30. I bet it so i have to watch.

Her: kk sounds perf! You do ur thang.

Me: Can you send me a picture so you don't feel like a stranger when i see you?

Her: Baby i don't have a cam sry xo. Gotta run now meetin a friend, we talk later! Muah!

Me. Talk later

[ByeShea]

The only thing is she does not have an uploaded picture yet either but in her description she has "non-smoker with a few extra pounds". I'm not sure if i should take that as a warning sign or not?

Warning sign? No. That's John Gotti leaving a striped bass on your front step.

[sourtwist]

Seaweed you need to be punished. After im done banging grandma, we usually talk for a few minutes after she catches her breath. Im going to have to tell her that her grandson is a homo and makes up fairy tale stories to tell his friends on the forum.

[konck]

Please send this an all of seawarts ho Moe threads to the gay forum from here on out

[Booya711]

This from the dimbfukk that said he was done with storytelling...

I'm sure her pet name is bottomdad...

[Fidel_CashFlow]

for so many people disliking Seaweed.

It sure is hard to find one of his threads that DOESN'T make it at least 2 pages.

Guess he is doing something right

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

if people can't read this and laugh, there is no hope for them...it's not like seaweed is posting this in the think tank.

[Russian Rocket]

this story telling clown needs to be shot in a groin

[Let's Go Rangers]

So i just sent a follow up message and we are talking dirty already. This might be easier than it seems. I'll post our convo here for all of you to give opinions.

Me: Hey, Eliza! Can i call you a lies a?

Her: lol darlin u can call me anythin u want

Me: Are you still cuming over this Saturday for coffee and a movie?

Her: Lol you naughty!

Me: One second, my grandma is calling me i'll brb

Her: Aw that's cute. My granny can't even use a one of dem phones

Her: Ok so what time Sat?

Me: After the Texas A & M game so around 7:30. I bet it so i have to watch.

Her: kk sounds perf! You do ur thang.

Me: Can you send me a picture so you don't feel like a stranger when i see you?

Her: Baby i don't have a cam sry xo. Gotta run now meetin a friend, we talk later! Muah!

Me. Talk later

much better than the note BottomDad left you with the :-).

she sounds like a keeper

[Let's Go Rangers]

for so many people disliking Seaweed.

It sure is hard to find one of his threads that DOESN'T make it at least 2 pages.

Guess he is doing something right

[Let's Go Rangers]

this story telling clown needs to be shot in a groin

what if they miss ?
The bullet may hit you in the head while you are on your knees performing fellatio

[Russian Rocket]

what if they miss ?
The bullet may hit you in the head while you are on your knees performing fellatio

ohh how fukking cute- you made a joke...HA-HA-HA

[Seaweed]

ohh how fukking cute- you made a joke...HA-HA-HA

Russia are you jealous that i will be hooking up??

[Russian Rocket]

Russia are you jealous that i will be hooking up??

Seaweed ask yourself, can anyone really be jealous of someone who looks like this?

[cashin81]

....

[ArchieBunker]

Seaweed you confessed a while ago of making up stories so provide pictures your credibility has been lost can't respect a bullshitter.

[ArchieBunker]

Wait your ripping off Moneyshot for attention

[ParlayininHTown]

if people can't read this and laugh, there is no hope for them...it's not like seaweed is posting this in the think tank.

Tell me something I don't know about myself.

[Russian Rocket]

Wait your ripping off Moneyshot for attention

at least MoneyShot knows how to pick a winner

[cashin81]

Rockster shall i watch planes trains and automobiles?
rockster im not sure
rockster i have fond memories but i fear it will be dated

[ArchieBunker]

at least MoneyShot knows how to pick a winner

Easy on Weeder he caps like the Leafs play hockey

[ArchieBunker]

If true here is to the future Mrs

Leafs

[pronk]

Is she polish?

[ArchieBunker]

Haven't seen your fades
Don't give up like the Leafs

[Seaweed]

She finally sent me some pictures. Wow.

[cashin81]

[ArchieBunker]

Song for you

[Seaweed]

http://i.imgur.com/dYovs41.jpg

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Alfred is a good friend.

[Seaweed]

http://i.imgur.com/Rrll8Is.jpg

[Seaweed]

What do you guys think? She looks a bit bubbly

[Seaweed]

http://i.imgur.com/DHkxHd7.jpg