Who Am I Really? The Time Has Finally Come to End The Show and Come Clean

**Vegas39** · 03-30-14, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

ohh shit...he wants to share his story of playing a retard for 6 straight years ...someone hold me

no one is angry at ya little boy - come back and tell us your story here, after you get that caps key going on your iphone5S
for a guy who's been using Mac for so many years, you seem very confused when it comes to Apple products

Maybe between bear and him they can download music and solve caps dilemma

**boeing power** · 03-30-14, 11:51 PM

Weeder trying to sound smart and sophisticated in that post.

Try harder weeder.

**Vegas39** · 03-30-14, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

Weeder trying to sound smart and sophisticated in that post.

Try harder weeder.

Guessing giant emailed that and was a cut and paste

**Russian Rocket** · 03-30-14, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

Weeder trying to sound smart and sophisticated in that post.

Try harder weeder.

The bottom line is Iphone5S and Samsung Galaxy use the same keyboard function for enabling the Caps lock mode - all you gotta do is hit the Shift key.

If this retard has either one of those phones on hand right now, I'm a fukking Marilyn Monroe

Didn't wanna put his new self down in my very first reply, but I just can't help it

**boeing power** · 03-30-14, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

The bottom line is Iphone5S and Samsung Galaxy use the same keyboard function for enabling the Caps lock mode - all you gotta do is hit the Shift key.

If this retard has either one of those phones on hand right now, I'm a fukking Marilyn Monroe

Didn't wanna put his new self down in my very first reply, but I just can't help it

It's hilarious.

In his very first post as a "normal" person, he buries himself.

never change weeder.

**Vegas39** · 03-31-14, 12:01 AM

so weeders on his 3rd phone in 9 days. 9 days ago he posted on twitter from a blackberry

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Vegas39

so weeders on his 3rd phone in 9 days. 9 days ago he posted on twitter from a blackberry

someone is living large

**Seaweed** · 03-31-14, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

The bottom line is Iphone5S and Samsung Galaxy use the same keyboard function for enabling the Caps lock mode - all you gotta do is hit the Shift key.

If this retard has either one of those phones on hand right now, I'm a fukking Marilyn Monroe

Didn't wanna put his new self down in my very first reply, but I just can't help it

LOL this guy cracks me up, my old samsung galaxy appeal was different than this iphone5. I was never good with technology, i'm a bit behind when it comes to that as it is not my area of expertise. However, I would like to clear up that I have never owned a blackberry so I don't know what your friend vegas is talking about. Heading home now kids, feels like old times. Have some work to do got to be up early tomorrow morning for a meeting. More to life than SBR kids, go out and enjoy it.

**Vegas39** · 03-31-14, 12:24 AM

Oh seaweed making you look retarded is so easy

**Seaweed** · 03-31-14, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Oh seaweed making you look retarded is so easy

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Lol this kid is funny, yes I have used blackberry to make tweets, doesn't mean i own one. One of my girlfriends Chantel had a blackberry, used it all the time. You need to get out of the past my man.

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 12:43 AM

Seaweed is buried once again

never change.....KID

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 03-31-14, 12:49 AM

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

LOL this guy cracks me up, my old samsung galaxy appeal was different than this iphone5. I was never good with technology, i'm a bit behind when it comes to that as it is not my area of expertise.

what an appeal of a phone has to do with anything you do on it, especially typing?....if you used a shift key for many years on your old phone, it will only be natural for you to do the same with a new phone

once again nice story SeaFag, but you're not just behind with the tech stuff -you're just behind in everything in general in life

can't wait to hear more stories

**Vegas39** · 03-31-14, 12:57 AM

kid still uses a blackberry

Actually makes sense blackberry business model like seaweeds betting

**Vegas39** · 03-31-14, 01:12 AM

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Vegas39

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**thechaoz** · 03-31-14, 02:08 AM

Lol no one with that description would ever waste or could waste their precious time doing the bull shit you describe

**Let's Go Rangers** · 03-31-14, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

lol you guys still crack me the hell up posting away like the seaweed you knew is still real. rocket, kid, you got potential so lighten up, you have been played and i apologize for taking advantage of you all this time for entertainment purposes for sbr, no need to get angry at me now. i just landed at pearson a while ago, waiting to get picked up, gonna be downtown t.o next couple of days. if anyone wants to meet me at real sports bar i'll share my story over a couple of beers on me. btw, just upgraded from my samsung galaxy to the iphone5s. anyone know how to get the caps key going? i have been away out west this weekend in vancouver with some broad looking at a potential property investment for my business. just cause i came clean won't mean i won't be popping in from time to time boys.

love you all

THE MAN is back

And he is spot on...
He played Russian Rocket for a fool

**OMGChoGath** · 03-31-14, 05:44 AM

This thread is good for some lol's. Will keep checking in to see how it turns out.

**Let's Go Rangers** · 03-31-14, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by OMGChoGath

This thread is good for some lol's. Will keep checking in to see how it turns out.

