1. 11-08-11 11:16 AM #1
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    joke thread

    I won $2 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    Now I have $1,999,999.75.
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  2. 11-08-11 11:21 AM #2
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    What has two wings and a halo?

    A Chinese telephone.
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  3. 11-08-11 11:21 AM #3
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    There's nothing worse than walking in on your mum having a shit...

    On your dad.
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  4. 11-08-11 11:24 AM #4
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    Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

    I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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  5. 02-11-12 10:38 PM #5
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    what is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?


    women
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  6. 02-12-12 10:26 PM #6
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    ill help u out man since it appears no one else cares.

    a priest and a rabbi go to a playground, the priest says "lets go screw that little boy over there" the rabbi replies "outta what?"
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