1. 02-09-09 02:40 PM #1
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    fiveteamer's tip of the day

    when having sex with a girl when on her period, make sure the lights are out.

    god bless.
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  2. 02-09-09 02:42 PM #2
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    You still have to clean up afterwards, think I have a tampon under my bed right now
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  3. 02-09-09 02:42 PM #3
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    OK that was disgusting TG.
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  4. 02-09-09 02:43 PM #4
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    Not a joke either unfortunately bread, I have not went a week without getting any in 2 yrs gotta do what I gotta do period or not
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  5. 02-09-09 02:45 PM #5
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    Listen, the point is that if I catch a glimpse of the chunky redness, the game is over for me.

    I'd rather just think "wow, she's super wet!"

    god bless.
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  6. 02-09-09 02:47 PM #6
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    **** her in the shower
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  7. 02-09-09 02:52 PM #7
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    **** her in the ass
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  8. 02-09-09 02:52 PM #8
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    That can go either way ryan had some bad experiences with that but eliminates clean up at least

    Pavy if you can do it in the ass you can do it on her period
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  9. 02-09-09 02:56 PM #9
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    Thanks for the tip.
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  10. 02-09-09 02:59 PM #10
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    id rather jack my rooster then **** a chick on her period
    in fact, id rather jack my rooster then do most other shit, its faster and easier and saves cash
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  11. 02-09-09 02:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    Listen, the point is that if I catch a glimpse of the chunky redness, the game is over for me.

    I'd rather just think "wow, she's super wet!"

    god bless.
    Gotta agree, ignorance is bliss. You then wipe it off while the lights are still out and voila - just like regular fun.
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  12. 02-09-09 03:03 PM #12
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    one time i was banging a girl and she bled all over the place, felt bad, and bought me madden 07 to make it up to me

    i liked her,
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  13. 02-09-09 03:30 PM #13
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    You guys need to tap into your inner hunter-gatherer. Doing a bitch on her period is our modern day equivalent of "bloodying the spear," and should be celebrated. Leave the lights on, enjoy yourself, relive the thrill of the hunt and the heady brew which is the victory of the kill. Get some of that shit on your fingers and put it on as war paint, then shower with her afterwards. This is man at his most man, fellas. Rejoice and be glad.

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  14. 02-09-09 03:34 PM #14
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    RogueScholar - please don't do your own tip of the dear, Hedgehog's head will explode.
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  15. 02-09-09 03:40 PM #15
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    You hadn't heard, Taco? I banished HedgeHog, he doesn't come here anymore.
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  16. 02-09-09 03:44 PM #16
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    if i wanted blood on my dong, id **** a dude
    i dont want either.
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  17. 02-09-09 03:47 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanXL977 View Post
    one time i was banging a girl and she bled all over the place, felt bad, and bought me madden 07 to make it up to me

    i liked her,
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  18. 02-09-09 03:54 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    Listen, the point is that if I catch a glimpse of the chunky redness, the game is over for me.

    I'd rather just think "wow, she's super wet!"

    god bless.

    Fiver, have you earned your "red wings" yet?

    C'mon pal, fess up.

    Allah Akbar.

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  19. 02-09-09 03:58 PM #19
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    any dude who eats pussy while it bleeds is gross
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  20. 02-09-09 03:59 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanXL977 View Post
    any dude who eats pussy while it bleeds is gross
    Please tell me u havent been down that road?
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  21. 02-09-09 04:01 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanXL977 View Post
    any dude who eats pussy while it bleeds is gross
    after going down on my girl while she's menstruating I get a strong urge to eat a steak done rare, blood is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gm2022 View Post
    Please tell me u havent been down that road?

    Ever had a nosebleed and swallow some blood?

    Tastes/feels exactly the same.

    I expect my girl to swallow, so why wouldn't I eat her oyster while she's on the rag?
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  23. 02-09-09 04:03 PM #23
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    no gm, i havent done that
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  24. 02-09-09 04:04 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanXL977 View Post
    no gm, i havent done that - YET, but plommers reply is giving me cravings.
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  25. 02-09-09 04:06 PM #25
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    i dont care if my girl swallows
    if she wants to suck on my dick for me, she can do whatever she wants with the ***
    why the **** do i care if she swallows
    and if i eat her beaver, there is beaverjuice in there, i dont need blood as well
    unless she wants me to shit on her ****ing face, i wont be eating her bloody beaver

    i dont know any girls who want a guy to eat them out while they bleed anyhow, thats disgusting
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  26. 02-09-09 04:07 PM #26
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    plommer
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    Quote Originally Posted by RogueJuror View Post
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    Rogie, we vampires have to stick together.
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  28. 02-09-09 04:10 PM #28
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    Beaverjuice, I love it!

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  29. 02-09-09 04:14 PM #29
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    i know thats now your thing RS, and thats fine with me, but i aint eating blood , period.

    no pun intended

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    Whats a little blood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tullamore View Post
    Whats a little blood?
    exactly!

    these guys are wimps. bodily fluids are natures treat.

    if you thought a milk moustache was cool, try a blood moustache, way cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RogueScholar View Post
    Beaverjuice, I love it!

    In the movie "Beaverjuice" if you said it three times fast something happened.
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    Bump for the rogue's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Bump for the rogue's!
    Does Cuban blood taste different, than Canadian blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tullamore View Post
    Does Cuban blood taste different, than Canadian blood.
    It's spicier, and less fat.
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