1. 12-10-11 02:51 PM #1
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    Just thought of the best invention ever

    Every guy in America will want it. Who wants in
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  2. 12-10-11 02:55 PM #2
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    Is it a toilet seat warmer?
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  3. 12-10-11 03:00 PM #3
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    Lol no but it does involve the toilet
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  4. 12-10-11 03:01 PM #4
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    Lets hear it.
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  5. 12-10-11 03:01 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    Lol no but it does involve the toilet
    The 3 seashells in Demolition Man?
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    lets hear it.
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  7. 12-10-11 03:04 PM #7
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    Ahh fukk just did a little research and there's already a patent for it wtf. Why don't they make it then.

    Anyway my idea was a universal toilet seat step. Much like a step to open a rubbish can lid, same idea would be applied for the toilet seat.
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  8. 12-10-11 03:06 PM #8
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    i need a toiled bad right at this very moment... but im waiting till halftime of the buckeyes game and clenching
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    Look for a patent on a toilet seat warmer. I'm telling you you'll make a fortune.
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  10. 12-10-11 03:08 PM #10
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    My gf yells at me everyday bc I forget to put the seat back down, or bc I am too lazy and don't put the seat up at all to pee. There is always some "drippings" left on the seat, she sits on it, I get chewed out..... Everyday same thing

    Can also make the pitch to germ freaks who don't have to touch the seat at all
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    Since I was real young I always thought of an invention of when it is about to snow you roll out a mat that's slightly heated on your driveway. Basically like a all weather heating blanket for your drive way.....never have to snow blow your driveway or worry about ice again.
    I looked into it a few years ago and saw it was already made. I think I first thought of it in like 1995.....but I missed my time
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    The fukk who owns my toilet seat step idea could be rich. Wtf is he doing. So simple to make. Just put one commercial on espn and you're set for life
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    My gf yells at me everyday bc I forget to put the seat back down, or bc I am too lazy and don't put the seat up at all to pee. There is always some "drippings" left on the seat, she sits on it, I get chewed out..... Everyday same thing

    Can also make the pitch to germ freaks who don't have to touch the seat at all
    Why is your girlfriend too fukking lazy to put the toilet seat back down? I never understood this, really. I dont know about you but i always look at the seat before i sit. Totally her fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    My gf yells at me everyday bc I forget to put the seat back down, or bc I am too lazy and don't put the seat up at all to pee. There is always some "drippings" left on the seat, she sits on it, I get chewed out..... Everyday same thing

    Can also make the pitch to germ freaks who don't have to touch the seat at all
    So, let's say the seat lid was down. Is your gf going to sit on it and pee everywhere? No, she's going to raise the seat lid to sit down. Her excuse is invalid.

    My wife and I each have our own bathrooms anyway. I like it that way.
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