Originally Posted by
Swinging Johnson
Review the wine list for my MNF soiree
Call Pablo to have my fleet of Maybachs detailed
Call my driver to whisk me to lunch at the Four Seasons and immediately send back my entree once it arrives
Take a call from Tommy Hicks about offseason acquisitions. When he calls I'll say "Do I know you?" and the hilarity will ensue.
Request a home cooked meal from the little woman and then toss the plate while yelling, "Swill!"
Berate the maid for not making my bed with 1000 count Egyptian cotton linens as I've explicity instructed even though I didn't. What fun torturing the help!~
Go to bed and dream of ways of making my teeth even brighter.
-Woops, that was Opie's schedule. My bad.