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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fuk

    Why can't this be me?????

    One fukkin time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    At the first sign of crazy.....they got to go.
    That'll make it tough to ever find a keeper!

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    Lots of crazy ex GF's. My last has caused me a lot of financial and legal problems over the past two years. This bitch is lucky I haven't killed her

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    The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.

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    Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on me through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.

    Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.

    Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
    Last edited by neverstoppers23; 11-18-11 at 02:40 AM.

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    Girlfriend?

    Who the fukk has girlfriends anymore?

    Girlfriends are obsolete

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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    Well. Its not a girl friend. Its not even a partner, its this boy. He is not getting my hints that i am not interested in him, and he keeps hitting on my through texts and cell phone. Hell even when we hang out, he tries to take it to the next level just drive me ******* crazy.

    Not to mention i come to find out, that he F'd one of our teachers in highschool a few years ago.

    Lots of other stuff I could post, but yeah. Don't want to gross anybody out.
    damnit, scholar...get the fukking hint!

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    I love it. You're asking for love advise on a gambler's forum.




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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nickel kind of
    Never went all the way
    oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
    pre ***
    Pre ***!

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    I can't get my wife to spend anytime with me. Its been weeks since I've had a 10 minute conversation with old "what's her name?".
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    Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
    Man how good would that feel??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsguy04 View Post
    The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.

    Yea, sure sounds worth it......



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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsguy04 View Post
    The best part is these crazy chicks are freaky in bed and always dtf.
    Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Sad but true.... Anybody who has dated a crazy knows they are awesome in bed. Its how they trap you

    You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    You ever dated a "normal" girl that's good in bed? It's how they trap you.
    No ” normal” girls know im trouble.

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    LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:

    1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
    a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
    If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail

    2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something

    3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times

    4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently

    5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"

    You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
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    All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.

    Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    All the hot ones are crazy, but you enabled her to get to this point earlier in your relationship.

    Should of put a stop to this kind of behavior before you got serious.
    Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down
    IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.

    I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.

    Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Not always as easy as that when there are 20+ dudes blowing up her cell phone, dropping by leaving notes on her car. Im far from pussy whipped but if you are dating a 8.5 or above who is a crazy chick you' ll be taking some shit...., in my case chick was into bondage, submission, and liked to bite hard. Small price to pay though. Point is Hot crazy chicks are in demand, high demand from what ive seen good luck putting your foot down

    Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.

    Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.

    I guess I should go talk to the wife.

  21. #56
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    She is a female.
    they are all crazy.
    They lack the special chromosome that makes them sane like us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    rogaine and braces

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Wow never knew that was considered awesome in bed was characterized.

    Apparently I've been missing out on "awesome" sex.

    I guess I should go talk to the wife.
    Its not awesome it hurts i hated that shit and bites leave scars ... you married too young imo you are early/mid 20' s??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    IMO all 8.5's are crazy. They are so into themselves I don't even bother most of the time.

    I'm not saying you need to put your foot down, you simply need to play the game better at the start. You need to avoid a pattern of dependency.

    Sounds like you're having fun with dominatrix, but that ain't my cup o' tea. Good luck.
    RK i get you. i really like the part about not going after 8.5. Very true

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Right now I wish a woman was outside stalking me and waiting for me to come out
    Man how good would that feel??

    No you don't. It's cook for a while but then it gets old. Even you'd get sick of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHL Pro Capper View Post
    LOL i had the same problem years ago. She would:

    1. Txt every few hours "what are you doing?", "Im lonely", if i didnt respond it's
    a) "where are you?" and "you dont find me attractive anymore"
    If i still havent responded within 10 minutes i got multiple phone calls, and an e-mail

    2. Always would have her phone radar on, ANY call she would home in and close the gap the eavsdrop pretending to come over to look for something

    3. Can't watch ANY movies or shows without her, if i did I would get in $hit, so i had to secretly watch my fav shows and not mention it or watch them 2x. When I did watch them with her she'd fall asleep in 10 minutes, and i'd have to re watch the same show 2-3 times

    4. Jealous of any female friend, EVERY girl was out to fk me apparently

    5. If i didn't massage, buy her things, take her out regularly i would be cheating, or don't care about her anymore and my favorite just "using her"

    You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place. My solution: Sex Robots. Give it time, in 5-8 years, you will have sexy female sex robots, that feel like a real women. Seriously. Google it. GL
    Bro you live in cal?? This is EXACTLY what i deal with every day I swear we're talking about the same girl lol

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    fukk girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHL Pro Capper View Post
    You can't win with women. I have never seen any of my friends or family with a solid good all around girl. And if they did have one, there would always be some huge negative, i.e. low sex drive, or huge debt problems, or a child, etc... The dream of finding a young 21-24 yr old that is smart, wants to be a good wife, mother, and give you your space is impossible to find. Every girl after 25 has baggage of some sort. You really do have to get extremely lucky. And even if you do, there's always gonna be some weasel orbiter friend or co-worker of hers to come after her and if you get lazy and stop caring for a microsecond, someone else will take your place.
    This fukkin 110%

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    I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nickel kind of
    Never went all the way
    oral..some insertion /pull outs, tranquil transitions, 1/2 riding
    pre ***
    so jeffery is a product of precum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I got mine addicted to mdma so she leaves me alone.
    classy illini ..

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    I got me a good Costa Rican girl. Zero complaints whatsoever. Come to think of it, all of my American friends that live down here and married a Costa Rican don't have any complaints, either.

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    Mine is SO hot but SO crazy. Holds just straight up double standards with everything. Like it is ok for her to have all these guy FB friends and for her to talk to guys. But I am sleeping on the couch if I make a comment about a girl being cute or beautiful. Such a recipe for disaster

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    Better question is who's girlfriend isn't crazy.

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