So i joined an online matching site (pof) and I made a profile without uploading a picture and after a few hours of messaging different women I finally just got a response from one and after a little chat, i set something up for this Saturday! I have the place to myself for the evening so i invited her over for coffee. She didn't hesitate and agreed to the date. I used coffee as an excuse for a date, but obviously nobody drinks coffee at night so I believe she wants to have sex. From what i got so far, she is 28 years old and her name is Eliza. The only thing is she does not have an uploaded picture yet either but in her description she has "non-smoker with a few extra pounds". I'm not sure if i should take that as a warning sign or not? Is it rude to ask her to send a picture before our date? I really hope we can have sex when she comes over.
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I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong. Good luck.Comment -
bust a nut for me
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pof = rejected oysters seeking pleasure . /threadComment -
Is she black?Comment -
Eliza.. shes defiantly a huge black lady. either that or a dude. whats your game plan for both seaweed?Comment -
Seaweed, please update us on the kind of coffee you two drink.Comment -
Was your profile on there as fake and pathetic as the one you have created on this forum you pathetic piece of shit?Comment -
Huge black lady? what makes you say that? Well my goal is to go all the way no matter how she looks. I have never done this before. I want to impress her. Before she comes over I am going to invite my friend Alfred over to go into the basement. When she comes I am going to know what type of lady she is based on whether she knocks or rings. Ringers are more respectful where people who knock are more aggressive in nature. From then, I would open the door for her with reggae music in the background. This will relax the atmosphere. After she enters I would show her my grandmother's kettle in the kitchen and let her know to join me in the bedroom with our coffee when she is finished because that is the only room with a television. She can't refuse as we will be having coffee over a movie. The movie I have chosen will be Sleepless in Seattle. Something boring, but not too boring where my lack of taste becomes questioned. Just boring enough to get her attention on me and gradually horny. At this point, my friend Alfred in the basement will cut the power in my home from the fuse box. Eliza will most likely believe the power to be out in our home, making her scared and seeking comfort. This will draw her closer to me, and is a +even gamble heading into sex to have the lights off. My friend will hopefully stay downstairs until I work my magic upstairs. I still have lots of planning to do to make sure everything goes as planned. I can't afford to blow this one.Comment -
Sellweed you wrote that@3am. Unfukkinreal palComment -
Lets get into what's really important Weeder.
How big is your c0ck?Comment -
Canadians are on the metric systemComment -
I'll keep everyone updated as events unfoldComment -
didn't know they offered web browsing for people in prison, if Eliza "works" at the Penitentiary...go in pleaseComment -
Kid what you talking about? Shes notComment -
Saintsfan's wife responded good luck on saturdayComment -
There are no white people from Trinidad. At least not anymore.
Fat girls say their body type is "Average" on pof. "A few extra pounds" is scary.
That's all assuming this whole thing is real, which it isn't.
Dance, you beautiful monkeys!Comment -
Have a great date Seaweed
Im sure she is a lovely lady and you two will hit it off.
Where is Granny?
I hope she is ok
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No!
No!
No! No! No! No! No!
Fukk no!
This cannot be happening. It's Bull shit!
How the fukk can this guy get a date off a site like POF that quickly, while I'm still begging for a girl to just send me a message, look in my direction, or simply acknowledge my existence?
Fukk you, Weed Man. Hope you're happy.
Unbelievable ...Comment -
Try ParlayininHTown Nation
Seaweeds popularity and notoriety exploded once Seaweed Nation was formed
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what a sad state of affairs..this poor lonely kid making these "look at me" threads daily...russian rocket, have one of your associates off this waste of life alreadyComment -
this sounds like a really good idea
lucky SOBComment -
I was really hoping Parlayin made this thread
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I thought you said Grannie was a made up characterComment
needed a good 3am lol. thats too ridiculous to even be true
