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    King Mayan
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    FlyingIllini, where do I get that firme nose candy in Vegas??

    Firme hoodrats on deck.. Need some party powder pronto.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Firme hoodrats on deck.. Need some party powder pronto.
    Mayan....Aren't you like 37, and married w/ kids, pal??

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    cmon opie what happens in vegas stays in vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Mayan....Aren't you like 37, and married w/ kids, pal??
    I'm 29 opie..And I'm already training for our big showdown..

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    FWIW, some 55 year old black guy that looked like a witch doctor offered me blow in the bathroom at Wild Bill's Gambling Hall or whatever next to Bally's at like 4:30 in the morning. Thought I was getting shived, no joke.

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    ask the valet...or a hooker

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    Thanks illini

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    ask the valet...or a hooker


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    when your vegas bf is banging your ass ask him then, he will be loving you

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    guy you could have found a connect on the sw flight with all the hookers. i check in late just to get a c boarding pass. middle seat is key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    when your vegas bf is banging your ass ask him then, he will be loving you
    You're a dead Chinese man.

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    Firme?

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    almost time to move back to vegas

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    vegas is good for 1-2 days. then it sucks

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    Shut the fuk up Mayan, and go suck Illinis dik somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Shut the fuk up Mayan, and go suck Illinis dik somewhere else.
    Ace I'm cashing out right now... After this I'm going to kick your Nazi ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Shut the fuk up Mayan, and go suck Illinis dik somewhere else.

    Nice avatar....If your're into Lawn Fairies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Ace I'm cashing out right now... After this I'm going to kick your Nazi ass.
    Good Luck with that. I'll drag your ugly face back over the boarder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Good Luck with that. I'll drag your ugly face back over the boarder.
    what a clown.

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    Mayan I will **** u up. Deep down Ur just a fat kid
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    internet tough guys. smash them keyboards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crzbrave View Post
    internet tough guys. smash them keyboards...
    just an absolute riot...screen-fighters....keep up the good work boys....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crzbrave View Post
    internet tough guys. smash them keyboards...
    yeah no shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm 29 opie..And I'm already training for our big showdown..
    3 pushups and 1 sit up

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    3 pushups and 1 sit up


    29 my ass!

    I saw this fools pic....he's whiter than Noser & myself, and looks like he's well into his mid-40's.

    I bet he's never even been to Vegas.

    Mayan....let me know next time you're in LV. I'll stop by and put you to sleep for a few hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    29 my ass! I saw this fools pic....he's whiter than Noser & myself, and looks like he's well into his mid-40's. I bet he's never even been to Vegas. Mayan....let me know next time you're in LV. I'll stop by and put you to sleep for a few hours.


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    mayan sure talks tough and if fights were won on internet he would never lose

    Odds he would got to Vegas and fight Opie are not that good

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    29 my ass!

    I saw this fools pic....he's whiter than Noser & myself, and looks like he's well into his mid-40's.

    I bet he's never even been to Vegas.

    Mayan....let me know next time you're in LV. I'll stop by and put you to sleep for a few hours.
    Mayan, are you going to let this gringo speak to you like that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    29 my ass!

    I saw this fools pic....he's whiter than Noser & myself, and looks like he's well into his mid-40's.

    I bet he's never even been to Vegas.

    Mayan....let me know next time you're in LV. I'll stop by and put you to sleep for a few hours.

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    The guy in that parking lot was not Mayan and those pics un gym are not Mayan??? I thought it was him.

    Opie you serious????

    He is in his 40's and white?????

    Unreal

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    Mid to late 40's minimum. Wouldn't be shocked if he was 50.

    Very white. Overweight, but not fat.

    This has all been confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Mid to late 40's minimum. Wouldn't be shocked if he was 50.

    Very white. Overweight, but not fat.

    This has all been confirmed.
    Glad to see JJ has a wingman now

    Old man was really losing his touch around here

    Little guy needed a second in command

    Way to step up pal

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    i just laugh at/feel so bad for anyone anywhere in the states trying to score clauvo

    scrambling, begging, busting youre ass trying to find some sh*t for 100 bux a g your lucky if its not 90% ground up nodoz or whatever

    just sad


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    oh the queen with more of her fuzzy math, now she cannot count past the number 29

    shes been stuck there for over a decade now

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    fukken clowns... Anybody that wants a good pounding.... Give me a call.

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