in today's Geno's Takes... one of my most favorites jokes from my set... "Happy Pearl Harbor day to everyone and a very special birthday shout out to our first state and my former residence, Delaware, who on this day in 1787 got the ball rolling on that whole “United States” thing. Pearl Harbor was one of the rare days we celebrated in my house because my old man was in the war, World War II, so we only celebrated three big holidays in my house. Obviously one was the 4th of July and we’d have the biggest fireworks display on the block, the second was Labor day, as that was actually when the war ended so we’d have a huge barbecue; and the third was Pearl Harbor Day where we’d order Japanese food and then kick the living hell out of the delivery guy while dad screamed who’s surprised now, you bastard! One year we kept the delivery guy in the hull of our PT boat for 6 months.