Same as usual...
Russian Rocket getting owned on ever page

**Seaweed** · 03-31-14, 01:34 PM

Just checking in quickly here. This shit is hysterical. Rocket and Vegas always bite on the bait. It was so easy to fool them when I was in character, the laughs and entertainment will be missed for sure. But it's time to move on. I don't feel comfortable showing off with who I really am, so I will try to keep it on the down low. Just look at me as a successful well-off ladies man. The qualities Rocket tends to pretend to have. Furthermore, the irony of it all is that my actual bank account is higher than Rocket's and Vegas' combined. Oh and that bottomdad note you are looking at, it was taken on one of my business trips to Vegas. I can't stop laughing at Rocket and Vegas. Guys, the show is over, i loosened the strings from you back, you're free to go.

**Seaweed** · 03-31-14, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

THE MAN is back

And he is spot on...
He played Russian Rocket for a fool

Cut the kid some slack, I took advantage of him to easily

**Seaweed** · 03-31-14, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

what an appeal of a phone has to do with anything you do on it, especially typing?....if you used a shift key for many years on your old phone, it will only be natural for you to do the same with a new phone

once again nice story SeaFag, but you're not just behind with the tech stuff -you're just behind in everything in general in life

can't wait to hear more stories

I'm sorry but this had be cracking up.

The phone was Galaxy Appeal

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I'm sorry but this had be cracking up.

The phone was Galaxy Appeal

and your dumbass couldn't figure out how to hit a shift key to make a Caps Lock work on your new phone?

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Furthermore, the irony of it all is that my actual bank account is higher than Rocket's and Vegas' combined.

hard to challenge that when you say that you make 100,000K a year

**Vegas39** · 03-31-14, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

hard to challenge that when you say that you make 100,000K a year

Broke ass kid scrambling for anything to seem relevant after showing he can't bet worth a shit

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Broke ass kid scrambling for anything to seem relevant after showing he can't bet worth a shit

he probably forgot that just a few short weeks ago he posted a screenshot of his Pinny account with a big fat zero on his balance

A few short months ago he had to beg Giant for a betpoints loan to renew his PRO membership

I'm sure that these are the signs of a successful person.

But the real story here is that this retard has no more money to gamble, he's been laughed at on every corner of this forum, so in the last desperate attempt to try to save his face, he comes up with this brilliant idea of creating a new identity for himself

The dumbfukk doesn't realize though, that no normal and successful person would spend 6 years of his life acting like a mentally challenged kid on online forum - that just doesn't happen.

Case closed

**Let's Go Rangers** · 03-31-14, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Cut the kid some slack, I took advantage of him to easily

I should take pity on him...
I'm pretty sure Russian Rocket is starring in this video starting off In lane # 5

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 02:57 PM

Ohh look, Seaweed's only admire here has to post cartoons to make a point

how cute

**I/O** · 03-31-14, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

wait so he tells us that he wasted years and years of his life pretending that he's a mentally handicapped kid in an online gambling forum and the joke is on us?

SeaFag thanks for the laugh....go see a shrink and tell him that you're someone else

Are you saying that this created online "character" is the same as Russian Rocket in real life??

No wonder you're so upset.

**Let's Go Rangers** · 03-31-14, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by I/O

Are you saying that this created online "character" is the same as Russian Rocket in real life??

No wonder you're so upset.

Are you suggesting Rockets posting over 800 posts a month means he has no life?

I think we all know that

**Optional** · 03-31-14, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

lol you guys still crack me the hell up posting away like the seaweed you knew is still real. rocket, kid, you got potential so lighten up, you have been played and i apologize for taking advantage of you all this time for entertainment purposes for sbr, no need to get angry at me now. i just landed at pearson a while ago, waiting to get picked up, gonna be downtown t.o next couple of days. if anyone wants to meet me at real sports bar i'll share my story over a couple of beers on me. btw, just upgraded from my samsung galaxy to the iphone5s. anyone know how to get the caps key going? i have been away out west this weekend in vancouver with some broad looking at a potential property investment for my business. just cause i came clean won't mean i won't be popping in from time to time boys.

love you all

I hope no one takes this lunatic up on his offer to meet for a beer.

If he looked like a fool before, now he just looks like a dangerous sociopath.

The only way this loon could be creepier is if he had been acting as a female for the last 6 years.

What a freakshow.

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by I/O

Are you saying that this created online "character" is the same as Russian Rocket in real life??

No wonder you're so upset.

**Russian Rocket** · 03-31-14, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I hope no one takes this lunatic up on his offer to meet for a beer.

If he looked like a fool before, now he just looks like a dangerous sociopath.

The only way this loon could be creepier is if he had been acting as a female for the last 6 years.

What a freakshow.

indeed

**boeing power** · 03-31-14, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I hope no one takes this lunatic up on his offer to meet for a beer.

If he looked like a fool before, now he just looks like a dangerous sociopath.

The only way this loon could be creepier is if he had been acting as a female for the last 6 years.

What a freakshow.

Optional gets it.